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Please. Your never going to experience the art of fellatio unless you just bite the bullet and do yourself. |
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I mean, SERIOUSLY. |
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So he shoots the Laplander!
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What does me sucking my own dick have to do with you being a dork?
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Fartin, when I said I didn't get this gilligan shit, I was being serious, I mean totally seriously. ;)
I've never seen that show. :eek I loled at that picture but it was a equal tie between your inabilty to crop & a lady touching my shoulder, which is totally like serious in my book. :x |
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I did it in MSPaint, so it's got a little more Jpeg blur. ;(
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Seriously. ;( |
Forgive me if I appear absent, but I'm moving. Later, guys.
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Who are you again?
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This suggests that you read my posts, which I find amusing, yet offensive. >:
Seriously. ; Oh Pub. As offensive as this may seem, I try to read all of your post if they are in GB. But I have standards, low as they are and I will not read much else of yours anywhere else on the forum. :bow |
guys, im bored :/
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Thats your plan is it? WELL NOW ITS FOILED HAHAHAH!
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Hey you guys get a load of the new guy who can't read rules :rollin
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We only have ourselves to blame. :eek >: |
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are we still doing that
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Today I was in EB games and watched two women get angry at the guy behind the counter for not having Wii's...one lady turned around and asked me why they had so many boxes and posters and I said "I think the boxes are empty and I don't know why you are talking to me" and then she scowled at me, I laughed and said "you're spoiled child won't get a Wii and did a loser symbol with my hand :) I don't like when people talk to me in line.
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You've got a friend in me, liquidstatik :D
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yay ;D
dad said you could come watch a movie but your mom has to pick you up, he doesn't have enough gas ;_; |
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they made me listen to Marilyn Manson :x
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lol fartins story
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:) man i'm late for this! no wonder there's so few threads these days!
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Publovers story
Today I went to the mall and picked up a rock and to my amazement they had left handed sticks for sticking people |
What? :confused
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I sure hope Gadzooks, or Jixby is amused by this shit, because I am completely bewildered as to who the hell you think I am. :undecidedemoticon
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Pubs first real christmas
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Still can't crop?
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:/ I don't know why it does that...my kids are decorating the tree :)
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No one has ever given me a shiny rock. :tear
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Fartin's jokes are better if you're drunk, so I suggest anyone reading this go get drunk. :drunk
INTERNET DRUNK AT WORK! :eek |
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So I went into Tenth Street Market to see what flavors of hookah tobacco (some call it shisha, including me) they had that the other international stores lacked. They had some mighty shiny boxes, but they were more expensive. However, the shine was so shiny that I broke down and bought two flavors. Right now, I'm smoking the Cinnamon and it is GOOD, guys. It's really fucking good.
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you using MSPAINT? Resize bitches!
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Holy shit, I just realized that I totally should have stolen geological and paleontological specimens from my work and mailed that out as my Christmas Gift. I deal with all kinds of shiny rocks and weird fossils and even dinosaur shit from time to time. Literally, coprolite... I had to move a fossilized turd a while ago. It'd make for a great stocking stuffer.
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Yeah, before I started this bowl I was like, "man, I don't want ANY INTERFERENCE with this SHINY box stuff", so I gave it a total clean-out and it was totally worth it.
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Perfect. :lol
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I know it's fartin and all, but I really like the word "smite" so I don't like seeing it abused. "Smote" is the simple past, but I'm pretty sure his sig needs the past participle, "smitten". Like, "he should be eaten", not "he should be ate".
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:/ do you drink your bong water?
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SAVE THAT FOR THE FOOD FORUM >:
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Comments so far on my YouTube video discussing my modern augmentation of the Cosmological Argument:
1) great video! clear arguement, kinda hard to dispute. i never thought about the implications of relativity in that way, very interesting. 2) satin V-neck pajamas? oooh. |
Seth used to have a quote of me talking about him in his sig, those videos prove that quote true if you're one of the many Fartins of the world.
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Pub, you are DEAD to me. As soon as I can get tickets to New Zealand you'll be dead IN GENERAL. :adventure
Nah, I guess I had that coming if I read that as I think you meant it. |
hey mr. smarty pants, whats the url to your video? :O
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Man you guys are the LAST people with whom I should share this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klOQwSMdI70 My voice is awkward. I've been posting a lot, I think that means I should take my crazy pill now. |
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My only gripes about your videos are purely technical, & I already mentioned them on your LJ. |
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Yeah, it does seem pretty implausible. Anyways.
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Of course, I think most Americans have stupid voices, so I might be giving Seth too much slack. Any of you Yanks wanna tell me how silly his voice really is?
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He sounds like a well-versed, american guy. Sounds like my friend when he's patronizing me. :/
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Since he sounds like he has a midwest accent, it seems that he has the least stupid of the American accents. They are the kind that news anchors are supposed to have as they are the most understandable :knowledge
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oh man seth i understood like half of that, but you sound sexxay :O
i have a southern accent, shut up >: |
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The best part of the madlibs was always when someone would read them afterwards.
You guys should do the madlibs again, but using youtube. :lol |
that sounds cool, really ;<
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I KNOW! :eek
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Hey guys, I know none of you have heard about it, but the coup in Fiji is big news down here.
I'm listening into a Fiji radio station, & they are trying to interview members of Parliament over the phone, but there is a sudden scuffle & the line goes dead, and this has happened three times now with different MPs. Military coups are crazy! :eek |
uh oh :eek
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The details of the coup would be funny if just one of the guys involved hinted it was irony. :x
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hahahhahahahahahahahaha
i hope zeldasbeggiestfan goes blind ;< |
Its only one eye! Hahahahahaha eat it fucker.
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anyway hey pub what are you talking about? :[
im not up on current events :x |
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Current events is hell of funny in a delayed gratification way. ;( |
Do you know what a coup d'état is, Liquid?
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no thats why i was confused ;<
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See, now I feel like a jerk for assuming everyone has education. :(
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okay nevermind google helped me :[
and nah you're not a jerk, bby i hate being so uneducated, though i should have listened during school ;/ |
But you can easily live without knowing that shit, so I'll just shut up about it. :)
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yeah i know who cares about ireland are wtf/e you live anyway
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jk pub
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I hope someone over throws this thread :/
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Damn stupid pagebreaks. >:
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i know, right ;o
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hoses Jean Valjean |
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