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A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.
While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely. Blah blah blah, stay the fuck away from Oregon. |
Eeeeeeew, sweatpants.
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That's an awesome avatar you have there mario
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Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?
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I thought it was Keenan from Keenan and Kel
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its a black guy that's all we need to know
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sup sup sup
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oh yea baby rub my pussy
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mm u make me soo w*t
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Shit, I got King Kong in tha trunk.:love
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I just coughed up a loogie as big as my thumb.
Want to know about my other expectorations? Click the link. |
We just reached 6000 members. 500 of which are surely spambots trying to create accounts, but still. we all like nice round numbers like that.
6000 :squigly:squigly:squigly |
HEEEYY LETS START A BAND AGAAAAAAAINN
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Heeell yea
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I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.
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Wait, maybe I'm not too sociopathic for this forum after all!
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maybe you're just way too gay
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im jk bro
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They're slowly updating filters here. Soon I won't be able to "hang" with anybody on the internet, which I've actually never really done on a forum before.
Nothing interests me anymore. |
you need god
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My family took me to church when I was young and I never really knew which branch of Christianity we were.
We were Mormons. |
where am i ;o
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Clickclick.
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