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I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.
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No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.
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Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.
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Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?
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If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?
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Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question
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2 wooden nickels
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You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.
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I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.
Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :( EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you. |
u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises
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Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange. |
I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?
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I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.
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THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT
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this obama nation is an abomination
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put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2 anyone else remember erika crystal |
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Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.
Also drunk muthafurckasssss! |
you came to the right messageboard while drunk
this is where all the action is at |
this is where the cool people are at
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