Roller derby girls are super hot :p
ROLLER DERBY GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT
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Take the advise of post #8
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No they're not.
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Alcohol is super effective. My friend just came up with a great way to prevent girls from drinking and driving too. "You just gotta fuck the drunk out of them"
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Ask em out for a coffee.
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You realise no one on i-mockery has ever talked to a girl right?
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i should have put in the first post that i only wanted the responses of girls
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http://www.pick-up-woman.com/ask-girl-out-on-date.shtml
How To Ask A Girl Out For Date If it is a girl you are really interested in your mind might be filled with doubts and insecurities : What if she says no ? Am I trying to move too fast ? Maybe she thought we were just friends and she will be offended if I ask. All of these fears, although natural and common, are dumb. If you want a date with this girl you have the right to ask her out. Don't allow your life to be ruled by doubt and insecurity. |
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It's all a numbers game man. One has to say yes. |
While being flirty just ask if she'd like to go have dinner and some drinks sometime.
It's really not hard to do. And if she says no, tell her you're just kidding and you think she's a fat ugly frigid cow. That'll fix her. |
In a loud club.
You : "Would you like to dance?" Her : "Hahaha, no." You : "No, I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!" |
Just go up to her and yell "skeet skeet" at her. Worked for me twice.
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i asked a girl out today, she said no and it didn't bother me at all :0
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DID SHE SAY IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE FAT? DEMAND ANSWERS!
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Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about? :(
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Try to fight the urge to finger her pooper while you are asking her out next time.
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WELL IF YOU KEEP THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE UP IT'S NO WONDER
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she dates dudes that are all scrawny rockstar types. i went to a tarantula ad show and she totally went backstage with one of the guys :0
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AND YOU JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS
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Even Meatloaf got the hotties. You gotta think BIG.
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Like Doug.
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seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh
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WRITE HER A NOTE WITH EMPTY BOXES BY YES OR NO AND TELL HER TO CHECK ONE.
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Can I put my finger in your butt during sex?
[ ] Yes! [ ] No! |
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then let her come to you... or on you ;D
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you clearly have never been to the tucson roller derby, while there are some of those most of the girls are hot as hell.
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Mmmmm... roller derby girls.
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They are usually in great shape.
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I love roller derby girls. :(
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DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I DO
THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET |
Or you should hold her hand on a regular basis and fuck her in public.
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BASICALLY WHAT I DO IS NEVER ASK ANYONE OUT :tear
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ME TOO :cry
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I don't know why milhouse is so unsuccessful with the ladies - all he needs to say is "Hey I'm a moderator on the I-Mockery forums" and they'd be like putty in his hands.
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I've changed my mind about you guys.
Stick to chat lines. |
you know you can't trust any of those internet girls ;)
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More like internet 'girls'.
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oh yeah, cause there are no girls on the internet, i forgot about that :rolleyes
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MORE LIKE INTERNET "GIRLS" :rolleyes
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YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GIRLS YOU IGNORANT FUCK? :ROLLEYES
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WTF IS THIS ****SHIT
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I'm changing my prior advice. Go for the Roller Derby Girl. 75% of roller girls are really great looking.
http://qcrg.net/category/16/suicidal-saucies.aspx |
75% of those are men :x
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Yeah,.....but they're good looking.
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75% of me is man baby
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Who the fuck are you? Go away.
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I think I know why you're having trouble with the girls. |
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what?
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I'm like a flea. Small and annoying.
Except I don't really do any good for the natural balance in the end. |
gaywad :rolleyes
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I think you guys know what to do. |
can we get a mod in here? this thread is dead.
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The only practical advice you can get in that situation is to just man up and ask a girl out. If you're worried about social stigmas, (ie some girl saying something to the effect of "EWWWMYGAWD, that freak just asked me out!") then grow a pair. I tell you that to tell you this: Once you DO find one willing to be your girlfriend, what's more worth it? Some assface who laughs at you, or knowing someone will suck your junk (eventually)?
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I've never seen an attractive roller derby girl. They all look like they were constructed out of linkin logs. I mean the roller derby was basically designed so that ugly amazon-lookin-bitches could have some place in society.
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http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=114 tell me she isn't attractive. but then again http://www.tucsonrollerderby.com/player.php?id=158 :\
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I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find an attractive roller derby girl.
