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10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2010 10:52 AM

Dear Willie,

What will happen at the end of lost?

Kitsa May 13th, 2010 07:18 PM

Dear Willie,

Were you driving a rusty El Camino in rush hour traffic in Columbus on Tuesday?

Fathom Zero May 13th, 2010 08:01 PM

Willie,

I just ate from a taco stand. Am I gonna get diarrhea?

executioneer May 13th, 2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685473)
Dear Willie,

What will happen at the end of lost?

bob denver and alan hale jr are gonna show up

executioneer May 13th, 2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 685518)
Dear Willie,

Were you driving a rusty El Camino in rush hour traffic in Columbus on Tuesday?

nope! i was at work

executioneer May 13th, 2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 685527)
Willie,

I just ate from a taco stand. Am I gonna get diarrhea?

you'd better hope so, not having diarrhea is a sign of an unhealthy diet i hear

Zhukov May 14th, 2010 12:25 AM

Dear Willie,

Does the hot girl at work talk to me because she thinks I am gay and therefore not threatening?

Grislygus May 14th, 2010 12:34 AM

Dear Willie,

Considering that the cops in the film are convinced that the sudden appearance of several mauled and half-eaten corpses was obviously the work of Islamic terrorists, why do horror fans take Wolfen seriously? (Besides the fact that Albert Finney is awesome).

executioneer May 14th, 2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 685546)
Dear Willie,

Does the hot girl at work talk to me because she thinks I am gay and therefore not threatening?

maybe, have you tried being more threatening to see if she talks to you less

executioneer May 14th, 2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 685547)
Dear Willie,

Considering that the cops in the film are convinced that the sudden appearance of several mauled and half-eaten corpses was obviously the work of Islamic terrorists, why do horror fans take Wolfen seriously? (Besides the fact that Albert Finney is awesome).

wait are you saying islam doesn't encourage cannibalism, i don't get it

Pentegarn May 14th, 2010 11:41 AM

Dear Willie,

When will the goddamn Cleveland Sports Curse that has hung around that city's neck like an albatross finally be lifted?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 14th, 2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 685535)
bob denver and alan hale jr are gonna show up


They're ending the show with a three hour marathon. :lol

executioneer May 26th, 2010 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 685595)
Dear Willie,

When will the goddamn Cleveland Sports Curse that has hung around that city's neck like an albatross finally be lifted?

when all the pro teams leave

stevetothepast Jun 3rd, 2010 02:45 PM

dear willie wanna recommend a book?

Evil Robot Jun 4th, 2010 09:21 PM

#E%gy hop wmany timwes am I akkowed bacj ?

Dixie Jun 6th, 2010 02:51 AM

Dear Willie,
I've always thought of you as like some Magic 8-ball god.
Once more I seek your wisdom.
Should I keep going straight on this road or should I take a right pretty soon?

Colonel Flagg Jun 7th, 2010 12:50 PM

Dear Willie:

Should I verbally castrate that flaming asswipe, or should I clam up and hope nature takes the correct course?

PS - Hi Dix! Hope your "bite" is all better.

Shrubfest Jun 8th, 2010 09:48 AM

Willie, has my bf noticed I've broken up with him, or was taking all my stuff back and avioding him too subtle?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2010 10:35 AM

Willie,

Is Shrub on the market?

Also...WHO IS THE BADDEST?

Dixie Jun 8th, 2010 05:01 PM

it's nothing but a large pink scar now. no more antibiotic pills ever.

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 688402)
Also...WHO IS THE BADDEST?

Willie,

Should I just go ahead and tell 10k the answer to this is Sho'Nuff?

Evil Robot Jun 12th, 2010 11:44 PM

Is Nagle's algorithim worth running, or is it just bullshit? I disabled it in the registry so the PS3 will have less latency but I wonder if explorer is trying to send tiny packets. BTW I connect through a tethered IPhone.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2010 07:32 AM

Willie,

What does a "chicken fart" candle really smell like, and should I regret not buying one?

MLE Jun 15th, 2010 12:26 PM

Dear willie,

Are you going to come back? :<

Evil Robot Jun 16th, 2010 11:10 PM

Williw,
Are you in jail right now?


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