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Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2011 07:12 PM

:pagebrak

HickMan Jan 7th, 2011 11:23 PM

I won't let you down, Major!

Fathom Zero Jan 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

I can't decide if my album of the decade is Bromst or Tarot Sport.

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2011 01:21 AM

Esuohlim, why are your folks selling their house? :eek

http://gawker.com/5724865/for-sale-c...ellers-day-off

captain516 Jan 9th, 2011 03:29 PM

Where's my happy birthday thread you guys?

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2011 04:20 PM

Only people that have sent me pictures of their dick get birthday threads. :eek

MLE Jan 9th, 2011 04:31 PM

That's why I got a birthday thread!

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2011 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710109)
Esuohlim, why are your folks selling their house? :eek

http://gawker.com/5724865/for-sale-c...ellers-day-off

Shit, every time they showed the exterior in the movie I thought it was just a garage :x

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 710167)

i've made a terrible mistake

..

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 01:44 PM


Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 01:49 PM

Do the pirate one next, please! :eek

Kitsa Jan 10th, 2011 02:56 PM

Dammit, this always happens when I'm away from my photoshop.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 10th, 2011 03:48 PM

Need to update the Willie Fighter vs screen.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710202)
Do the pirate one next, please! :eek

He already did, dumbass. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 04:04 PM


Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2011 05:26 PM

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BRAH HICKMAN 8]


Chojin Jan 10th, 2011 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710201)
wooly willy

this is exactly the same thing i thought when i saw it

Willie, just lose weight and it will look a lot better. It really isn't hard if you just educate yourself first on some basic nutrition and physiology. Stop doing moronic theme diets and just do what I tell you from now on.

Read this:
http://www.liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Then buy this:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the...-loss-handbook

Or if you can't afford that I can just send you an e-book of the earlier edition and tell you what changed.

executioneer Jan 10th, 2011 07:25 PM

can't do it, if it's not a game i lose interest

executioneer Jan 10th, 2011 07:25 PM

and by can't, i mean CAN'T

i don't mean won't

Chojin Jan 10th, 2011 07:27 PM

sorry this is out of your hands now. you have your marching orders.

LordSappington Jan 10th, 2011 07:46 PM

Nothing makes an upset stomach feel better than accumulated cleaning fumes in the bathroom.

executioneer Jan 10th, 2011 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710224)
sorry this is out of your hands now. you have your marching orders.

is this before or after i get a girlfriend and a job i dont hate

Tadao Jan 10th, 2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710217)
this is exactly the same thing i thought when i saw it

Willie, just lose weight and it will look a lot better. It really isn't hard if you just educate yourself first on some basic nutrition and physiology. Stop doing moronic theme diets and just do what I tell you from now on.

Read this:
http://www.liamrosen.com/fitness.html

Then buy this:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the...-loss-handbook

Or if you can't afford that I can just send you an e-book of the earlier edition and tell you what changed.

SPAM

Kitsa Jan 10th, 2011 09:56 PM


Chojin Jan 10th, 2011 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 710227)
is this before or after i get a girlfriend and a job i dont hate

uh before bro, no one likes fatties and that includes women

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2011 11:04 PM

:pagebrak

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 01:11 AM

Edited because of horrible grammar: It sucks when you're puking your guts out, and can only eat bread or dry toast.

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710236)
uh before bro, no one likes fatties and that includes women

i know for a fact that (normal) fatties still can get hell of ladies, my much heavier cousin has had multiple gfs, one of whom is currently supporting him while he goes to school

my problem(s) are all mental, including the weight. i need to get rid of/mitigate my avoidant p. disorder and depression first or i ain't going anywhere (evidence: not having gone anywhere in the past 12 years)

Chojin Jan 11th, 2011 02:06 AM

i'm telling you bro, shit starts to fall into place after you get your body in line.

http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/henryrollins_iron.html

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 02:13 AM

maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

im working on doing regular exercise to get primed up before actually working on a diet right now and im gonna just do reduced calories, it was pretty easy before and i actually was making progress before i fucked up

think i need to move outta where i'm at first though my living situation is less than ideal

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:17 AM

If you have a bike, and it's feasible, start biking to/from work. I used to be terrible at running for long distances (as in, I could run very fast, but only jog for bout half a mile before gasping and wheezing), but because I have to bike 8 miles to and from college, I found I can run for a couple miles at a time, no problem.
It's good stress relief, too.