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a higher percentage of roller derby girls are attractive compared to the general population.
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she's aight
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Here's your beautiful tuscon roller derby girls. I looked at all the girl's on that page and only one of them could pass for a woman. And they all look like somebodies mother. Or grandmother. So far odds aren't in your favor. |
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That would be a 90 minute movie i'd watch.
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it could be epic you should read the first three paragraphs.
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you come to tucson and we will straighten this out
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you gonna sic the derby girls on me or something
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you wish ;0
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yea that was the only thing i didn't get for christmas beat by giants
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Good looking
http://qcrg.net/category/22/Team_QCR...sday_Hula.aspx Not good looking but hilarious http://qcrg.net/category/20/Alley_Ka...race_____.aspx http://qcrg.net/category/18/Devil_Do...nt_Coach_.aspx I would love to be a roller derby ref just so I could tell people my name is Gorilla McGillicutty. |
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That thing has a dick, I promise you |
:lol, did you read her profile? it's fucking amazing.
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Not only do I believe it is heavily based on real events, I propose that the only differences between the profile biography and her real biography is omissions of childhood sodomy and the more boring details of coming to terms with its identity as a "transgendered individual"
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i like how one second in the story she's doing manual labor at a copper mine in lieu of jail time and the next she was skating off to tucson. I didn't know they let you roam around freely at labor camps.
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Houston has em too! Maybe I can roller skate on over and pick me up some ladies.
http://houstonrollerderby.com/public/Pag189.aspx CLAUDIA VAN-DAMAGE Quote:
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what the fuck is wrong with roller derby girls, were they raised by the internet or something? Every profile i read is like, "HER LIFE WAS SO HARD AND SHE WAS GANGSTA SINCE AGE NINE DONT FUCKING FUCK WITH THIS MAD CAT KAZOO OR SHELL FIX HER THIGHS ON YOUR FACE"
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man this picture is awesome: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmcclai...7605185664193/ |
As soon as I saw it the zany sounds effects queued in my brain.
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I remember when Roller Derby hit one of it's heights in the 80s, there was a crocodile pit in the middle of the roller rink.
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MURDERBALL
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Next match up in my city is next saturday. I'll tell them to get a crocodile....or an alligator at least.
Team QCRG against the "Eh Team!" from Hamilton, ON. |
GO CANADA!
If they were from any other province, I could almost guarantee that there'd be at least one really beastly native chick on that team. Back me up on this, chimp. Edited for sensitivity. |
all the racists in canada remind of all the racists in my home town. i quit a job once because every one there called navajos "wah wahs".
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My friend is 1/16th something or other and someone called him that. They got dealth with quickly. |
Came up with an awesome derby name in this dream I had.
Kmuckleberry Fin Or Will He Wonk Her |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4WhBA4KG4 :rock |
Going to roller derby is the lesbian equivalent of asking someone out for coffee.
Hope this helps! |
I don't even get why someone would call a Navajo a wah-wah.
Is it like a 50s-tv war-whoop reference? |
Yea i think its that thing where you hold your hand over your mouth and remove it then put it t here again and then remove it again while going, "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
but that sounds more like, "WO WO WO WO WO WO WO" |
Martian girl from Planet V
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There's a shitload of Canadians that have enough enough Aboriginal ancestry to get the Metis status and benefits (myself included, if I ever felt like doing it), but they don't fly off the handle when people make insensitive comments. Unless you're just fighting the ignorance aspect of the racial slurs, getting super offended and pissed off because someone insults a fraction of your bloodline is one of the dumbest and most self-righteous things you can do. And as an aside - I highly doubt that many Americans have much experience with anything "Native American" outside of the proud, strong, warrior shit that they see on TV. Any community in the prairie provinces here is likely to have at least one reserve nearby (my town had about 3), so growing up with them as your peers instead of some kind of abstract idea that serves as a hot-button issue for self-righteous douchebags is definitely a good thing. You get way more overtly racist rednecks than you'd like to deal with, but that's just as disgusting as the people that pretend to have any knowledge of the topic they're getting so upset about. |
There a like two kinds on American Indians. One is a lazy drunk who gets money handed to him and cries about how his peoples heritage is being destroyed by the white man.
Then there are the others who build schools and try to teach the children about things like respect for ones surroundings. |
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