God damit you foriegn fuck!

Insert everything after the = sign.

Haven't been resting on my laurels these past years, are you guys aware of this hot new show? Very popular in my country right now! :eek

Let it be known that RaNkeri was the first ever Finn to embed youtube videos :posh

:domo

Rankeri I swear to god I looked at your profile the other day and noticed that you hadn't even browsed the board since August 2014 so I assumed that you were very deceased, sorry :(

Sorry for letting you down :(

heck

lol

hai

The last time I posted here Sid Haig was still alive :(

First time ive been on here in like 3 years, cant believe most of you guys are still around

Fuck yeah it's 2019

How old is everyone these days. I'm 35. I spend most of my disposable income on sporting events because why not.

Still checking in from time-to-time.
Still very worried that flouride is poisoning our children. :lol

Whats up with you?

As for age, I'm slowly turning to stone.

Here I Am...the Non-Method Man
 

Turning 41 soon. Haven't logged in for quite some time despite visiting fairly often. Hard to believe my account is over 10 years old (site visitation starting years prior).

mid 30's

When Flagg dies I'll be the oldest here BWAHAHAHAHHAA

I'm 27, but I'll be 28 on the 5th :( I'm almost 30, fuck

Seems like yesterday you were just a little turdling!

I turn 50 this year! Yay!

Shit :x

not unless you die fo coronavirus you cocksucker :lol

:hangman

Anyone have any isolation projects going on?

briefly took up sculpting, just finished a painting for my neighbor.....that's about it

Now Frank Costanza is dead. Pardon the hot take, but 2020 fucking sucks.

I wonder what everything is gonna look like in 12 months? I'm waiting for the $3000 diamond crusted masks to be a thing

wow imockry forums

My daughter is really into My Little Pony right now, and after absorbing about 100 episodes in the background over the last couple of months I must say that I Do Not Get What All The Fuss Is About.

I mean, in terms of other little kids shows it's very good, but in terms of voluntarily watching it as an adult in your own free time it's very not

I hope you don't let your kid watch fascist shows like Paw Patrol.

I expect better parenting of you than that, Internet Milhouse.

I let my daughter watch un PoC friendly shows like Masters of the Universe and the original non teenage lesbian She-Ra.

I'd let her watch dang ol' Better Call Saul if she wanted to but NO it's just ponies >:

SO like, enjoy those princess parties. lol

she likes pinkie pie :(

That sounds gross

Esuohlim was the pony fan all along...

I wonder if Willie is still around somewhere? It says he hasn't been active since 2014 :(

Oh really, you wonder if Willie is around somewhere huh? Do you think the real vets around here are wondering if Willie is still around somewhere?

Real vets don't wonder.

Real vets do not wonder.

He blocked me on FB a long time ago. It was over the German scientist that wore a shirt with sexy ladies on it.

But hey, Bronies is ok though.

I hope and assume that wasn't why he blocked me and he just decided he finally doesn't want to see my shit.

Last time I talked to Willie was at least 8 years ago, and that was about Achewood.

Like My Little Pony, Achewood is about cute cartoon animals.
UNLIKE My Little Pony however, Achewood's target audience is not pre-teen girls and doesn't have an unpleasant stigma attached to it.
I wonder if he's playing FO76.

I remember Dick Masterson having a funny pun about this on Biggest Problem in the Universe but I forget what that pun is

Also I am too lazy too look the pun up

SHE IS NOT THE TRUE DEMOGRAPHIC PONIES ARE FOR US MIDDLE AGED MEN

Was Willie the first casualty of the great soy wars?

That depends on if bronies were considered part of the overall war or just a Boston Tea Party event that heralded it

He was at the front lines, that much is known.

I don't know who, but a number of years ago now someone posted a link of a bunch of pony toys that some guy kept cumming on. It was really upsetting and was also my introduction to bronies

i assume you were upset that someone beat you to it

lmao trying to turn the pickle/upboat system back on and came across this in the admin panel

also registrations are back on

i assume someone will tell me if that wasn't ok to do, but i can't imagine why at this point

:squigly

Turning off registrations was Rog's last resort to combat spambots

But since all the bots are too busy meddling in our elections we should be good these days ;) ;)

But seriously what suddenly brought some of the attention back here?

for me:

i hate everyone on social media. my friends and colleagues routinely reveal they're the most gullible retards alive, form strong opinions about things they don't begin to understand, think they're daring and brave for having the safest "takes" possible, etc. and if i'm going to be an asshole to people, it should probably be somewhere else.

also i liked this forum


see also: wtf else are we doing in 2020; let's resurrect vbulletin

I too hate everyone on social media for many similar reasons. Everyone is either saccharinely good-natured because they don't want to offend their begrudgingly-friended Aunt Betsy, OR they're self-appointed presidents of the Woke Club.

Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.

You're lucky. My experience is all of the above plus people trying to hard to sound cool or edgy (so basically Guitar Woman).

In retrospect I was really lucky to be around a pre-social media internet. Sites like this and Newgrounds were a blast.

i've kinda always wanted an ice cream truck

think of all the things you could keep cold

ice cream, for example

When I lived in a Hippy beach town, I wanted to get an Ice Cream truck that played Grateful Dead and we only sold Ben and Jerry's. It probably would have made money.

i wonder if it would be possible to open a mobile pot dispensary in an ice cream truck with an appropriate jingle. i mean legally, not the side hustle most ice cream men are actually up to.

and if so, why hasn't anyone done it

aside from the obvious lack of motivation

I think it's still against fed law. So there is probably a high risk of Drug trafficking if you are mobile. I think that one comes with a giant punishment.

in places like Colorado, though?

Also Cheech and Chong Nice Dreams did it.

I just saw an old ice cream truck rumbling down the street just outside of my neighborhood. Do you live near me now?

No, but the creeps are out!

The Ice Cream Truck is playing "O Christmas Tree. O Christmas Tree" I fucking hate this guy.

You need to post video with sound.

:xmas3:xmas1:xmas2

Fall Guys is really fun, you should all play with me

:(

I can't bring myself to hear Lee Majors sing his own show's theme song again

I assume Fall Guys is based on the old Fall Guy show from the early 80s

the great state of california is on fire again...
this time close to where I live!

Yeah, we were already having a record fire, but the the San Francisco lightning storms started more fires lol.

hi sorry i went to montana for a week

I had a friend who just went to Montana and the pictures looked like a fantasy land

Hey guys, I bought a house!

Welp, that's all I got.

fuck this bullshit

i love and miss you all

:>

Agree to all above!

kiss me you fool

It's my birthday. I got a bookcase and a new faucet, which is exactly what I asked for.

My birthday was this week and I got nothing because I live in a 3rd world country with a nonfunctional postal system

;*

Been a minute!

Update: social media is now the worst it's ever been, and home to the worst opinions i've ever heard

I am enjoying the I-mockery discord!

Haha social media is an absolute nightmare.

Wait there's an i-mockery discord?

https://discord.gg/PGVH6tUxGm

It’s nice to connect with everyone!

what the fuck is a discord

Some server where gamers chat with other gamers.
Next time I remember I'll ask my 12-year old for a better explanation.

boomers

:[

benis

Henlo

Is there a Discord. Maybe there should be a Discord. For talking in

That another password I have to remember though.

my mind is too web 1.0 for discord, just post here instead

I put on pants for this?

:pagebrak