![]() |
|
:lol
|
im pretty drunk too, milhouse]
and i got a blowjob at some highschool party she was 18, though :x |
I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O
TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER OH I DID and I got laid! |
:HIFIVE
|
Quote:
I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot. Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat? |
I thought you were being deployed?
|
I think I need to turn my life around.
|
Quote:
|
Im smashedtoo/
|
Don't try to fit in >:
|
^
| ^ | _____ How do I know your not? |
I'm always the designated driver. :(
|
im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this
|
I hope you wash your hands, mister.
|
just kidding
|
![]() |
I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever
|
Shh, you'll invoke her.
|
I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.
|
HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.
|
will wonders never cease
|
![]() |
I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???
|
shut up, noodles
|
yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink
ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry |
im not
BEAT IT NOODLES |
Quote:
|
man its a good thing kahljorn isn't an aussie cause that woudl be an awfully misogynistic thing to say
|
Yeah. >:
And it only took a little rewording to achieve. :conspiracy :lol |
when i read that sheila thingy at work today, it reminded me of an outback steak. :( i'm not pregnant anymore. :( i can't just go eating steak whenever i want anymore. :( plus, santa is broke. :( damn it. :(
|
very nice, pub. :)
now i gotta share: i took that pic at strawberry fields, central park, this past summer. the dog belonged to this homeless guy with matted hair who hangs out there all the time. he had a grocery cart full of trash he was separating the (mostly dead) flowers from and waxing philosophically to anyone who'd listen (mostly the dog). and that pidgeon was inching closer and closer to the water dish. the dog was like, whatever. the pidgeon was like, i'm'a get me some 'a dat. (he's a new yawkah.) it was about 105 degrees (pretty miserable at 7 months pregnant!) but what a cool day. :P |
i love it!
|
I'm starting to sell a lot of unwanted shit on Amazon now and especially old gameboy games. How much do you think I could get for Tiny Toons: Wacky Sports!
|
a kiss on the cheek from jixby phillips!
|
I would give you a smile, to boot!
|
3.50 and thats the highest ill go
|
Sevenforce I though you were banned?
|
Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.
|
Will his prediction hold water? Find out next week on "I-Mock, U-Mock"!
|
No sir i am not spaz
|
Quote:
|
:tear
|
are all australians named sheila or something?
|
All Australian women. The men are called Bruce.
NO POOFTERS! :dunce |
Quote:
|
you mean conversations on the internet, right
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear |
guys i found videos of the warlock pinchers' last show on youtube :o
|
i also found this
![]() |
Quote:
|
crybaby
|
Quote:
|
CRY ME A RIVER
|
GO TAKE DRUGS WITH YOUR NEGRO BUDDY! :eek
|
Hi guys. I like you guys. :)
|
ty :D
|
Russo you're an alright guy.
|
What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.
ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >: :lol |
While spellchecking I found:
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
I have never talked to Pub Lover.
Hello, Pub. :) |
Hello underaged lady.
I am not in anyway being inappropriate. I will not be persecuted for this event. |
You say that to all the girls.
|
Ladies like a guy that's aloof due to former convictions.
|
Okay, I'll admit it.
MR. DANNY TATOM, I think your avatar is the bee's knees. :) |
愉快的时间菠萝是这里安慰您
|
katamari dynasty! says:
be nice katamari dynasty! says: puscy oops says: ur the puscy katamari dynasty! says: youre a puscy puddinghead oops says: you are frothing pudding puscy katamari dynasty! says: lol! |
katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies. |
more like flesh-eatting sheilas!
who says you don't learn from the internet |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
my girlfriend was telling me about, i dont have satellite at my house :o
|
Quote:
|
I've eaten pizza in Italy. :posh
|
I ate rice in Malaysia.
|
I thought pizza in italy was left over food baked into a puffy bread that extremely poor people ate.
|
o rly?
|
Maybe that's how it evolved, but considering Queen Margherita had her favorite style of pizza named after her I doubt it carried that stigma for very long.
The biggest difference is that they insist on real wood fires in brick ovens, which makes it taste gooooood. |
Quote:
(yay for quotes) |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza
Many of the italian restaurants around here make italian pizza the way you described. I like the calzones better, though. Calzones are fucking delicous, and if you ask them to they'll cover it with marinara sauce :O :O :O |
Italian calzones and Chicago pizza pies.
|
I just ate a freschetta :D
delicioso! |
This page is like Juttin heaven.
|
someone talk about an alive dad quick
|
My dad is alive and today I found out that he looks strikingly similar to the mexican mascot guy on bottles of tapatio hot sauce.
|
Quote:
|
Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?
|
s it because you think im that fat lard?
|
Quote:
|
i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it
carry on |
Quote:
|
Hey zelda have you played the new zelda?
|
Quote:
|
SO EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I WANNA CHAT OK ;)
|
im heeeeeeere, but i dont think you are ;<
|
i wonder if ANYBODY of you is able to cook a REAL meal.
not that instant shit ;) |
we can cook a real meal
it's doubtful we would eat it |
i'm not 100% sure what that has to do with anything, lunlun, but i'm pretty sure a few people can back up the fact that i am a pretty good cook >:
i've made apple tarts from scratch before if that is not sufficient you can kiss my b*tt |
so please invite me for dinner ;)
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:56 PM. |
|
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.