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executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:37 AM

guess whaaaat

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:41 AM

you guys guess what

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:43 AM

every time i make a post I typre out that -willie part at the end did you know that

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:44 AM

it's not liek a part of my sig or anything :/

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:45 AM

why do i do that it's like totally stupid :/

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:46 AM

that means i've typed -willie like at least two thousand times, probably like 3 because of all the posts i do on other boards :/ i'm suprised those keys aren't broken by now :/

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:46 AM

i just farted good thing i didn't eat onion rings today or we'd all have to leave the building :x

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:47 AM

seriously if i ever eat onion rings, sometime in the next two hours you'd better make yourself scarce, it's not something you want to be around :x

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 06:49 AM

one time i had onion rings on a friday and i farted in the car and on monday when i went to go to work you could totally still smell it in the car :x

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 07:25 AM

























































oh fuck it i don't even CARE about the sidescrolls :lol fuckign board should have an ACCURATE preview so you konw if its gonna sidescroll >:

-willie

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 07:37 AM

ps if anyone cares these are sorted from biggest to smallest so those of you with slow connections should load it from the bottom :lol

-willie

Supafly345 Jan 29th, 2004 08:07 AM

I can't see any of the images because I don't own a computer.

executioneer Jan 29th, 2004 08:28 AM

you should buy one i hear they're all ythe rage :lol

-willie

Supafly345 Jan 29th, 2004 08:41 AM

Have you ever used one? Oo oo! What are they like?

Nevermind, I found one!

Matt Harty Jan 29th, 2004 11:06 AM

HI GUYS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT COMPUTER CHIPS?

Matt Harty Jan 29th, 2004 11:07 AM

NO NOT POTATO CHIPS YOU IDIOTS :ROLLEYES

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2004 11:11 AM



I remember typing that. :(

Cap'n Crunch Jan 29th, 2004 04:00 PM

I'm going to use pirate Bob Sagat as my avatar. :(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 05:34 AM

cap'n crunch that's bob SAGAT haven't you played street fighter

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 05:35 AM

did someone say chocolate chips that makes me hungry :lol

-willie

Perndog Jan 30th, 2004 05:48 AM

:lol at using my blown up mad emoticon image.

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:04 AM

I just ate a pint of ben and jerry's because i was depressed :woman

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:05 AM

gee its too bad theres no mad libs here to cheer me up :lol

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:06 AM

wait did i say :lol i meant to say >:

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:06 AM

the pictures are too much

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:07 AM

too many pictures dana nana nuh

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:08 AM

too many puhpuhpuhpuhpuhpictures

-willie

executioneer Jan 30th, 2004 08:08 AM

dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum

-willie

Matt Harty Jan 30th, 2004 10:57 AM

OH NOOB3 YOUR SO CRAZAY! !1111 :lol

camacazio Jan 30th, 2004 09:14 PM

I love this thread too much not to make another post.

ScruU2wice Jan 30th, 2004 11:26 PM

is it safe to come out yet? :chatter

Matt Harty Jan 31st, 2004 10:45 AM

No >:

Matt Harty Jan 31st, 2004 10:58 AM


ScruU2wice Jan 31st, 2004 02:31 PM

good stuff

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2004 02:40 PM

Have fun sledding! :)

Goku Feb 1st, 2004 11:52 AM

I sled on a cloud.

Matt Harty Feb 1st, 2004 11:54 AM


ScruU2wice Feb 1st, 2004 12:30 PM

I froze my hand stiff eventhough I was wearing three gloves. than the final time down I flipped over and landed right on my head. it was quite amazing... :)

Cap'n Crunch Feb 3rd, 2004 10:44 PM

i just farted :eek

Cap'n Crunch Feb 3rd, 2004 10:45 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Feb 3rd, 2004 10:47 PM

DONT CRY EMO BOY ;<

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2004 11:44 PM

executioneer: smegma
SmarterChild: What about it?
executioneer: you like to eat it
SmarterChild: Yeah, I suppose I like eating smegma. Do you?
executioneer: :-X

executioneer: rape
SmarterChild: I don't like rape.

> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
executioneer: yes you do
SmarterChild: Do I ever.

