Lol the cat being put in the bag made me sad.

I thought it was Dane Cook doing the tutorials but then I tried to deny the fact that his voice had any connection but now, it's really not all that bad to accept the truth.

I'm drunk. I ate a steak. Let's celebrate.

Happy Birthday Fat_Hippo. Wherever you went.

CIG, how're you doing? You're usually drunk by this time too.

ZeldaQueen: You and your boyfriend still coming up to visit this year?

I am drunk as well and I'm making food sounds good. Oh man how channels 480 and up on WOW!!!!!!!!!11! t.v. got shitty. Wet Hot American Summer is on indemand so fuck yes that's pretty entertaining watch that for a couple ours. FoOds done time to put cheese on it I hope all of have a fun time love from galaxion and herpeas. FUCK JERRY!!!!! DENNIS QUAID IS HIS SONS UNCLE!!1 OH WAHT A FUCKING WORLD.

Babs, have you watched "The Ten" yet?

no I have not son is it that movei with paul rudd in it?

yeah, if you "liked" Wet Hot American Summer you'll "LOVE" The Ten.

here I come demonoid!

There's a girl in my bed and I TIRE OF PLAYING WITH HER VAGINA so I came here to smoke and post this :(

Fag

Ah, 1999. Ah, Back Orifice.





Edit: Oh my god it's like internet Memory Lane. Skot turns out the lights...was that really 10 years ago? :(

Haha I remember that fucking dumbass Skot. HI I THINK I'LL FUCK WITH THE ELECTRICAL ON A STREET LIGHT!

With a leatherman, lol.

Whilst looking at lovelines main page.

Being pregnant and a roller derby go hand in hand.

Ha!
And here I thought that was just a NC thing!

oops wrong thread

Being out of beer usually sucks, but it caused me to put the little bit of rum I had left to work in the form of a rum screwdriver. Can't believe I'd never tried it before; it tastes like Sunny Delight. :yum

WooHoo #8

I'd like to remind everyone that this evening begins Purim, where it's a mitzvah to get drunk.

Grab some Manischewitz or Mogen David today!

oh man and right before st. pats day, this is a good month for alcoholics

i saw that same picture except with the predator ;\

I don't know, Aughara looks prettier to me. :(