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Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2006 12:31 PM

The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)
 
It's a good book, guys

Pram Maven Feb 13th, 2006 01:11 PM

Hi Seven Force!

Seven Force Feb 13th, 2006 11:51 PM

Ok, what the hell.

Hi Esuohlim, hi faggot.

How are you two today?

camacazio Feb 14th, 2006 12:28 AM

F99Cloud (7:34:45 PM): Hey.
camacazio (7:34:50 PM): man you again
camacazio (7:34:55 PM): what's up?
F99Cloud (7:38:58 PM): Sorry.
camacazio (7:39:49 PM): none needed
camacazio (7:39:56 PM): regail me with a tale of the savage land from whence you came
F99Cloud (7:41:30 PM): brb

IT'S NOW 7:51 ASSHOLE I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

Lotida Feb 14th, 2006 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

I am so going to use this at work tomorrow!! :)

Terra Feb 14th, 2006 12:45 AM

:lol Now THERE'S a TAGLINE! :lol

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 12:46 AM

[19:24] Switch Dingo: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[19:24] Switch Dingo: IF YOU WERE USING A PUBLIC RESTOOM
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and when you opened the stall and looked inside at the toilet
[19:24] Switch Dingo: you just see someone's internal organs all in the bowl
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and shit and blood every where
[19:24] Switch Dingo: bloody hand prints
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and footprints
[19:25] Switch Dingo: what would you do
[19:25] F99Cloud: Wipe off the seat. Then, business as usual.
[19:25] F99Cloud: Seriously, walk out and fucking tell someone.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: you wouldn't stand there in shock
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and just gaze upon the human disaster
[19:26] F99Cloud: Well, yeah.
[19:26] F99Cloud: I would.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and wonder how they walked away from it
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like their intestine
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and stomach
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and liver
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like they just exploded from the sterum down
[19:29] Switch Dingo: into a toilet bowl
[19:32] F99Cloud: Ugh.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: BUT THERE IS NO BODY
[19:32] Switch Dingo: THEY WERE AWSOME ENOUGH TO SOMEHOW CRAWL OUT
[19:32] F99Cloud: I know.
[19:32] F99Cloud: God, I don't know what I would think about that.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: I would be worried about what he ate that caused that
[19:33] Switch Dingo: and hope that i didn't eat it
[19:35] Switch Dingo: maybe you would never want to eat again
[19:37] F99Cloud: I wouldn't. :/
[19:37] Switch Dingo: serious
[19:37] Switch Dingo: how crazy
[19:37] F99Cloud: What made you think of that?
[19:38] Switch Dingo: ino
[19:38] Switch Dingo: just thought of it =(
[19:39] F99Cloud: brb

IT'S NOW 8:06 AND HE HASN'T RETURNED >:

Womti Feb 14th, 2006 01:03 AM

sam, your friend probably killed someone. >:

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 01:09 AM

UPDATE GUYS:

[20:24] F99Cloud: I"M BACK GODDAMNIT
[20:24] F99Cloud: OH MAN MY STOMACH
[20:24] F99Cloud: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I LEFT IN THE TOILET
[20:24] Switch Dingo: :O
[20:25] F99Cloud: :o

AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BREAKING NEWS TO REPORT:

[20:27] F99Cloud: God damnit I hate dale.
[20:28] Switch Dingo: me too

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 01:14 AM

So yeah my day was alright i bought an extenal hard drive and i don't really know what i'm going to back it up with but I know that pornography will somehow find it's way in there

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 01:15 AM

EARLIER TODAY:

[19:08] F99Cloud: I got an extra drive now. What should I use it for?
[19:09] Switch Dingo: PORN
[19:09] F99Cloud: That was my first choice! :D
[19:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[19:09] F99Cloud: But i'll need to buy it. :(

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 01:21 AM

I definitely know a lot of roms will be there.

Sam Feb 14th, 2006 01:23 AM

Maybe. :/

Misdemonar Feb 14th, 2006 01:49 AM

Hi.

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 02:02 AM

Hey, Misdemonar. How've you been today?

ArrowX Feb 14th, 2006 02:15 AM

Sevn Force you look just like this kid I know named Ephrum.

Misdemonar Feb 14th, 2006 02:16 AM

I tried to get anthoer job today..I failed. How are you?

ArrowX Feb 14th, 2006 02:17 AM

I quit at my theater to work at teh Pizza hut :( The faggots at Block Buster refuse to hire me. I'm gonna make a fuckign Stink Nuke and put it in the return bin.

Misdemonar Feb 14th, 2006 02:21 AM

same here too, 'cept I sorta know them. They know that R rated movies burn my flesh.

EisigerBiskuit Feb 14th, 2006 02:31 AM

There's a Blockbuster right nextdoor to me, and they turned me down. They don't really even do a thing during the daytime, why I couldn't get the daytime shift I dunno.

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2006 02:41 AM

I'm doing ok. I'm thinking about getting an XBOX so I can mod it and play emulated games with an actual control pad. Sorry to hear about your shitty jobs (or lack thereof).

Pram Maven Feb 14th, 2006 01:17 PM

Some of the ROMs on the net are great fun.

Have you ever played Battletoads, the NES version, Seven Force?

sadie Feb 14th, 2006 07:17 PM

i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.

MetalMilitia Feb 14th, 2006 07:36 PM

I hope you dont smoke them infront of your children >:

executioneer Feb 14th, 2006 07:44 PM

they're FOR the children :eek


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