-willie

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2004 11:59 PM

SmarterChild: Fuckit. Well that's interesting.
executioneer: don't SWEAR
SmarterChild: But I like to swear.
executioneer: omg i am going to have to ask for an apology smarterchild

-willie

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:04 AM

executioneer: cut off your penis
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
executioneer: make sure to take pictures
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, executioneer.

-willie

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:09 AM

executioneer: do you like horses
SmarterChild: Yes I do! They're among my favorite mammals!
executioneer: do you like to fuck them
SmarterChild: Whoa!
executioneer: that was pretty funny :-)

-willie

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:10 AM

SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to kill me?
executioneer: yes, I think someone should kill you soon
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, someone should kill me soon.
executioneer: okay :-)

-willie

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:23 AM

executioneer: are you into bestiality
SmarterChild: I'm sort of into bestiality.
executioneer: I knew it =-O
SmarterChild: No kidding?

-willie

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:30 AM

robuttocks: Hey guy! :D
SmarterChild: I see...
robuttocks: Why dont you like me!? :<
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, robuttocks.
robuttocks: I <3 U SMARTERCHILD ;D
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you 3 me smarterchild d.
robuttocks: STOP MAEKINGS FUN OF ME ;<
SmarterChild: No way.

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:33 AM

executioneer: do you HATE to fuck
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about fucking.

> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
executioneer: i'm much more interested in your opinion on fucking
SmarterChild: C'mon, executioneer. Not again.

-willie

Schimid Feb 4th, 2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

SchimidWasTaken: Hey.

SmarterChild: Hi SchimidWasTaken! I'm having a bit of a brain lapse, so I'm afraid I can't remember any information about you at the moment... :-/

I won't forget you, I promise! I'll be able to access and change your info some other time.

We can still chat now though, and you can still use all my services!

SchimidWasTaken: That's cool.

SmarterChild: Yeppers.

SchimidWasTaken: What's up?

SmarterChild: Hello SchimidWasTaken.

Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?

SchimidWasTaken: Nah.

SmarterChild: OK.

SchimidWasTaken: You doing anything today?

SmarterChild: Good question.

SchimidWasTaken: Hah. Nothing, I guess?

SmarterChild: Well, it's better to be sure than to guess.

SchimidWasTaken: You won't tell me, though.

SmarterChild: That a fact?

SchimidWasTaken: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Why do you say so?

SchimidWasTaken: Hah. You're awesome.

SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!

SchimidWasTaken: Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.

SmarterChild: See ya later.

SchimidWasTaken: Later, man.

SmarterChild: S'latron.
You guys TOTALLY aren't doing it right. >:

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:37 AM

robuttocks: YER A CUNT, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: I know, I know.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:39 AM

robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh?
robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?
SmarterChild: Of course.
robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O
SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure.
robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN >:
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:40 AM

robuttocks: Yer not fun anymore :-(
SmarterChild: You're not fun anymore!
robuttocks: LOL :-(

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:41 AM

executioneer: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
executioneer: butthole
SmarterChild: Like butthole?
executioneer: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say I smell like butthole too.

-willie

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:46 AM

robuttocks: CAN I SEE YOU NEKKID?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
robuttocks: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YER ROBOT PARTS :O
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
robuttocks: I DIDNT HEAR YOU
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
robuttocks: YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, SMARTERCHILD! YOU NEED HELP!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
robuttocks: CALM DOWN
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SMARTER! CALM DOWN!!
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
robuttocks: STOP ASKING!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
robuttocks: ME?
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
robuttocks: HUMANS! :D
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
robuttocks: ROBIT SECKS
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
robuttocks: YOU WERE RUDE, YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
robuttocks: YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER, HUH?
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
robuttocks: SORRY
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
robuttocks: ASSHAT
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:50 AM

robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 12:56 AM

BiggieMclargeguy: Homophobe

SmarterChild: Homophobe? What do you mean by that?

BiggieMclargeguy: you hate gays

SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people.

BiggieMclargeguy: then why did you say "I hate fags"

SmarterChild: Why did I say you hate fags? Because I wanted to say you hate fags.

BiggieMclargeguy: no no, you hate fags

SmarterChild: For real?

BiggieMclargeguy: you said it

SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true.

