That sounds like fun :(

One of my anthropology professors' wives is in the roller derby here and he said that while he wouldn't give extra credit, he would be inclined to be more understanding when grading our papers should people go. :)

So what do you do? Turn your stub in with your papers? :confused:

Walk up, I guess. I haven't been yet.

At the roller derby right now and they started playing a disco song....possibly carwash but I was the only person that thought it was funny.

:rollerdisco

Disco??? I would have thought it would have been heavy metal. Don't know why. Those are some sexy, hard core wimenz.

Hence the reason that he thought it was funny.

Forgot to mention. We have a team called the Nickel City Knockouts so their initials are NCK.

Their entrance was Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up with NCKROLLED flashing in front of it. I got a kick out of it but I don't think a lot of people got it.

WTF my ex just sent me an email telling me she is going to start going to Roller Derby. Wtf is going on with fucking roller derby? Someone is playing a cruel joke with my life Truman Show style.

Either I'm being forced into becoming active in the Roller Derby 'scene', or I am being warned against it, and I don't know which one it is.

Why would she bother telling you about that I wonder?

I honestly don't know. She wasn't talking to me, and I sent her an email months ago asking if she wanted to talk. All of a sudden, she does. About Roller Derby.

I didn't even know what Roller Derby was until I read this thread. Then, soon after, the new girl at work wants me to join in with whatever it is you do at Roller Derby. Learn to Referee or some shit. As soon as I dodge that bullet, careening back into my life like a fat lesbian on roller skates, here comes Roller Derby again with my ex telling me all about god damn ROLLER DERBY. SHUT UP WORLD ABOUT ROLLER DERBY LEAVE ME IN PEACE.

Why did you "dodge that bullet" again? There quite possibly was some tang in it for you. Was she fugly?

She certainly wasn't my type. Plus she was really loud.

Oh loud. Worst quality in a woman. :(

the world is out to lesbosmash you zhukov

Oh how the mighty have fallen. I totally got lesbosmashed btw.



Check out the guy top left wearing the stripes.

I like that even the roller skates are striped

That's a guy in the top left?

Oh, that's a guy.

His derby name is 'Tardis'. That's telling enough in itself, and we joked that it was because he was bigger on the inside than he was on the outside. Fnar fnar.

Where is the alligator pit? :(

And the lumberjacks? :(

Also I find it odd that the male ref's shorts are shorter than the females are

I'm pretty sure it's just what he wanted.