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MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 07:09 PM

What about these pens makes them any more awesome than the cracked, slightly chewed Biro sitting on the floor under my desk?

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 07:18 PM

The fact that they look and feel exactly like lit cigarettes, enough to fool smokers. When you pull it out in a no-smoking area, the looks you get are priceless.

HickMan Jul 11th, 2008 07:19 PM

I live in Ohio and the whole state is a non-smoking area >:

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 07:21 PM

I live in Ohio and I agree, except for one bar not far from here that seems to have decided "fuck it".

HickMan Jul 11th, 2008 07:26 PM

There are a couple bars from around here that say that. But that's cuz we're the home of BOXING'S MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD KELLY 'THE GHOST' PAVLIK

HickMan Jul 11th, 2008 07:27 PM

:cheer

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 07:29 PM

You're from Youngstown? Icky. ;)

HickMan Jul 11th, 2008 07:31 PM

STFU Y-TOWN IS MY-TOWN

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 07:35 PM

You said you wanted a fight, I was just trying to do my part.

Actually, there are places way worse than Youngstown these days.

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 567574)
The fact that they look and feel exactly like lit cigarettes, enough to fool smokers. When you pull it out in a no-smoking area, the looks you get are priceless.

You should walk round a bar writing "cancer" on people with the cigarette pen.

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 08:10 PM

it takes me 3 towellss to get dry when i get out of the shower and im still not even all the way dry my balls & gooch are still kinda damp uuuuuggh

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 08:11 PM

Get a bigger towel?

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 08:12 PM

they're huge towels though :(

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 08:13 PM

they just suck real hard and don't do their job >:

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 08:15 PM

Well, I don't smoke because I'm a cancer patient and it would be pretty fucking stupid of me, so it's amusing to shock people who think I shouldn't be holding a lit cigarette.

MetalMilitia Jul 11th, 2008 08:22 PM

I have a pen shaped like an abducted child so when I'm skulking around outside schools the parents are all like ":eek", but then I explain to them it's just a humorous pen and they're usually okay with it.

liquidstatik Jul 11th, 2008 08:24 PM

:lol

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2008 08:55 PM

Dude where can I get one

ElPila666 Jul 11th, 2008 11:33 PM

Are you guys talking about weed? cuz i heard that in Italy now it's legal to grown marijuana if you are into rastaman religion, idk it's seems that the new pope likes weed

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2008 12:59 AM

THIS THREAD IS BORING WHEN PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE TERM "CHAT" SERIOUSLY

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2008 12:59 AM

:infraction

Pub Lover Jul 12th, 2008 01:18 AM

I THINK WHAT ESUOHLIM MEANS IS THERE SHOULD BE MORE CAT PICTURES

ALSO, LESS BLAMING PUB FOR STUFF

liquidstatik Jul 12th, 2008 01:21 AM


HickMan Jul 12th, 2008 01:26 AM


Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2008 01:37 AM

Good luck, Max.


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