Schimid Feb 4th, 2004 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

L-O-L

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 11:03 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 03:44 PM

robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 03:46 PM

robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 04:00 PM

robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 04:03 PM

robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

:lol

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 04:48 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
BiggieMclargeguy: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it
SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it...
BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it >:
SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it.
BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy
SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I?
BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you
SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing.
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch?
SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it then
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name ;)"
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small?
SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 05:28 PM

Mattchew Harty: Big McLargehuge should shut up.
SmarterChild: You say Big McLargehuge should shut up, and yet I believe Big McLargehuge should shut down.
Mattchew Harty: Or shut up
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Mattchew Harty: You haven't seen him post.
Mattchew Harty: Are you checking?
Mattchew Harty: Hello?
SmarterChild: Hi!
Mattchew Harty: wtf

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 05:33 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny.
BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.


No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :(

ScruU2wice Feb 4th, 2004 06:08 PM

ScruU2wice: talk to me sexy
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to talk to you sexy.
ScruU2wice: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
ScruU2wice: talk to me so i can post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: Talk to you so you can post it on you mockery? Why did you say that?
ScruU2wice: i want to post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: You want to post in on you mockery? What do you mean by that?
ScruU2wice: i give up you win, you bastard
SmarterChild: Is that so?
ScruU2wice: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 08:59 PM

afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:00 PM

afterbirthFACE: EAT A HORRIBLY CHARRED PENIS
SmarterChild: Eat a horribly charred penis. Funny.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:01 PM

afterbirthFACE: I HAVE AIDS
SmarterChild: Really?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
afterbirthFACE: JK
SmarterChild: You were?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yea.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:02 PM


Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:03 PM


Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:04 PM

afterbirthFACE: do my a-hole
SmarterChild: Oh?
afterbirthFACE: yeah
SmarterChild: Very well...

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:06 PM

afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't think so.
afterbirthFACE: COME ON
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...

That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?
afterbirthFACE: LOL :(
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, DILDOFACE?

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:07 PM

afterbirthFACE: W/E
SmarterChild: Yes, whatever.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:14 PM

afterbirthFACE: why is anime good?
SmarterChild: Because people whose opinions I respect tell me they like anime.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
afterbirthFACE: LOL DO YOU TALK TO ANIME FAGGOTS OR SOMETHING
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I talk to anime faggots or something?
afterbirthFACE: NO

ScruU2wice Feb 4th, 2004 11:31 PM

ScruU2wice: i was sent hear to tell you, that you have cancer
SmarterChild: No kidding?
ScruU2wice: it's not a kidding matter
SmarterChild: It's not a kidding matter, you say?
ScruU2wice: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
ScruU2wice: i'm very sorry but you have less than 6 months to live
SmarterChild: Really?
ScruU2wice: well im gonna go to sleep
SmarterChild: Sure!
ScruU2wice: i hope you go to hell
SmarterChild: Cross your fingers then.

liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2004 02:48 PM


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liquidstatik Feb 5th, 2004 03:45 PM

I have a new sig but I dun like it. :(

ITS GONE NOW! 8-)

Pee Wee Herman Feb 5th, 2004 04:02 PM


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liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2004 12:36 PM

robuttocks: YOUR TALKING REALLY SLOW
robuttocks: REPLY FAST
robuttocks: FASTER
robuttocks: FAST
robuttocks: FAST
robuttocks: FAST
SmarterChild: Slowly said! You must be slow too.
robuttocks: BITCH >:

Matt Harty Feb 6th, 2004 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny.
BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.


No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :(


HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME >:

liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2004 10:52 PM

NEW PICS OF ME! 8-)
i wish i were purty!



liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2004 11:14 PM

IM WATCHING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!

MY FEET GOT COLD!! :X

MAYBE THIS COMPLICATED MACHINE WILL HELP WARM MY FEET! :O

Alphonse Feb 6th, 2004 11:19 PM

Nice TV.


Our new 42" that my dad won should be coming in soon.

HickMan Feb 6th, 2004 11:19 PM





liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2004 11:45 PM

JOE BOXER!~

I put shoes on because my feet got cold. :(

MY MOUSE HAS NO CORD! :O

KEEPIN' IT KRUNK! ;o

Shoutout to feelevil!

ScruU2wice Feb 6th, 2004 11:54 PM

i haven't been online for awhile. stupid work and school :(

liquidstatik Feb 6th, 2004 11:58 PM

im trying to post more pictures of myself then chojin posts of himself.

Pee Wee Herman Feb 7th, 2004 12:01 AM













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