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liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 03:00 AM


liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 03:01 AM

im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though :x

HickMan Jan 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O



and I got laid!

liquidstatik Jan 2nd, 2007 04:17 AM


WhiteRat Jan 2nd, 2007 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by HickMan
I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O



and I got laid!

Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?

FartinMowler Jan 2nd, 2007 11:23 AM

I thought you were being deployed?

Archduke Tips Jan 2nd, 2007 05:56 PM

I think I need to turn my life around.

WhiteRat Jan 2nd, 2007 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I thought you were being deployed?

That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.

Noodles Jan 2nd, 2007 08:30 PM

Im smashedtoo/

Esuohlim Jan 2nd, 2007 10:05 PM

Don't try to fit in >:

Noodles Jan 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM

| ^

How do I know your not?

xbxDaniel Jan 2nd, 2007 10:49 PM

I'm always the designated driver. :(

noob3 Jan 2nd, 2007 10:50 PM

im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this

MarioRPG Jan 3rd, 2007 10:21 AM

I hope you wash your hands, mister.

noob3 Jan 3rd, 2007 04:07 PM

just kidding

Noodles Jan 3rd, 2007 05:04 PM

Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2007 01:08 AM

I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever

Grislygus Jan 4th, 2007 11:33 AM

Shh, you'll invoke her.

MarioRPG Jan 4th, 2007 12:53 PM

I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.

Noodles Jan 4th, 2007 03:44 PM

HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 03:51 PM

will wonders never cease

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 03:51 PM

Noodles Jan 4th, 2007 03:57 PM

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

executioneer Jan 4th, 2007 04:02 PM

shut up, noodles

Jixby Phillips Jan 4th, 2007 06:24 PM

yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry

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