Yeah, but those girls are not hot.
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i dunno man that fabric doesn't look like it breathes very well, they probably could use a refreshing glass of ice water
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My guess is they have been drinking hot gravy.
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Guys. That girl is totally hot if you like 12 kinds of STDs. Your just gay.
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IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU EXPLAIN ANYTHING IM JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM AN ERROR THAT WILL LAND YOU IN BED WITH A FUG BUG.
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New season starts next saturday and I can't wait.
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I've met quite a few derby girls. You do realize most of them are lesbians, right?
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Shut up.
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I don't jerk to lesbian porn cause none of them like men. :(
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You need to learn masturbatory compartmentalization.
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its simple just be better at eating pussy than a les-bo then apply your skill to the desired roller
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Nice punctuation. :\
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I don't even know what Roller Derby is, but a girl at my work invited me to be a judge at a Roller Derby.
I hope it's more of a guest judge type thing where I just give a few light hearted comments at the end, rather than keep track of scoring and who is breaking rules. I don't even know if they have rules. I don't even know if this is a sport or an art form or what. |
In the states, women's roller derby is a sport. Inasmuch as it has rules and a scoring system.
As best as my memory will allow, I will try to explain what I remember of it. The teams roller skate in laps. I believe each team has a 'jammer'. Her job is to lap the opponents team. Each team takes timed turns on offense. The team gets a point every time the jammer laps the opposing team. The opposing team can block the jammer in a limited way by trying to use their body to get in the jammers way. There is no shoving, striking, or (and this is where I may be off on the rules a lot) use of elbows or forearms. I believe the jammer has a small team to protect her, while the opposing team has enforcer like women who are supposed to knock her down legally. Though you will need to check your league policy to see what is or is not legal in that regard. |
Maybe you'll see some girls lezzing out
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Ok, but do I award points for that or what?
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I suppose you could award points for lesbo action at your descretion
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You also have to have a sweet roller derby name.
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The one I remembered most from the one I saw was a girl who called herself, "Snot Rocket Science"
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