Dungeon Master?

edit: oh, D Mode makes more sense

PERSPECTIVE.

HOW COME EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THE ROLLER DERBY HAS SOME FUCKING BACKSTORY. HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN THINK OF THAT SHIT. I WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY IM SOME GUY AND IM GONNA BE A ROLLER DERBY REFEREE" AND MY NAME WOULD BE "STEWERT."

YOU GOTTA HAVE A BACKSTORY. OTHERWISE YOU GET LESBOSSED AND DIE.

HEY IM SOME GUY WHO WANTS TO WATCH ROLLER DERBY, TIME TO GET LESBOOZED AND DIED

Thank god it was just a practice today. I stood with my hands in my pockets and wondered what was going on, and eventually I realised that it's going to be practice for maybe some more weeks (??), so I can skive and pretend like I know what I'm doing until it comes to the actual competition.

When that time comes I will flee.

The girl that invited me was giggling at my stupid jokes, which is a bad sign.

Why? The girl that invited you not to your tastes?

No, it just means that I will probably end up staying.

You should probably learn how to roller skate.

and the rules

and the lezbooze

And what this girl that laughs at all your jokes likes (both in and out of the sack)

How's this working out for ya Zhukov?

What Tadao said.

maybe they were practicing and they brushed up against him and he felt decimated and realized what he was getting himself into

The girl that introduced me to roller derbying went on holiday or something, so I took the opportunity to flee like fuck.

Part of me wanted to be able to say to people "Yeah, I'm in to Roller Derby", so they would think that I was cool, the other part of me, the smarter part, knew that I would end up saying "Yeah, I was in to Roller Derby; that's how I lost my legs".

In the end, I was a coward. She's got my number, I don't have hers. To be honest she was more of a gate-way girl to get to the other ones.

She might still call you.

YOU BLEW IT

Nah, I don't want her to call me. Not really interested in her particularly.

Roller Derby tonight. GO DEVIL DOLLIES.

Zhukov: You should at least go back because roller derby girls are usually a blast to drink with at the very least.

Terra: You're picture is hot.

Thank you, Ghost! It's not up for long. I'm still searching for an avatar. :(

Keep that one. :)

From what I gathered they were into steampunk, tattoos, The Muppets, tattoos of The Muppets, and DnD.

Hope this helps.

:lol That sounds about right.

Seriously, fucking Beaker up her arm, with a dragon perched on his hair. What the fuck?

That's real bad. I just looked up someone with a beaker tattoo on flickr.....real bad.