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At least it was a tasty one. :eek

jk i only wept on the inside

I cried twice today but I didn't get any snack cakes. :eek

And the expensive one requires the wearing of pants. :eek

That at least puts it at eighty theoretical dollars.

we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here >:

this is wrong

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I think elx needs her edit button taken away

agreed

I THINK ELX LOOKED JUST FINE :whiteknight

I have opinions about the size of her melons.

hey fathom zero, when you look like david villa you can start calling other people pale, until then, shut the fuck up. also, your taste in music is shit. i don't care if you listen to it ironically or seriously, you're a hipster douchebag either way. maybe you were cool once when you were like 14, but you're not 14 anymore. and as such, perhaps you should consider moving out of your mom's place. i hear there's this alley behind the urban outfitters around here where the homeless people reside. I do believe that you and your useless lomographic camera would fit in nicely there!


and next time any of you guys want to question my gender again, i kindly direct you to this post and invite you to try to emulate the above level of bitchiness and when you inevitably fail, perhaps you will come to the realization that it is only capable of emanating from someone in possession of the double x chromosomal make up, thus disproving your dumbshit assumption.


and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

assfuckers

ELX I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM NAYSAYERS, I BROUGHT MY WHITE STALLION

I don't know why I started playing online poker but now I can't get any shit done >:

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

Stop putting your finger in it. :eek

I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

I don't think she got a valentine. Here you go sweetie.

I sent Ultimate 20 bucks, played the pennies, got down to a dollar, made 40, then lost it all at the dollar tables.

Ult used to have free tourney and I got all the way to the final 2 tables and lost, but they gave me a few real dollars to play with as a reward. It was fun.