How to ask her out...
 

I was wondering if anybody had any tips for asking a girl to a nice restraunt. A restraunt that requires a reservation, and about 100 dollars. Yeah, any tips at all.

Why the hell am I posting this on this site of all places.

WOmen love formality. Be sure to write your invitation on a nice letter, with hello kitty stationary or maybe Pirate Scroll stationary. Be sure to kiss the bottom next to your signature with lipstick on

Women love surprises!! Try to catch her off guard like at her workplace or school or her car

Make sure u have clear consisce directions to the restuaraunt. especially if she's driving!!

Good way to be a lesbian stalker who's trying to lure her into a trap. Any other ideas?

YEAH IF YOU WERE A DECENT PERSON YOU WOULDNT NEED TO TAKE HER TO A FANCY RESTAURAUNT

Just learn from the State and stick a gun to her face.

Why, is McDonalds a romantic evening for you? I know I live in Kentucky and all, but some of us have class you know. No need to yell either.

I hate every single post you make >:

pillowfight has provided you with some very good advice!

It's those parts that kind of confused me. First, I don't wear lipstick and I'm sure she would think it'd be weird as hell to get a note from a guy with lipstick smeared against it. Catching her off guard just seemed a little weird, the first thought that came to my mind was that I snuck up on her. Guess I should've put more thought into it. My apologies for my outburst Pillowfight.

how about you. just. ask. her.

Then get some girl to write a note and kiss it with lipstick for you. Girls write so much better than boys you know.

Also don't give her the note in class, the teacher might see you.

You have to play it cool, don't ask her out, make her want you. I don't know what kids think is cool nowadays but buying new clothes might help and showers are a plus. Also, she doesn't care about how you 'pwned' some guy in Halo three months ago, so don't mention it.

Be yourself?

I think he actually wants to go out with the girl.

Thank you, Mr. Saget.

Aw, shucks.

Make her want me huh? I guess I'll respect your advice to some extent. I doubt anybody can be made to want anybody else, but I guess anything is possible. Oh and I would so totally tell her about my 133T skills, and how I pwn in Halo 2, because I'm so awesome at it that she would be awed by my awesomeness. :melt Yeah, thanks for the advice y'all, anybody else care to input their two cents.

u gotta have skillz

Like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, and computer hacking skills.

I suggest you get on a really high building, and when she's walking by, get two of your friends to jump off the building naked with parachutes that look like breasts. Then shoot them with your AK-47. The girl will be extremely turned on, especially when you put on your lipstick and kiss her.

First you say, "Would you like to have dinner with me some time at <name of restaurant>?"

If she says yes, then you say, "Okay how does <time and day> sound?"

If she says no, then you say, "Thanks anyway, maybe we can hang out some other time." And then walk away and try not to look really sad or angry or anything.

Smile when you talk to her, and be very polite. Wear nice clean clothing, and make sure you are well groomed (and shaved if you have facial hair) and smell good when you ask her. Don't use too much cologne if you decide to go down that route. Relax, and maybe practice what you are going to say a few times before you actually go through with the real run. Don't practice somewhere that people will hear you and laugh at you though. If you practice enough and you get really nervous when you ask her out, then it will just roll off naturally and you'll be okay. If you don't practice and you get really nervous you'll probably blow it... so keep that in mind.

If you have never talked to her before you may consider starting out with something like, "I think you are very pretty, and I was wondering if you would like to...etc"

Make sure you wear good looking clothes. Cheap shirts are nice for everyday hanging out, but asking a girl out and for dates you should wear nice clothes. Make sure they look good on YOU though, which means you may have to spend a decent amount of time in a store looking at clothes.

Anyway, that's my best advice. Practice makes perfect so if you fail the first time, don't be afraid to try again some other time... but don't pester any particular girl too much!

Stunned!!!
 

Wow, actual advice. I'm somewhat...shocked. Thank you though, quite good advice.

When I was in high school, I used to write out a list of topics and jokes that I planned on working into the phone conversation with this girl I was dating. I wanted to seem intereresting, topical and funny. :(

...which meant you weren't.

but I knew that I had potential ... kind of ... :(


P.S. An internet liar and melodramatist would have concluded with "and I ended up marrying that girl and ... " but I can't lie to y'all. :/