"flow my tears the policeman said" by phil dick, idk

as many as you think you can get away with, once you are sure it'll be the last it will be

i think you should ENTER and GO NORTH

i'm sorry i got lost in the imagery of your question, i'm picturing a dude who can emit a cutting force from his mouth shooting beams at a burning anthropomorphic roll of toilet paper's weiner

and also a big ol clam

most folks are pretty perceptive when it comes to that sort of thing, but i don't wanna give him too much credit. maybe hire a singing telegram to be sure

is this the market i can't go into because i'm terrified of it, even to use the atm

then.. wait my metaphor fell apart

fuck

maybe?

to your other question, yes doctor who is pretty great

is that what the answer was :(

man i dont know that shit :( i can barely set up a wireless network these days

if you regret stuff you DON'T do you're gonna get decision paralysis because you can't do EVERYTHING

only regret stuff you actually do

also the candle probably doesn't really smell as bad as chicken feces does

i don't know :( been having difficulty adjusting to situations lately

i WISH

that was pretty deep. :\ The regret part, not the chicken feces part.

it was an accident i swear :(

Dear Willie,

Don't you know there are no accidents, and that your wisdom comes from within?

Dear Willie,

Why are those Renaissance Faires always at the end of the summer, which would be the hottest and most miserable time to wear fake medieval attire?

nope

i dunno, maybe nerds are only comfortable around other nerds when they're all drenched in sweat

it'd explain san diego comic-con, anyways

Dear Willie,

I heard you are NOT going to SAN DIEGO. How long and what days are you NOT going to be there?

well i am NOT registered for saturday, and i am NOT planning to be in and around town for the whole weekend despite NOT NOT being registered for other days

also i am NOT driving down so i am NOT planning on visiting other locations on the way down and back

We should NEVER find a karaoke bar and NOT drink at the bars that WON'T be there.

i strongly DISagree

I also wish you WERE asleep. That way we could NOT go into further detail about what ISN'T happeneing EVER.

uhh what

I don't even know anymore. Too many contra-positives. Need sleep.

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