Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 755866)

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755872)

So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755875)

I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".

So I now I just say everything is ad hoc since that's the only thing I remember.

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755877)

So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755886)

Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755884)

w (double u)

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755908)

144 days left until Thrash0 bleeds about his crushed love life.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 755921)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 755921)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 742837)

Moron. Pub left because of you.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742962)

jeanette talked about poops and dildos, though

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 742966)

i don't remember poop talk, but i remember jamesman made some whiney thread about how dildos make it harder for men to satisfy ladies

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 560873)

How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 743272)

I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

Originally Posted by elx (Post 743658)

after reading a ton of stupid articles claiming that we have just sent a particle back in time through another dimension, I finally read opera's release and I don't get it

if they have the level of accuracy/uncertainty that they are claiming - isn't that higher than the one we achieved when measuring the speed of light half a century ago? assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(

is it just that if that is in fact the case then it's far too scary to mention or think about because it means that everything we have ever measured in modern history has been wrong and we've set ourselves back two hundred years with our newer, preciser technology? is preciser a word?

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 744067)

You are seriously the most stale and unfunny cunt on this message board. I cannot believe that you think you add humour. :lol

Adding the LOL emoticon to a large percentage of your posts doesn't mean you are adding humour. You are using it to laugh at your own jokes. :lol

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756003)

I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756004)

Do they know? :eek

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 744568)

I haven't posted here in like a year but I see Pub Lover went a page in this thread without posting. Feels wrong man.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756009)

I'm trying to be really secret about it. They'll take it away if we appear to be too interested.

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 744816)

I've said it before and I shall say it again: you should consult with Pubbles, who obsessively saves every photo ever posted on these forums.

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744675)

going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744832)

you guys i just got back from my date

it went really well :)!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756014)

I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756012)

I was going to go down a whole route of "studying black people is like bird watching" with hides and mating calls etc but it just feels a bit too much like what Don Carlson the racist animator would do.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756016)

Boner Touching well? :eek

This is an important question. >:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 750989)

Relinquishing addiction has made me more apathetic towards life than I've ever been, even when I was a DXM tard. I don't shave, I don't write, I don't hang out with friends, I don't work, I don't do fucking anything. I'm just a miserable, joyless, cold, unproductive sack of shit who's no fun for anyone. Narcotics Anonymous can go suck the tits I wish I had.

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 750659)

I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753346)

Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753378)

I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753556)

hey guys i don't talk to anymore i'm starting HRT tomorrow yay

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753558)

You're finally gonna get male hormones?

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753559)

ZING, NO.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753560)

I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753561)

#inappropriate

Originally Posted by elx (Post 753747)

chojin I hope you drop olympic sized weights on your medulla and end up rotting alone in your dads house until your flesh disintegrates off of your corpse and ants come along and make a farm out of your bones >:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 753766)

Elx also showed what looked like sincere concern for ThrashO, so y'know...she's a whore with her sympathy.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 755700)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750812)

I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745486)

I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744283)

ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741904)

elx you are so tiny

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741978)

damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741777)

pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 742766)

Pub Lover sent me a package in the mail and in that package were thousands of photos of me as a kid that he took secretly

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742767)

:lol

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 743692)

elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little :(

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 743702)

the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 743704)

Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 743724)

Because it takes less than a nanosecond?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 722193)

What does mean when you dream about murdering a whole basement full of people you've never met? :(

I even picked up a rocking chair and crushed someone's neck with it :(

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756085)

some people age

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756089)

Like I said.

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756105)

I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756033)

punk girls touch wangs

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756073)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756135)

TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 751471)

i guess if your idea of sex is being pile drived by zangief you might find her attractive

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750446)

I still say "Suck my dick motherfucker you understand that SHIT?" a lot to this day

irl

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 756127)

even though willie is being kind of a baby about this stuff i still think he's a good guy and was a lot cooler than the majority of people who still stick around here

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 697244)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 661971)

I had no idea what that was so I looked it up.

I should ban you for tricking me into looking at anime

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 610864)

Wait, you seriously can't call a female homo? I didn't know this.