I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

the physicians were always doing shit like that to each other.

one guy talked to a colleague before a conference in Denver and told him that Viagra has the side effect of easing altitude sickness. The guy took a bunch of Viagra on the plane and developed priapism.

Someone gave these as gifts because they make your shit look bloody. Then he got a kick out of it if he found out the recipient ordered a stool screen or colonoscopy.

Another guy got the super-wide saran wrap and stretched it over the bowl of the toilet, then put down the seat because his target was known for pissing on the seat. It was stretched so tight it was perfectly clear, you couldn't see it if you weren't looking for it. When the guy went in and pissed, the pee bounced off it like a drum and all over his scrubs. It wasn't too harmful because you just grab more off the linen cart, just a little mean.

Pub Lover

Apr 13th, 2010 08:17 PM

After a tiff with my bit of skirt, I was feeling charitable and unblocked some people that maybe should've stayed blocked.

Quote:

[11:53] Axem Cupola: Hiiiiiiii.
[11:53] Pubbles: hullo
[11:54] Axem Cupola: Tell I-mockery that I have lost 60 pounds and that I am down to 205!
[11:54] Pubbles: okay
[11:55] Axem Cupola: And that soon, they'll never be able to call me "sagtits" again.
[11:56] Pubbles: I imagine they will always call you sagtits, my friend. They are not nice people.
[11:56] Axem Cupola: Then that will make them retarded.
[11:57] Axem Cupola: It will prove how pathetic they really are, and how they'll fail at life whever they go, and that they'll always be the ******s, and that outside of their pathetic little forum, they've got no chance against anybody and they'll be buttfucked by big, strong ******s.
[11:57] Pubbles: Um, yes. That is true.
[11:57] Pubbles: You didn't need to prove it.
[11:58] Axem Cupola: That they'll be the little boys with the microscopic penises who even ******s make fun of.
[11:58] Axem Cupola: Oh, but I did. Because now, they're going to be miserable. This is my revenge for their rotton treatment of me.
[11:59] Pubbles: They are already miserible. They are sad, lonely people.
[11:59] Pubbles: If they were good people they would never have treated you so poorly, I'm sure.

Tadao

Apr 13th, 2010 09:18 PM

205 pounds of sad. :tear

Pub Lover

Apr 13th, 2010 10:13 PM

Spoilers!

Grislygus

Apr 13th, 2010 10:34 PM

:lol

Who is this person

Tadao

Apr 13th, 2010 10:54 PM

The fat mumbling Japanophile know as Clement.

Terra

Apr 13th, 2010 10:58 PM

I remember Clement. Not much more, though.

The Leader

Apr 13th, 2010 11:00 PM

Tell Clement that I miss him and that he should kill himself, k Pub?

Grislygus

Apr 13th, 2010 11:22 PM

He was 265 POUNDS?! JESUS RATFUCKING CHRIST

Tadao

Apr 13th, 2010 11:24 PM

Grislygus

Apr 13th, 2010 11:24 PM

His face did NOT denote that. Fat face, yes, but not PORKBEAST. Was he a fucking human Weeble or something?

Pub Lover

Apr 13th, 2010 11:36 PM

Spoilers!

Tadao

Apr 13th, 2010 11:42 PM

:lol Those are some seriously retarded thought trees. I bet his parents are related.

Tadao

Apr 13th, 2010 11:55 PM

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=122

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah

RaNkeri

Apr 13th, 2010 11:58 PM

COULD THIS MARK THE RETURN OF CLEMENT?

FOR THE 5TH TIME?

Tadao

Apr 14th, 2010 12:00 AM

HE'S GONNA EAT THE BABY!

Holy fuck what an inbred family.

Grislygus

Apr 14th, 2010 12:01 AM

What the hell is he bitching about? Did he get banned again or something?

Grislygus

Apr 14th, 2010 12:04 AM

Even in that picture, he does not look like he nearly weighed NEARLY 300 POUNDS, did he stash it all in his beefneck?

Tadao

Apr 14th, 2010 12:07 AM

:lol

RaNkeri

Apr 14th, 2010 12:07 AM

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...lay&thread=429

Same old john

Grislygus

Apr 14th, 2010 12:08 AM

I'm actually going to break I-Mockery tradition and CONGRATULATE the poor bastard, Holy Mary Mother of God

Grislygus

Apr 14th, 2010 12:19 AM

Now that I've read the links to his forum, I wish that I hadn't already used "Holy Mary Mother of God". It was a just humorous statement, I didn't realize that it was completely fucking appropriate

The forum would be hilarious if it wasn't full of sad, weird people trying to reason with an OBVIOUS CRAZY PERSON

RaNkeri

Apr 14th, 2010 12:23 AM

Clement was the best thing to ever happen to I-mockery

Pub Lover

Apr 14th, 2010 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680662)

Even in that picture, he does not look like he nearly weighed NEARLY 300 POUNDS, did he stash it all in his beefneck?

Spoilers!