> you are in a pristine operating room. in the middle of the room there is a metal operating table, with several bright lights shining onto it from the ceiling.
> you walk over to the table. > on the table you see: a scalpel a small pool of blood a piece of paper |
Dear Willie,
Should I hit troll with sword? And if so, should I then put sword into trophy case? |
yes but wait a while the sword might come in useful elsewhere
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get in small pool of blood <return>
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> you sit down in the small pool of blood. you accidentally sit on the scalpel, too, cutting a small gash in your backside. now you have AIDS.
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Dear Willie,
Does AIDS count as an inventory item? |
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I was thinking of asking this and didn't |
I was going to drink the blood - boy I'm glad I refrained from playing. :whew
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get scalpel <return>
use scalpel penis <return> get paper <return get penis <return> |
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> As you attempt to perform painful elective surgery on yourself, the scalpel slips out of your hand. Whoopsy-daisy! > You look around for the piece of paper for a second, and realize you're sitting on that, too. As you tug on it, it tears in half, leaving the other half still under your bottom. > You've already got that! |
Dear Willie,
Did you find a costume? |
no
i think i'm gonna go as the incredible screaming man, i'm gonna scream at everyone i see |
That sounds terrifying. I can't wait.
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that is assuming of course the half-assed juggernaut costume i'm working on looks like absolute shit when i'm finished
or assuming i'm quite drunk |
All you need is a refurbished gem of cyttorok. Sure you cna find one laying around in a flea market or a seaside cove in the area.
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i'll check craigslist
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dearest william
WHERE YOU AT DAWG WHERE YOU AT |
still over 310 :(
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Jesus I'm in bad shape!
Cut out wound with scalpel <return> cure aids with paper half <return> |
if you are the incredible screaming man will you scream at the westboro people?
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You make like Uncle Joey and Cut. It. Out. You are now sans buttock. Opps, you dropped the scalpel again! Lousy slippery blood. > You peer intently at the paper, looking for a recipe for an AIDS cure. Hmm, seems to be swirling around a lot, but you don't see any writing on it. You are feeling light headed from blood loss. |
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I'd do it :( i was already trying to think of ways to harass them
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actually i bought 50 boxes of conversation hearts at the going out of business dollar store for $2, anyone want to fight hatred with the power of love
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