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Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2006 02:37 PM

Yeah, my half-beard is awful! :x

Seven Force Jan 27th, 2006 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
...because I fear that I'm banned again. :(

You too?

Sam Jan 27th, 2006 04:10 PM

PUB THINKS HE IS TOO GOOD TO TALK TO ME ON AIM >:

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2006 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
PUB THINKS HE IS TOO GOOD TO TALK TO ME ON AIM >:

The bollocks I do! I rarely use AIM because it got depressing having a huge buddylist with no one that talks to me. No one has messaged me today. :(

Pub Lover Jan 27th, 2006 04:31 PM

FINE, Seven force just IMmed me, but he is really just a porn bot.

F99Cloud (10:35:24): WANT PORN?! I GOT PORNZX! MEGA-PONRNXZ!!! :O
Lemmysomemoney (10:35:42): No.
F99Cloud (10:35:44): SURE YOU SO! PRONZXS!!!

Which is kinda disturbing as he's so young. :(

Seven Force Jan 27th, 2006 06:46 PM

I hear tell you like 'em young.

camacazio Jan 28th, 2006 01:46 AM

That apple is still a brilliant avatar.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I hear tell you like 'em young.

That's the thing, I don't. :(

Sethomas Jan 28th, 2006 04:25 AM

I'm sure you could learn to.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 04:54 AM

Well, if I make it to fifty, then I'm sure late twenties will seem young without my point of preferance having changed. >:

I hope I don't make it to fifty. :(

Sethomas Jan 28th, 2006 07:01 AM

We need to have an I-Mockery death pool. It couldn't feasibly be annual, but it'd be fun to see whose blaze of glory happens first.

You'll outlive me for sure.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 08:42 AM

LISTER: Anesthesis stasis pods!

He fiddles with a near-by control panel. One of the pods slides out from the wall and begins to open.

LISTER: I must have triggered something.
KRYTEN: Doctor? Doctor Lanstrom?

The open pod pours forth smoke, but they they can't see anything inside yet.

LANSTROM: (_Very_ heavy German accent) And whom might you be?
LISTER: Hi. We were just passing. We heard the beacon.
LANSTROM: Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say? Life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen I wish to give your lives meaning.

LANSTROM sits up in the stasis pod. A howl emanates from her. Her eyes glow a fluorescent red colour and electrical bolts emerge from them aimed at LISTER, KRYTEN, and CAT.

LISTER: Why can't we ever meet anyone nice?
CAT: Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?

Seven Force Jan 28th, 2006 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Go suffocate in a vagina Guitar Woman and quit looking for excuses for the horny losers to talk to you.

Oh god why did I fall for that?

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 09:54 AM

Yeah. :rolleyes

Matt Harty Jan 28th, 2006 04:50 PM

hi

Matt Harty Jan 28th, 2006 04:51 PM

hi

Matt Harty Jan 28th, 2006 04:52 PM

hi

camacazio Jan 28th, 2006 05:25 PM

Stephen Hawking is back. I can't find a fitting emoticon for this event.

camacazio Jan 28th, 2006 07:43 PM

A thumbs up would be appropriate.

xbxDaniel Jan 28th, 2006 08:40 PM



I should've waited until Pub gave the go-ahead. :(

Seven Force Jan 28th, 2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
hi

Jesus Christ I was wondering where you were last night! :eek

nothing4buddha Jan 28th, 2006 10:56 PM


HAY SEVEN FORCE

ziggytrix Jan 28th, 2006 11:03 PM

I wanna go to anime conventions for the same reason I liked going to the zoo when I was little.

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I should've waited until Pub gave the go-ahead. :(

Seriously WTF, I'm not the Mod of this thread, I just pretend to be. :(

It creeps me out whenever you say shit like that. >:

Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2006 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
hi

Hay Matt Harty!


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