Chojin Jan 11th, 2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 710260)
maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 02:36 AM

well i shaved his head and made him look like an idiot, if that counts

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710269)
SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. :eek

I am sad that I cannot find where I saved the pictures of Jack showing off his creepy muscles. :(

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:59 AM

Is it the picture he posted in his thread and in Loveline?

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 03:04 AM

No, that is a new one. I was going to reply to a newb by posting the old ones. Sometimes I regret breaking my obsessive hoarding of pictures.
Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 710262)
Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?


kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 01:36 PM

is it legal for a company to say, "WERE GOING TO BE MAILING YOUR CHECKS NOW SO THEYLL COME WHENEVER AND ALSO If tHEY GET LOSt WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM!!!!!"

seems like some bullshit a crazed Willy Wonka look-a-like would say before jumping out of a window and going off to ruin someone else's day with his crazy ideas ;/

Dimnos Jan 11th, 2011 01:38 PM

They dont give you a direct deposit option?

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 01:41 PM

nah they do but we just haven't set it up yet. That's pretty much what we have to do now :(
they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 11th, 2011 02:06 PM

I had to order a set of checks to get direct deposit.

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 02:29 PM

STLL I DONT SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH THEM NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR CHECKS

PLUS FUCK BANKS. THE LAST BANK I DEPOSITED A CHECK INTO TOOK ALMOST TWO WEEKS TO CLEAR ALL OF THE MONEY ;/

WHY ARE BANKS AND CREDIT CARDS TRYING TO OWN ALL OF OUR MONEY.

Tadao Jan 11th, 2011 03:04 PM

We went to the labor law people in California some 15 years ago when it was a regular thing for our paychecks to not be good for 2 weeks. Yeah, they gave us a check but good luck getting the money out of the bank as they had zero.

The labor guys said that there is nothing they can do so long as the checks eventually clear. I'm guessing they would say there is nothing they can do so long as they check eventually reach you.

Dimnos Jan 11th, 2011 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 710325)
they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

Tell those queers its the new fucking millennium.

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2011 04:00 PM

credit unions are where it's at, fuck banks

every January they split up an amount (this year it was $4m) among members. I got ten bucks.

elx Jan 11th, 2011 06:38 PM

I was able to join the state employee's credit union since I was working at my university for a bit. It's seriously the best, they're helping me with scholarships atm and will back me when I go to purchase my first car. best rates ever.

also they sent me free amusement park tickets. :)

captain516 Jan 11th, 2011 09:45 PM

What the fuck is up with all these superhero movies lately
I mean, it's awesome and all; too bad it's just a fad :(

Babs Jan 11th, 2011 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710264)
whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

Chojin Jan 12th, 2011 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 710380)
He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

aside from the whole not improving his life in any way aspect of it

Zhukov Jan 12th, 2011 06:23 AM

I am with the most evil bank in Australia, and all my friends try to convince me about how evil and bad banks are.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 710423)
HE has to be touching HER, not the other way around. Anyway, the arm in the second pic belongs to the the guy with the white face paint.

You want the moon on a stick. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 10:55 AM

:pagebrak

Zhukov Jan 12th, 2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710424)
You want the moon on a stick. :eek

Nothing filthy; just touching.

LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 01:48 PM

I just spent the last hour attempting to learn how to use Perl scripting, to no avail. I just want to put images into a spectrograph; why can't people make it easy for me? :suicide

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 710434)
>< how the hell did you find those?

This fills me with a warm feeling. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:09 PM

I imagine this is what a hug feels like. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 710435)
All it takes is your e-mail. Or an overused username.

