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Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 08:02 AM

Food question: Mayonaise or ketchup on your fries
 
i prefer mayonaise..what about you guys?

xbxDaniel Mar 4th, 2006 08:55 AM

Neither! >:

ItalianStereotype Mar 4th, 2006 09:00 AM

ketchup!

but only if there's no ranch!

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 09:02 AM

the ketchup in holland sucks..the only one eddible is the heinz one

ItalianStereotype Mar 4th, 2006 09:04 AM

so eat heinz with your fries. god damn europeans.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 09:06 AM

:(

liquidstatik Mar 4th, 2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
ketchup!

but only if there's no ranch!

ah. everyone here thinks im gross for liking ranch with my fries. :x

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 02:47 PM

My father picked up the habit of putting mayo on his fries when he was in England, and it's always horrified me when he would ask the people at McDonalds if he could have a packet of mayonaise.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 03:11 PM

Quote:

My father picked up the habit of putting mayo on his fries when he was in England, and it's always horrified me when he would ask the people at McDonalds if he could have a packet of mayonaise
they dont even have mayonaise at the McDonalds in holland...its weird..they have it in the states..or where-ever you live..but not in the mayo capital of the world.

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 03:17 PM

Do they have that cheap barbeque sauce?

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 03:25 PM

you mean the shitty stuff they give by the chicken mcnuggets?

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 03:30 PM

Yeah. They have that, but not mayonaise?

I wouldn't trust mayonaise that comes in a packet from McDonalds anyway.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 03:37 PM

if you eat at some of our mc.donalds restaurants...you have a serious death wish

much of the shit taste like cardboard

Fathom Zero Mar 4th, 2006 03:55 PM

Catsup and Barbecue Sauce for me.

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poringez
if you eat at some of our mc.donalds restaurants...you have a serious death wish

much of the shit taste like cardboard

I love Big Macs, and I don't even care how unhealthy it is, because those are orgasms in patties.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 04:00 PM

thats true...but they fuck it up here
i like the big tasty's tough..do they sell them in america?

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 04:06 PM

Yeah, most McDonalds sell all the same stuff.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 04:08 PM

and the mc.kroket?

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 04:33 PM

If they do, I've never seen it.

Let me google it.



That looks disgusting.

Pharaoh Mar 4th, 2006 04:37 PM

I'd usually use tomato ketchup or sometimes HP sauce. If I was eating fish and chips though, I would just use salt and vinegar.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 04:42 PM

its actually pretty nice

when ever your in the netherlands
Try it

Quote:

I'd usually use tomato ketchup or sometimes HP sauce
whats hp sauce?

Johnny Couth Mar 4th, 2006 04:49 PM


Pharaoh Mar 4th, 2006 04:49 PM

It's a famous British spicy brown sauce. It's specially good with bacon or sausages. HP actually stands for the Houses of Parliament, because it was meant to have been popular in the restaurant there a hundred years ago or something. It's good stuff for cleaning old pennies too.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 04:55 PM

like napalm?

executioneer Mar 4th, 2006 07:33 PM

i like ketchup MIXED with mayonnaise >:

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i like ketchup MIXED with mayonnaise >:

dont we all

maggiekarp Mar 4th, 2006 08:05 PM

I like the sweet and sour sauce you get with chicken nuggets (McDonald's or Wendy's) on fries from said restaurants, but ranch on most others.

ArrowX Mar 4th, 2006 08:48 PM

Honey Mustard from KFC you chodes >:

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 08:52 PM

kfc is the worst food i ever tasted...ever

ItalianStereotype Mar 4th, 2006 09:33 PM

you're european. you people consider bugs and rocks a delicacy or some shit.

Poringez Mar 4th, 2006 09:37 PM

check afrika...
we eat fungus...

glowbelly Mar 5th, 2006 07:51 AM

i hate hate hate mayo >:

i mix ketchup with mustard and use that.

let me reiterate: i hate hate hate mayo >:

and it's fucking nasty.

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2006 09:19 AM

I once turned down fifty bucks to spread mayo on someone else's sandwich, that's how much I hate it.

Poringez Mar 5th, 2006 09:33 AM

why do you guys hate mayo so much?

maggiekarp Mar 5th, 2006 12:01 PM

Same reason you hate KFC so much, probably

I like any condiment in moderation, but I can see why people would hate mayo. It's stinky, goopy, white shit.

MetalMilitia Mar 5th, 2006 12:10 PM

I love mayonase. I have it on everything. Perhaps the stuff we get over here is slightly different from the stuff you get over there. :/

Poringez Mar 5th, 2006 12:28 PM

mayonaise is nice. all the cool guys eat mayonaise

Johnny Couth Mar 5th, 2006 01:52 PM

I think mayonaise is digusting.

Donuts Mar 5th, 2006 02:24 PM

Neither.
:sleep

ArrowX Mar 5th, 2006 03:29 PM

KFC has pretty rank food save the popcorn chicken, but their Honey Mustad is like crack.

