Uppity women sometimes are good to have around .... ;)

Yeah, cops won't arrest you because the bitch needs a good punch in the face.

Amen

I like it coz it's the quickest way to secretly agree with people.

REVOLUTION

Uh, that wasn't where I was going with this, but OK, run with it. :)

I'd stab shrubfest.

and play around with her blood

bludfest

I'd deposit my seed into her vagina!

:lol

I'd cut a hole in her throat and then fuck it till my cum shoots out her talk hole and lands back on her face.

sometimes i forget that we have people living close to us now and there's a large window in the front of the house and these near-neighbors have a tendency to do things outside at night and i have a tendency to walk around naked

and i mean i'm conditioned not to look in windows but man if somebody's looking across the street they may just bear witness to my dick flopping around as i walk to the kitchen to get a cider

but i guess there's a 25% chance if they're seeing skin in one of our windows it'll be a pair of tits, but whatever.

are they willing to risk it?!

i'm all in favor of shitcanning it. i was hoping people would use it to get rep for people who spend effort on the board (like kitsa's threads), but instead people have just been +1ing and -1ing their most and least favorite people every day.

>:[
-1 chojin
reason: he hate pickle

I rep people that are funny. Certain people are just funnier to me, so they tend to get more pickles.

Why would I give Kitsa pickles just because she spends effort on her threads? If I wanted to read articles about random flea market shit, I'd go to the main i-mock site. If I wanted to read about the sorts of injuries Kitsa acquires...well, why would I do that? I can just watch this:



Edit: It's even better if you imagine that he's chasing down a neighbor who played loud music or parked too close to his car, or something like that.

Yeah, I 1up comedy and I don't 1down threads that I don't care about, but I do 1down people I hate because god damit, I HATE THEM. I guess we can go the Zug route were EVERY POST DESERVES A THAT A BOY AND PEOPLE CAN'T FAIL FOR BEING IDIOTS. Typing the reason why Babs sucks every time is not worth the effort.

wait like bababaliaty pancake??? he's still around?

I do my best to scare him off.

^^^

Read this Mods

When we kowtow to whiny bitchery complaining about the pickle system on a site called i-mockery because they feel *gasp* the pickles are a way to mock them, then we become no better than the weaker 'humor forums' that we often mock. The Zug forums are a fine example of that and I wholeheartedly agree with Tadao's above statement. I come here because this is not like all the other 'mod shield us from the big scary internet' forums

The whole problem is that when people like me and Pent joined or re-joined, RoG had just implemented a more welcoming atmosphere and got tired of harassing people on the internet. All things considered, we get away with a lot of shit.

I like to think this is the last American bastion of meanness.

I feel like its more of a DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE! attitude now.

It really is pretty fucking pathetic when people go crying to the mods. Especially at what is ostensibly a site where, if the name is any indication, mocking occasionally occurs.

you guys can dress it up any way you like, but this is far less of a civil rights issue and far more of an abuse of the system. the point of the rep system is to give an indication of which posters are good and bad, and to reward or punish them accordingly, as well as to give them feedback as to what they're doing. 5 red pickles should mean "this guy sucks", not "tadao and zomboid really really think this guy sucks." leaving no feedback or stupid feedback also defeats a core purpose of the system.

so again, i recommend we just remove it, because this forum isn't really designed to cater to adults and no one here acts like one anyway.

People are free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that a +30 or -30 karma/rep/zugs/barnstars is an accurate measure of what someone is like to someone new - whom is, by the way, the only type of person that this is targeted toward, from what I've seen.

Every new website or forum I go to, if you've got a massive amount of negative rep, you're the asshole everyone hates. If you've got a massive amount of positive rep, you're the asshole everyone else seems to love. And the middle ground is irrelevant because they're not gonna get any attention compared to the larger numbers, if numbers are all there is to garner attention.

Moreover, even though that you guys don't (and should not) defer to us for final say in such a matter, I think it was extremely telling considering what happened during the ZuggaZugga debacle just how much we wanted something like this, if not how much it would ruthlessly be abused.

Of course, I could just be terribly jaded and just chalk it up to my hatred of arbitrary numeration and false competition. If I took the time to down-rate every bad joke, every terrible point, every stupid contribution, then there would be a lot more red pickles. Believe me, I have seething hatred for some people on here, and if it looks like I'm joking, I'm not. It'd be best not to have any red pickles at all, like the internet training wheels this system seems to be in place for.

I have to admit, I thought it was just an elaborate way to dump on Pram Maven, which I don't have any problem with.

there was that, too

This discussion probably belongs in the "pickle rep system" thread but whatever.

As an adult (at least by age, if not by attitude) who posts in this forum, I have also used the pickle system for rewarding posts that I consider extremely funny or clever. I used negative rep sparingly, and only for posts that I felt were either inappropriate, or borderline offensive. I think I once red pickled someone in a tongue-in-cheek sarcastic fashion, but that was telegraphed.

I neither like nor dislike the system, but I do have a concern that it becomes too much of a "you're all awesome" kind of zugworthy reputation rating style.

The opinions expressed in the above post are my own, they are neither sanctioned by, nor representative of the opinions of the board owners or moderators. Your mileage may vary.

people abusing the system in order to make someone else miserable, I wonder where we learned that from :rolleyes

CHOJIN IS JUST MAD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL SET OF PICKLES YET :rolleyes

ONLY THE RUDEST DUDES HAVE A FULL SET

"SORRY YOU KIDS ARE JUST HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS PICKLES THING, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE GREEN PICKLED MY FITNESS THREAD MORE AND THEN WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE THIS TALK RIGHT NOW."

