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Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:03 PM


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:03 PM

:/

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:05 PM

You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:06 PM

I could of gone for hours. :(

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:08 PM

& that would of been lame as I have work todo that takes more than 53 seconds of concentration at a time. :x

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:09 PM

Plus I want to go get something to eat. :(

Matt Harty Sep 14th, 2005 10:10 PM

thats how i roll

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
thats how i roll

Yeah, like a jerk. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Plus I want to go get something to eat. :(

It's raining, so I don't think I'll do that for a while.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
HAY GUYZ :3

Hey Marc, what's up? :)

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:14 PM

Those two Final Fantasy threads in Gaming make me want to give them a go, but I can't stand RPG's without a frame skip. :lazy

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:16 PM

I'm still 250+ posts behind Schimid. :rolleyes

Lil' Johnny Sep 14th, 2005 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Those two Final Fantasy threads in Gaming make me want to give them a go, but I can't stand RPG's without a frame skip. :lazy

:lol

Fixed.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

HEY! UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET BANNED I SUGGEST YOU ONLY USE ONE EMOTICON PER SENTENCE/POST! >:

Lil' Johnny Sep 14th, 2005 10:54 PM

May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny
May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

I suggest you read the previous page as it describes indepth the prefered use of emoticon distribution. :)

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2005 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny
May I inquire the reason why I am allowed only one emoticon per sentance/post?

SHUT UP >: >:

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2005 11:14 PM

Hey Guitar Woman I don't have time tonight either, sorry, maybe tomorrow.

Consequently, I don't have time to play Super Metroit either >:

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hey Guitar Woman I don't have time tonight either, sorry, maybe tomorrow.

Consequently, I don't have time to play Super Metroit either >:

Why are you so busy?

Post #3800

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2005 11:19 PM

IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

Yeah. :)

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

Because it's hard not to reveal secrets on an internet message board.

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2005 11:27 PM

No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eeek

SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IF I TOLD YOU IT WOULD REVEAL SECRETS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP FROM YOU PEOPLE :eek

I like how I think someone likes me enough to handle me telling them one of the secrets but they then start hating me.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eek

:eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:30 PM


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eek

That does take precedence over EVERYTHING.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2005 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:

Especially for someone you don't even like. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 12:19 AM

Actually I have to redownload the software for making GIFs since I got a new computer and I can't find anywhere :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 12:19 AM

The GIF creating software, not the computer >:

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 12:20 AM

The computer is right here so stfu >:

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:28 AM

Does AIM work on it? :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 12:36 AM

I SURE HOPE NOT :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:42 AM

If you had aim it doesn't mean we don't have to post in this thread. :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:43 AM

If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

I think I might be bitter about that.

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 02:54 PM

Pub Lover I think I love you :love

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 03:25 PM

guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

YOU ARE REPRESENTING I-MOCKERY.COM AND I FIND THESE VERY EXPENSIVE LOL I MEAN OFFENSIVE :mrdink

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 04:10 PM

ok i got another one and this ones a real zinger

whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?

Ance doesn't come on your face untill your around 15!

ADDED: haha

Marc Summers Sep 15th, 2005 04:21 PM

oh well this will make you DIE OF LAUGHTER :o

How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?

The leash goes slack

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 04:27 PM

I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

It's me :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 05:17 PM

I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 06:23 PM

michael jackson jokes come on give the guy a break already he was found not guilty on all 143 counts of child rape come on

Marc Summers Sep 15th, 2005 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

Is that sarcasm or is it that you actaully get more offended about a joke about a dead dog than a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of :confused

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Guitar Woman.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Guitar Woman.

Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

I respond before reading the thread. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:21 PM


Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I for one find that very offensive.

Hey MM, do you like the Wurzels?

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of

Hey Marc, Esuohlim stated a couple of dozen pages back that we need a page full of dead baby jokes. If you go find the quote you can be the thread moderator for a few days as I get over some emotional problems. :)

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Pub Lover I think I love you :love

Why did you have to go & say that? :tear

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:29 PM

For serious emotional problems. >:

The Retro Kat Sep 15th, 2005 07:36 PM

It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
It contains evils beyond comprehension and nerds who are horny for badly rendered 3D chicks :(

:lol @ The Whole Internet

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
It's kinda weird being in college and not being able to masturbate freely anymore.