I used neither. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:10 PM

Stop trying to cheapen my special moment, Sappy. >:

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:12 PM

Do you want my eye to fall on you, son? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:13 PM

We can make this work. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 03:13 PM

Send me pics of your dick. ;) :orgasm :yum

LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710439)
I used neither. :eek

Then I'm genuinely impressed! :rock

Tadao Jan 12th, 2011 04:08 PM

So, JOAT missed his deadline. Shall I just leave him alone?


LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 04:16 PM

Don't be a quitter; be a winner!

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 710449)
So, JOAT missed his deadline. Shall I just leave him alone?

Be a man of your word for once. Pester the poor chap. :eek

Dimnos Jan 12th, 2011 04:56 PM

Im not sure what the deadline was but you should give him a 2 day grace period. To be gentlemanly or something. Then destroy him.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709917)
Spoilers!

(1:51:22 PM) Tadao: Basically, I'm gonna block you till 1/10. If you want to contact me, you know what thread to use. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

He gave him three days grace. It is the 13th here in Australia. :eek

Tadao Jan 12th, 2011 05:09 PM

I only meant to force himself onto a girl. IT'S A START. I never even considered that he might be gay. IDK, I never unblocked him. Maybe the best thing I can do for him is to let him feel unwanted. If I don't intervene will he become a decent member of the internet?

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 05:13 PM

Change doesn't spring from nothing. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 05:15 PM

If you're sick of JOAT you could take a swing at OAO or maybe help Chojin drive Willie to his grave. :eek

Chojin Jan 12th, 2011 05:17 PM

tough love is the only kind of love i can feel anymore. :goth

Tadao Jan 12th, 2011 06:36 PM

This shapeling. what will it become?

Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 07:01 PM

:lol

executioneer Jan 12th, 2011 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710395)
aside from the whole not improving his life in any way aspect of it

man just because i'm not doing shit your way doesn't mean i'm not improving my life

plus most of the rules for my wacky theme diet were inspired by shit you posted on here anyways

Kitsa Jan 12th, 2011 09:20 PM

I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?

Chojin Jan 12th, 2011 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 710475)
man just because i'm not doing shit your way doesn't mean i'm not improving my life

yes it does

Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 09:39 PM

Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 710478)
I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?


They're nothing special, but they're pretty good. I'd recommend them sometimes, maybe.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 10:57 PM


Tadao Jan 12th, 2011 11:09 PM

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.


Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 11:55 PM

I feel better.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 12:04 AM

I apologize if my language is a little salty.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 12:12 AM

But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(

Chojin Jan 13th, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710494)
But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(


MattJack Jan 13th, 2011 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710482)
Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

Years are much worse mi amigo.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 02:39 AM

That happened to me a few days ago - old girlfriend emailed me after she stopped talking to me. I think it's been four or five years.

I told her it's been over and done. That doesn't bother me as much as the friend stuff.

And I know that, in my heart, I can always count on Duke.

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 02:53 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

Shrubfest Jan 13th, 2011 03:20 PM

I despise travel. I'm nearly in tears from trying to book train tickets.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:36 PM

Esuohlim, I caught Shrub listening to They Might Be Giants. You really missed the boat there. She might not have hated you. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:37 PM

I'm kidding. No woman will ever love you, Tom. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 710558)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

I use an RSS Reader to keep me from obsessively staying up every night & skipping work to remain up to date on all the sites I like. If you're an adult with the ability to decide what things are worthy of your time in a responsible & healthy manner then I envy you very much. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 03:54 PM

I just skim. If i miss it, fuck it. Cocks in the sea or something like that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:00 PM

I imagine you have never sat & pulled every hair of your beard out individually & then had to have your hands tied down when you started on your scalp. :lol :crazy :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:02 PM

Oh, I see. I meant shocked not crazy. :shocked

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:07 PM

No. Havent done that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM

Have you posted the same phrase into this thread over and over for hours at a time? :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM


Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:11 PM

Minutes maybe. Hours no. Im small time.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:14 PM

I have a lot of trouble breaking out of repetitive actions. I had no desire to shave/cut my hair the times I have fallen into mild Trichotillomania. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:16 PM

So, yes. This is why I use RSS. Insanity. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:17 PM

How did you know you had it then?


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