I like Sprite with Grenadine.

I was going to make that, then I doubted it's humour. :x

Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.

I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.

What game is that?

I doubt everything I post, but I try & wait until after I've hit submit to think about it.

I remember Kings Of Chaos, a whole bunch of people from this board used to play, but it was really gay so AChimp tried to make a better one... :lol

Those guys on that chaos thing require you put in a case-sensitive word thing everytime you do anything.

And when I wanted to train my soldiers they gave me this:

:lol @ ...xmcj/UncalledFor.jpg

Talent is more important than fancy tools. ;(

Yah, but either one would be nice.

EVERYONE CLICK IT AND JOIN >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=3ep5w6y2

:lol

God, my guys flee from everybody.

I don't like games that I have to use calculators for, it's too much like work.

Fuck calculators, i just click links and type in whatever number I think will work.

Yeah, & that's why you're losing.

Strategy games require the use of strategy. ;(

I wasted money on a big candle that costs 40,000.

:eek

That seriously does look like an aged "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Who wouldn't?

yay! I won one

Battle Report


Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

27 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
0 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

15 of your trained soldiers receive weapons and 12 are weaponless

15 are given a Knife

None of your 0 untrained soldiers have weapons

0 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 15 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 10 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 398 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

exile565's forces counter-attack and inflict 71 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Knife

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 4.99


You defeated the enemy!

As exile565's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 139,146 gold from exile565!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.