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Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 09:11 PM

This thread needs more Boston Legal!

executioneer Jan 25th, 2006 03:46 AM

Is 'job at the lumberyard' code for gay sex or something

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I SUGGEST YOU DIRTBAGS ALL GET GFs THEY ARE FUN TO SMELL >:

Really? :tear

Marc Summers Jan 25th, 2006 04:23 AM

I'd only smell them if they enjoy being smelled.
The sensual act of smelling must be enjoyed by both parties in order to create a relaxed and good-spirited atmosphere.
If a GF does not like the intense rush of being smelled, then I will have to do so privately where the said GF is not bothered by my sudden intake of GF fumes.
I calculate and predict a GF's reaction with a 95% confidence interval.
If the GF is not delighted within the first 1.387 seconds (also known as an instant) upon my creation and initiation of the smell experience, I will terminate it within the next .54 second, and have a relaxed yet firm expression on my face in order to coax a less extreme negative reaction out of the GF.

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 04:30 AM

I was going to post a dozen times right here, but I feel responsible for the CosmoToad. Bloody newbs thinking my behavior is acceptable. :(

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 04:41 AM

Just like Riggo44 ruined Seven Force's Asian Lover joke. :(

Bloody Newbs. >:

Sethomas Jan 25th, 2006 05:33 AM

But I really want to hear what you have to say!

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 06:07 AM

In regards to you, Mister Pace, all I have to say is :pipepuff

Sethomas Jan 25th, 2006 06:11 AM

You break my heart sometimes :(

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 06:26 AM

If we were all Chimps, I would say the rest of us spend our time flinging poop or grooming each other, while you sit to one side wearing a bow tie, reading some dread tome, & smoking your pipe. Every so often one of us will hit you with some stray shit, & you'd put down your book, look at the offender squarely & say "My dear chap, is all this really necessary?" then hold their attention for a second or so before puffing on your pipe & returning to your book.

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2006 12:03 PM


lol

Seven Force Jan 25th, 2006 01:03 PM

Vivisection is no laughing matter. >:

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 01:07 PM

I find it very funny. What else are animals good for?

Seven Force Jan 25th, 2006 01:08 PM

Ask Lycurgus1985.

CrazyGerman Jan 25th, 2006 01:08 PM

pets. and food.

Pub Lover Jan 25th, 2006 01:11 PM

Pets? Fuck pets! If I wanted some ungrateful bastard eating my food, & pissing on my carpet I'd have kids.

As for food... :vegan

CrazyGerman Jan 25th, 2006 01:14 PM

there's nothing better than a good steak. and pork loin is to DIE for. as for others, such as sausage, bacon, chicken breast, wings.... I could never live without meat/poultry. I'm sorry.

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 01:25 PM

I guess it's back to the drawing board for ol' pub!

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 01:27 PM

Oh. This explains it.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=382755#382755

Seven Force Jan 25th, 2006 01:30 PM

Holy shit! :eek

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 01:32 PM

Really, what is so alluring about a place where everyone hates you that makes you want to come back over and over?

I'm talking about womti haha no hard feelings man

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 01:32 PM


lunlun Jan 25th, 2006 02:00 PM

why are so many germans on this forum? :(

Chojin Jan 25th, 2006 02:03 PM

Why am so many Germans, you mean.

lunlun Jan 25th, 2006 02:07 PM

why "am"?

i AM

but they ARE

so there are so many germans on this forum and i want to be the only one because germans are stupid


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