At least with the pickle system removed we can look forward to a lot more thread derailments when people have to tell Babs or Nick they suck a million times instead of just red pickling them and moving on.

i may neeed to hang up my hat, SAM

I need to say braw more and talk about banging chicks.

take more pictures of yourself and pictures of you looking at yourself

I think whether it stays or goes the pickle system did reveal a few things about poster 'popularity' or 'acceptance' if you will that I was unaware of on the whole. Some peoples' posts were more loved than I thought they were, while there were some people who I thought would shoot straight to full pickles who instead got stuck in a quagmire of mediocrity.

All in all, stay or go it was/is interesting

I don't think that any of us were floored by who liked or hated us. I doubt we'll start giving a shit about that one way or another, but the feedback was interesting sometimes, I agree.

guys with their hatred for cheeseburgers i think we all knew this was coming

NOT ME! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALL ACT LIKE A GROWN UP, YOU KNOW, THE WAY CHOJIN DOES!

Whatever abuses the pickle system may allow, I think it makes up for by being a great way to casually comment on someone else's posts. When someone says something clever I often don't give them the compliment they deserve because I don't want the majority of my posts being 'hehe' or ':lol'.

THE NEXT THING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM US IS TADAO, HE'S ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAINED ABOUT! :eek

Say goodnight, Gracie.

sam you need to stop being so funny

its out of hand

I JUST BLINDLY RED PICKLED SAM! I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE!

:(

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED MY HONNNNOOORRRRRRRRRRR

I always use the pickle system to make small comments of approval that would just flood the board with mediocre posts usually. Unlike this post which has been given a class A rating. If I talked about how much I'd like to see kitsa talk about banging chicks, then it may move to class S, which is somehow better according to japanese people.

At first, I was a little interested in seeing if I got pickles, but then I realized that as long as no one was giving me negative rep all the time, it didn't matter. Now I can go either way; if it stays, I'm fine. If we get rid of it, that's fine too.

I don't even remember who you are!

He is The Almighty Lord Sappington. Lord of tjhe Saps. Pronouncer of the Misproundence. Spellerd of the Spelled Wrong.

Plus like two other things possiblu..

Plusser of the I'm drunks.

The dude who likes 11-year-old SuicideGirls, oh yeah

Hi LordSappington, elx has a crush on you! tee hee

ELX, are you still my Wifey?

She smells like cotton candy and homework.

I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGA

BUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WIT NO BROKE NIGGA

People on this forum write I-mockery fan fiction, and they have little meetings where they argue about who is their waifu.

I was shocked when I "realized" the pickle system was not a joke designed to be abused

since then it's pretty much just been funny to see the messages posted alongside them

what in the fuck is a waifu, thats the second time ive seen that used

Like that time you ated that girls pussy

and the time elx and I got married over meteorites

Cuz I'm the life of the party

I like to think I'm the token forum member that is mostly tolerable.
Also, I'd like to apologize for my emo bullshit phase. :(

You're the token forum member who shows up to post a mild comment on a random thread every 10 days.

ur really good at tf2 and you're a future pedophile

Sorry. I haven't read past this yet, but Sam DRILLED IT (reeeeal good).

Also, I was totally unaware that I "liked" I-Mock on Facebook until earlier today. It wedged itself in between hicks with country lyrics and stuff that I have a passive interest in.

Dare to be great, Sappy.

i think it's anime fag talk for "wife"

It's when you like electric people

HAPPY HANUKKAH MARV!

Wow, I feel insecure as shit about my self control as it is but this weekend was just the WORST. A Borders store going out of business followed by a CD store doing a one day only $1 sidewalk deal, and they actually had a decent amount of stuff. If you want to picture it, just imagine a grown man yelling and screaming in his own car after buying ten books for around 40 bucks, then sobbing and screaming after buying thirteen CD's the next day. And I'm still not over it.

YES :D


:beetlejuice

also I haven't given anybody a pickle because I can't figure out how to :(

so my roommate is like this french chick who spent like her entire life living in a boarding school, and so she's super hilarious and unfortunately naive in this environment. I just taught her how to use a dishwasher the other morning -- I come home, there's a spoon, a wine glass, three kitchen rags and a sponge going through the heavy rinse cycle.


I tried explaining to her that we're not supposed to wash those things, but even I didn't understand why not.

click on this above the post you want to give pickles for

i washed sponges all the time in the dishwasher. Keeps em fresh.

id be more concerned about her wasting water for five items ;/

You mean "I DO". And it's "Betelgeuse".

<3

My only red pickle is from Pentagarn for when I half assed attempted to justify red pickling him. So I could green pickle Willie more.

Haha, I'm all over the place.

You're a knock-around guy, a free wheeling spirit that doesn't play by the rules

A child molester.

Guys why is a vagina less than half an inch a way from a butthole

Retarded

because good things come in clusters

Not a good thing for the lady if your junk falls out and you stick it in the wrong one. Just saying, it happens and you get major shit for it afterwards.

Lo, for God madeth woman to be tempting not on the will of need, but of seduction.

you get in major shit during, you get in major shit afterwards

sadtrombone.wav

I get high fives from it.

Then you found yourself a keeper. Or a porn star.

buttholes

why are buttholes by balls

why do we ever have to poop

I think the omnipresence of porn has really changed the sexual norm. I have a friend who's an OB surgical nurse, and she said that even 9 months pregnant she sees more women shaved than hairy.

:classydiscussion

The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.

are you talking about pram maven the child molester from portland oregon that produces music and claymation

i see alot of shaved varinas but not enough shaved buttholes :(

more like buttlols :)

Oh man, this is just too funny.

And I get in trouble for red pickling this sad fag?

:rolleyes

I'm just a dumb faggot for sure. Eveyone, lets just agree on that.