:pagebrak

I was especially mad at them because they don't even read the books.

That's what happens when I try and correct my own grammar.

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haha. i need to refresh the page when I fall asleep at the computer. :eek

We could have a brak off pub.

nobody brakks off harder than pub

So, the current theory is that I inherited Meniere's diesaes from my mother. If this is true, I'll have an operation where they cut a disc out of my skull, move my brain, and cut the offending balance nerve. We're scheduling an MRI.
I'm just bummed i might have to shave my head.

It grows back. Trust me on that one.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
I just don't think I'd make a good skinhead. And I just fucking dyed it, too. :\

WELL I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY PART

way to be insensitive sappy.

Guys, you don't get it
A gay teenager's hair is all he has in life.

Wait; Are you really gay? Dude. Not cool. :eek

Next you'll be telling me that you're secretly black. :eek

And how is that different from a female's view of her hair?

Because it takes away our Samson-like powers.

It grows back. Honest it does, and then you can dye it whatever godforsaken color you like.

The only place where it won't grow back is the seam of a scar, and then the rest of your hair will cover it up. I've got two big halo brace dents on either side of my head that don't have hair but can't be seen anyway.

Yeah, I know it grows back. But it does piss me off that I finally get it nice and dyed and blue and nice again, and might end up having to shave it all.

You're just upset because you'll have nothing t whine about when they fix you. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something.

hahahahaha

Charlie Sheen has inspired me to avoid cocaine at all costs for as long as I live.

Like that totally stupid bitch who totally cut me at the store. Like, what the fuck?

http://www.akirathedon.com/?p=20269

His new, bombass mixtape is out.

Daydreamer, Big Iron, and I Am Not A Robot are my favorites.

a) you can probably take it better than him
b) aren't you curious?
c) I hear it's the best!

Wait, Zhukov, I got this-

GW.

I dare you to cocaine