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Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.
How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito. |
I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.
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Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.
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I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.
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My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.
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Stop sweatin' me.
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jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy
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Is that how you had a baby?
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Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.
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this is where all the dicks touch each other
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The circle (jerk) of life.
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I had a serious suggestion.
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Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.
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Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).
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Primo bud. That real sticky herb.
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So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.
Who's our university chancellor? Patrick Stewart. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. |
Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.
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A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.
And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. :( I was also too short. |
I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.
Very neat though. Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/ |
Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie. :(
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Channeling Vincent Price
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