I thought gay people could wank in public? :confused

The Retro Kat Sep 15th, 2005 07:41 PM

No, but we can say shit like faggot in public and not get in trouble. And we can also make people feel really awkward when we make out with other gay people in public and they stare and sometimes yell out faggot then we yell back that hey, thats our word, bitch.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 07:53 PM

You're like a superhero! :)

The Retro Kat Sep 15th, 2005 07:53 PM

I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
I changed my avatar to my sexy model picture, cuz im hott!!11!

You sure are. ;)

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 08:02 PM

COLLEGE :ROLLEEKS

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:06 PM

When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Guitar Woman.

Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

Which thread? This is like the only thread I ever read and I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately. >:

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:15 PM

This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
When are you old enough to go to college, Chief?

HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
This thread, a few dozen pages back I accelerated my obsession with Gooey (Gui, you know like the start of Guitar) by asking her real name, & then I remembered I already knew it. :rolleyes

When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY GUYS WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM?

Whatever, Mysterio. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 09:09 PM

AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:12 PM

Plus I think it's cute to call a girl that. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
AND MY NAME.

I COULD BE A GIRL WHO KNOWS.

It's not important, Guy. Forget it . :(

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
When I say 'guitar' I pronounce the 'gui' like 'geh' so it sounds like 'gehtar' and not 'gooeytar' because that is for roofs. :rolleyes

Yeah me too, but the guys on the Programming course I took back in high school called the Graphical User Interface (GUI), the Gooey. :/

Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes


PS: I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
Now it all makes sense for a second there I thought people from New Zealand were all stupid retards who didn't know how to speak correctly. :rolleyes

They are. >:

I have a mental list of words they get wrong, & each time I hear one I get pissed off. :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:20 PM


HickMan Sep 15th, 2005 09:22 PM


Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

I LOVE YOU, SAM! :)

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan

In Somerset it's cool to have yellow teeth. :rolleyes

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 09:28 PM

I LOVE HICKMAN TOO. :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I LOVE YOU PUB. :(

I LOVE YOU, SAM! :)

I haven't got a problem with Platonic man love. :)




It's wimmin that give me trouble. :x

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 09:55 PM

IS ANYONE GOING TO LOVE ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA AGAIN? >:

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
IS ANYONE GOING TO LOVE ME OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH JESSICA ALBA AGAIN? >:

That should be an and/or statement as you should be planning to have the secks with her no matter what happens. :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 10:12 PM

She's great guys. The way she yawns while we do it is cute :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
She's great guys. The way she yawns while we do it is cute :(

I'm so very jealous. :(

:green-eyed

ArrowX Sep 15th, 2005 10:35 PM

I love that your avitar seems to pivot on one unmoving breast....its almost hypnotic.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I love that your avitar seems to pivot on one unmoving breast....its almost hypnotic.

You have not the status to comment on my avatar. Especially not in this thread. Newb! >:

Marc Summers Sep 15th, 2005 11:10 PM

OH MY GOODNESS :o

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
OH MY GOODNESS :o

What is the matter with you now? >:

Marc Summers Sep 16th, 2005 12:22 AM

My brother was just sent to the hospital because he was attacked by a poodle.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so I made sure he heard plenty of it. Does that make me a bad person?

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 12:27 AM

What? >:

Marc Summers Sep 16th, 2005 12:29 AM

It split his lip open and then he passed out :/

Ya that's my family...
GOD WHEN DO I MOVE BACK TO SCHOOL

Marc Summers Sep 16th, 2005 12:30 AM

oh and btw he's 17

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 12:32 AM

Great Story. >:

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 12:33 AM

Double posting can get you banned. :rolleyes

Marc Summers Sep 16th, 2005 12:35 AM

I know this is a personal question but are you frustrated with a certain someone ;)

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I know this is a personal question but are you frustrated with a certain someone ;)

Yeah, She's dating Esuohlim & I don't know how to get her back. :(

The Retro Kat Sep 16th, 2005 12:51 AM

Want me to talk to her for you? Gay guys are good at that.

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Want me to talk to her for you? Gay guys are good at that.

That would be a good plan if it wasn't for the single huge flaw. :(

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:00 AM

Jessica Alba. :(


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