kahljorn you have me worried. I'm still waiting for my two college kid's money to come in. I just got a notice yesterday that fafsa made corrections to their applications, but they did not say what corrections were made? Kids still do not have the money in the school accounts and I had to pay a partial tuition fee ( 1/3) for each, so they were not dropped from their spring classes.

COLLEGE IS A SCAM ANYWAY

you should be fine. i only got fucked over cause I'm almost done with college.

also get bog

Uhhhhhhhh why not? Every goddamned vapid and banal meme on the internet ever has escaped 4chan because people are fucking retarded and think that stuff is actually funny. It's not a mystery.

i want to make the sleep times, but i have to wait for the ups man to drop of my mum's kindle

arargarghrghagrhghgrgarhagrahh

Oh hey that's a nice First World Problems meme FZ :rolleyes

BANNED

i hate the word meme

I always pronounced it "mehm" because that's how you say it in french (spelled like même though). When I learned it was pronounced "meem" I was like that's the gayest thing i ever heard

I totally read the Jungle Book today while I was sick. Pretty screwed up book, son.

I PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THIS "STUPID INTERNET SHIT"

it's the only language sam knows

IT'S ALSO MY NICKNAME FOR FATHOM ZERO

I CAN'T REPEAT MY NICKNAME FOR SAMSKY

I tripped on mushrooms a few weeks ago.

It was fun

:drugs

Sup milhouse

RONGI I AM GLAD YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR DRUG TRIPS.

rongi did you make spacelights

Did you make some awesome music like that really awesome band Ween

OR THAT REAL COOL FRANK ZAPPA GUY

fanrk zippos SAM DID YOU GET YOUR FREE FUCKING BURGER >:

you tripped over someones dick :O

thats ok it happens to me too cause my dick is hella long

its like having a shoelace untied all the time

I use my extra long dick to fuck hookers and then strangle them afterward

im too worried about my dick losing its elasticity to do that

at least they die doing what they love though

Saw that movie, it was boring

WAS IT A HORROR FILM CALLED "DICK NOOSE"?

how can you not like the movie dick noose

a movie about dirty dancing that gets dangerous

hey theres some kind of gay mexican ad that pops up on my screen all obnoxious like

Naw, it was an actual horror film, in real life, called "Soul Vengeance"

boring as hell. I'm not sure how that's possible in a film about a man using his giant mutant penis to strangle people, but it was

if my soul got vengeance i guess it would uninteresting;y strangle people to death with its penis too

Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

rpngi goes hard, son

Is that a picture of the guy that mugged you?

it's a picture of my dick

SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

OK SO I KEEP GETTING THESE ADS thAT ARE "POWERED BY VIZU" AND tHEY Are ANNOYING POPUPS.

powered by deez nutz

is more like it

POWERED BY GIVEFORCEPOWERS

I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

BRO YOU FORGOT HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

Next time you gotta say "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery, the place where strapping young Milhouse backwards posts "

NICE
WHAT UP LADY

RONgi YOURE SUCH A FAGGOT

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes

tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

ps my roommate listens to garbage music hence all the references to garbage music

okay have fun being a douche

am not

you're just mad we get pussy easier than you

my character in skyrim is a cat man :(

oh :(

why do you even need punkrock chick then

because she is pretty much every masturbation fantasy i've had since i was 15, but a real person

the cat man is pretty sweet though, he fights with his bare hands :O

i was really high when i designed him, i tried to make him look like MJ's catmonster thing from thriller

MY CAT MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP RONGI.

FUCK YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR WOMAN.

jeez did we all make cat mans :-[

i made slutty girls :(

i have 3 papers due tomorrow

i have started exactly none of them

i am so fucked

but you get to have sex with a girl, though

that makes it all worth while

i have a supernatural talent for paper writing. my midterm paper was written at 2 in the morning the night before it was due while i was on amphetamines and caffeine. the combination put me in the hospital at 7:30, got out at 9 and handed it in at 10

i got an A on it

That tells a lot about the faculty.

or about how awesome i am, seeing as how i got a higher grade than most people in that class

quit being a hater, fz

quit being a lame not-paper doing gdi

j/k ilu bby

you just need a pick-me-up

YES THIS IS A REAL THING :x

I knew a PETA member once
He stank like shit and would never comb his hair
Also I hated him

Haiku score 13/100 let's try to get the right number of syllables next time

hi milhouse

REGARDING MIRRORS
DUAL HEATED POWERED OUTSIDE
IS MY PREFERENCE

If there are any attractive ladies reading this; I'm probably the best catch on here. Exotic and all.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AS MY SKYRIM CAT MAN ANYMORE. IT FEELS LIKE PETAS REVENGE: SNEAKY CAT HEAD AXE SPLAT: THE GAME.

:ibapery

:0

some kid was selling fruit for a fundraiser or something and my girlfriend bought some not realizing the amount of fruit it was and now we have like 50 tangelos.

hasppy birthdayto me in a few days!!!!!!!citrus!!!

Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

man, i'm just down coz of the paper chase, man

if i had fruit trees i would never eat anything except fruit and then i would die but it would be a happy death

"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

Am I the only one here who doesn't really like fruit? Maybe bananas and grapes I guess. I like vegetables, son.

PINEAPPLES IS THE BOMB.

FLAVORS UP THE JIZZ FOR THE LADIES

HERE IS A HAIKU
I HAVE ADD, YOU KNOW
SO I MIGHT STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

i dated a girl who didn't like fruit

A FREAK

a guy on my facebook is this crazy paleo diet fgt and now he's going on about fluoride

anyone have a link to a choice coolinator thread i could post

and those stupid sure fire get money faces.

"things were never easy for me, i was born a poor black child"

why are you guys talking about fruit everywhere

hahaaa ohhhhh, that's good

FOR THE LADIES

fruit good what else is there to say !!

Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

i'm digging giorgio moroder week

it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

ladies and gents, the most depressing thing ever posted on this forum :(

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

what about when we found how that sam isnt even sam's real name, and he gets a free cheeseburger and we dont?

fuck that.

I AM STILL PISSED