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I'm sure you mean like a bad thing :(
I got super bored and drunk the other night and took a bunch of garter pics. :tryingtolurepubout |
Ugh, fuck dorms. I hated living in a dorm. There weren't even doors on the bathroom stalls, fuck that.
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I hate when there aren't doors on the stalls. There's always that one guy who is in such a hurry to piss he practically runs right into your stall.
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You sure he wasn't trying to give you lemonade?
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What is the point of not having doors on the stalls? What about living in a dorm would indicate that the authorities must exercise more caution there than in, say, a common roadside rest stop?
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Madlibs
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Badlibs
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Ducklips. Whoo woo
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What the fuck is up.
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Nothing. What up with you?
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I am drinking at bars. You should be here dylan
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I wish I could.
We should open a bar, like in Cocktail. |
I was walking home from work today, through the woods. I passed through a trail that leads to a dried-up watering hole, which has a bunch of trees that are popular for people to hang out on; one of them is bent almost 90 degrees and is close to the ground. So, I saw a stepladder and a bag on the concrete bridge thing to the left, and figured there'd be someone at the trees, so I looked over. I saw some girl, dunno how old because she was far away, laying on the tree, and was like 'lol she's wearing a weird dress that makes her look like she's naked from far away. Fail.' I kept walking, and looked back over, and she was quickly getting into a purple bath robe, and some guy with a camera and another girl were now in view.
So today, I walked onto a nude photoshoot. I hope I photobombed it. |
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With lots of chrome accents and an eastern European bartender.
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I could totally pull off an eastern accent. Then only sell straight rum and whiskey. Plus ice.
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The best place evar, totally mayor of it in foursquare lolz
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It's obviously an alibi for a more sinister reason for him being in the woods.
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Nooooooo Fathom you changed your avatar. :(
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It's going to take a few more seconds for me to recognize your posts
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A small price to pay for RUST IN THE BLOOD OF HUMANITY
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I went to the woods today and there wasn't anything nearly as cool as a nude photoshoot. But I do have a woods-nude-photoshoot story. When I was a little kid, my parents made a spontaneous decision to go to Old Man's Cave, which is a touristy nature spot featuring a large overhang and waterfall.
I remember descending this steep stairway (pre-handrail) and seeing either bikini-clad or topless women under the falls, I wish I could remember which. There was quite a professional setup...multiple photographers, big lights, the whole shebang. It turned out they were shooting either a Playboy or Sports Illustrated thing. I think it ended up being Sports Illustrated. Anyway, my parents hustled me back up the steps and out of there. All I remember is wanting to jump in the water too, how come THEY got to be under the waterfall? |
At the point when I realized that it was a nude shoot, I felt like I was already creepy enough for them, and decided to just get out before they thought I was some pervert teenager. :\
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