Cheese and Gravy (poutine)

Poringez Mar 5th, 2006 04:35 PM

mayo is awesome..ever tasted dutch mayo..its better then the crap they sell in america

Johnny Couth Mar 5th, 2006 04:51 PM

It's still just creamed eggs, gross.

Supafly345 Mar 5th, 2006 06:30 PM

You guys must all weigh like a million pounds.

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2006 07:19 PM

I don't eat eggs, they make me sick and give people cancer.
The smell of Mayo or Miracle Whip makes me vomit, literally.

Johnny Couth Mar 5th, 2006 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
You guys must all weigh like a million pounds.

I'm underweight :(.

glowbelly Mar 6th, 2006 09:29 AM

mayo is mayo. there's no "dutch" or "american" mayo.

it's all egg yolks, vinegar, oil. sometimes seasoned with lemon juice and it's all gross :x

Poringez Mar 6th, 2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
mayo is mayo. there's no "dutch" or "american" mayo.

it's all egg yolks, vinegar, oil. sometimes seasoned with lemon juice and it's all gross :x

actually there is...same with american cheese and european cheese

iam not underweight but i still hate kfc

glowbelly Mar 6th, 2006 03:03 PM

ok, so what's the difference then smart guy?

Womti Mar 6th, 2006 03:10 PM

I like them with RANCH DRESSING
so fuck you people >:

Pharaoh Mar 9th, 2006 08:17 AM

Mayonnaise with a bit of hot curry powder mixed in is quite good with fries. I sometimes have it as a dip with raw carrots.

sadie Mar 9th, 2006 10:37 AM

i hate even the thought of gobs of plain mayo. but i like it when it's mixed with spices as ranch dressing. and i like a little of it on a sandwich, but not a warm sandwich 'cause then it gets all thick and gooey.

SUFFER Mar 11th, 2006 03:20 PM

i love disco fries
its fries with cheese and gravy , anyone else eat this ?

Alive Mar 11th, 2006 06:06 PM

I liked tartar sauce with frie's at one time (witch is basicly mayo + pickle's and what ever else)

Mayonnaise/Miracle whip= no

Ranch and ketchup are easily the most preferred when i make my own.

Mcdonald's frie's are the only fast food frie's that i dont put anything on becuase they have it down with that powderd salt they use that mix's perfectly with there Micky'D fat.

With everything else i guess there's allway's ketchup..

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUFFER
i love disco fries
its fries with cheese and gravy , anyone else eat this ?

Isn't that a Canadian thing?

Staxeon Mar 12th, 2006 09:53 AM

They have those around me, cheese fries. Gravy is usually on the side.

I like ketchup or malt vinegar on my fries. I think its a western NY thing, you can get packets of malt vinegar pretty much anywhere you can get fries. We also put ranch or blue cheese on our pizza.

Mayo sucks, if I must use something I use miracle whip.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2006 10:37 AM

I like Salt & Vinegar on my Chips. :posh

sadie Mar 12th, 2006 11:07 AM

don't they get soggy?

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2006 11:12 AM

Chips are soggy anyway. :britishfood

sadie Mar 12th, 2006 11:14 AM

i always order my fries crispy. :O but i like the taste of salt and vinegar chips (crisps, right?!).

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2006 11:18 AM

Crisps, yeah. :(

In New Zealand they refer to both Fries and Crisps as Chips. :rolleyes

Bloody Colonials. :thequeen

Staxeon Mar 12th, 2006 12:10 PM

With the malt vinegar on the fries, the ones on the bottom might get a little soggy but not too much. I mean, you're only shaking a little on there, not drowing them. But even the slightly soggy ones are tastey.

Think big beef on weck sandwich with a nice salty kimelwick roll, just the right amount of au jus, with a big side of fries splashed with malt vinegar. Ooooooh, thats good shit.

Juttin Mar 12th, 2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i like ketchup MIXED with mayonnaise >:

Just like on whoppers....ohh....

Why do I post here when I'm hungry?

Anyways,Heinz ketchup is the only ketchup I can eat...The other kinds taste like shit to me.

I would eat Heinz straight :/

Kraft Mayo is the only good *normal* mayo
Miracle Whip is my favorite. Not too much mayo,thought,because it makes me want to barf.

StupidNinja Mar 16th, 2006 04:02 AM

Hence the fact i live in Belgium and fries are among my favourite foods i like sauces on them.Not Ketchup or Mayonaise but....




SAMURAI-sauce

It's great AND Belgian!!!It concists of vinigar-egg based sauce with chili peppers.Yum Yum

Staxeon Mar 16th, 2006 04:50 AM

Samurai in a jar....awesome!

DSBurroughs Mar 29th, 2006 03:10 PM

Hot sauce, bitches.

Let's get real.

Terra Mar 29th, 2006 10:12 PM

I eat my fries straight up. And crispy. Just remember the caveman never had shit on his french fries.

angelic demon Aug 28th, 2006 06:19 AM

this is a bit off topic and i apologise for that but am i the only person who wants to have the hot sauce that you need to sign a legality waiver for that stuff would be awesome on chips (fries)


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