:lol

im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though :x

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

:HIFIVE

Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?

I thought you were being deployed?

I think I need to turn my life around.

That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.

Im smashedtoo/

Don't try to fit in >:

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How do I know your not?

I'm always the designated driver. :(

im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this

I hope you wash your hands, mister.

just kidding

I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever

Shh, you'll invoke her.

I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.

HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.

will wonders never cease

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

shut up, noodles

yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry