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SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:52 AM

re3 was shitty with that beast you couldnt kill

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:53 AM

I actually only bought RE4 for the first time a few weeks ago. I had previously rented it and beaten it on the second time, but I had to OWN it, you know?

So anyway, I'm playing through Pro mode and having a fuck of a time (thanks in part to the Halo 2 soundtrack, which fits the game, like, really well), but then I get to the part where you're trapped in the cabin with Luis and a bunch of jerks are coming in through the windows, and you basically just have to survive until they fuck off, and I totally keep getting my ass handed to me. I'm usually fine until I go upstairs to lure them onto the staircase so I can grenade all of them to pieces, and after that they bust out the ladders and overwhelm me. :(

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:55 AM

you should go back to playing zelda

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:56 AM

You should go back to sucking maddox's dick

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:57 AM

Do you push the bookcases in front of the windows and doors when you play that part? It gives you some extra time to grab all the loot.

Otherwise get a better gun :lol

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:57 AM

really, is that why you were a moderater and #1 poster on one of his forums lol lol awesome

Yggdrasill Feb 1st, 2007 11:58 AM

Well it wasn't really an exchange of videogames for sex it just put em in the mood I guess... see this chick was getting all naked in my room afterward and I was all, 'oh shit', because she was drunk.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 464878)
Otherwise get a better gun :lol

That's probably my problem, I've refrained from upgrading my shit for some reason

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:01 PM

oh yeah nothing like a good round of tetris to get em in the mood aye

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:02 PM

Jesus christ, you just don't fucking get it, do you?

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:02 PM

I'm glad they even kept RE3's typos in the GC version

"A well maintained contro room."

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:03 PM

I think they even kept the original's typos in the remake. I'd go look, but I lost my copy a few weeks ago. :(

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:04 PM

thats one thing that brought re down. the lazy dialogue

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:04 PM

Man what the hell is up with profile pics being thumbnailed

I want mine BIG AS FUCK :<

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:18 PM

What the helling fuck, why is our forum advertisment Jonathan Clement all of a sudden


Edit:
Seriously, this is the kind of fucking shit Clement would play

wtf >:

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:19 PM

whinge whinge whinge *throws the meds*

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:20 PM

Whatcha mean son

Grislygus Feb 1st, 2007 12:22 PM

Guys, I'm all jealous because Kahljorn, Mr. Adventure, and Fathom Zero are all in a supersecret plus club and I'm not invited.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:26 PM

I'm in the plus club!

kahljorn Feb 1st, 2007 12:29 PM

it's so secret i have no idea what you're talking about :O

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:30 PM

I think I am too

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:31 PM

PS: The people with plusses by their names are people in your buddy list, fags

kahljorn Feb 1st, 2007 12:38 PM

whatever like i didnt know that :rolleyes im the guy with the answers.

maybe i should add some people to my buddylist.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:40 PM

awesome. will you be my friend

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:45 PM

i didn't know that :(

what's the buddy list even do?

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:47 PM

woah what the fuck my screen is broken

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:47 PM

did it happen to you too?

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 12:48 PM

I think mine is to it's all squished

Mockery Feb 1st, 2007 12:48 PM

The programmer is apparently working on it right now. Working on breaking it that is. :lol2

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:49 PM

back to normal

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:49 PM

because somebody didn't know how to put the banner on a different line :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:49 PM

The buddy list makes it so you feel more liked than you actually are. It's more for show than anything

sadie Feb 1st, 2007 12:50 PM

yah. that was trippy.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:51 PM

I didn't see it :(

Mockery Feb 1st, 2007 12:53 PM

here we go again :lol2

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 12:53 PM

gw you missed out it was craaazy

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:53 PM

im hallucinating at 4 in the morning

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:53 PM

OH GOD MY HEAD

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:54 PM

what the hell, I still don't get it

you guys are nuts :rolleyes

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 12:54 PM

EUGH I was in the middle of a comedown YOU BASTARDS

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 12:55 PM

he's too busy looking at furries to notice

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:56 PM

Hey, fuck you dickweed, Foster's is totally not furry

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 12:57 PM

how do you explain THIS

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:01 PM

oh sh*t :(

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 01:17 PM

mygirlfriend lieks adventure quest

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 01:18 PM

was that reply too late to be cool

fuck

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:26 PM

You mean the one who's house you can't get to

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 01:28 PM

i can get to her house it's just that i don't want to drive in these snowy conditions my car is a front wheel drive toyota mini suv does that sound like it is very safe

ps - its tires need to be rotated :/

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:52 PM

Someone get AChimp to come to the fourms and fight Skatermonkey

I'd totally pay to see that

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 01:54 PM

youd pay to watch animals? yeh i know (hornyu bastard)

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:02 PM

This message is hidden because SKATERMONKEY is on your ignore list.

It works, guys!

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:03 PM

i drank too much coffee this morning and my tummy is TORE UP :x

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:04 PM

plus i was cleaning my room earlier and there was a cup of milk, and when i turned it upside down nothing spilled out :x

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:04 PM

i hate coffee for that exact reason i mean 1 cup somtimes will make mine hurt :( frozen fruit smoothie with fresh bananas & orange juice is my favorite morning drink :)

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:05 PM

or ice water

i never drink milk dude.. nasty

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:06 PM

was it frozen

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:07 PM

i love coffee, it tastes gooooodd. but this morning i was real sleepy, so i chugged down 3 cups and that wasn't a good idea AT ALL ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:08 PM

For you fags who can't keep a real cup of coffee down I reccomend putting hot cocoa mix into it

it's pretty good :<

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:08 PM

it's only good if it has cream & hella sugar

plus i don't think hot drinks are good for your eyeballs

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:08 PM

sk8rmonkey i think i might ignore you too unless you change your ways right this second!

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:09 PM

yeah i put lots of cream and sugar in mine, black is gross :x

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:09 PM

p.s. GW i have no problem with you whatsoever even if you are a boy, you're cool in my book ;o

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:09 PM

change my what?

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:10 PM

i think everyone else has him ignored so your posts are like useless to me because i can't even see his

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:11 PM

yeah thats why i said i won't use the ignore feature, it just makes things confusing :x

BUT I'M MAKING AN EXCEPTION

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:12 PM

im special!

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:14 PM

i think if everyone just keeps ignoring him it won't be a problem

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:15 PM

ha ha, I love this thread now soley for the fact that he's so angry at our Amish style punishment :<

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:16 PM

what won't be a problem? I bet gw is jerking right now everyone is following what he said lol

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:16 PM

is he :( i don't know if he's angry or not because i can't see him :)

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:17 PM

yeh im so angry grrr

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:18 PM

he said something about me jerking off because everyone was following my lead

or something :<

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 02:19 PM

Oh man now I'm confused and I haven't even blocked anyone ;<

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:20 PM



You know that weed can really ease your mind
Everytime I smoke a reefer that indo high makes me fly
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind,
the world could be a better place
If everybody took a break and we all just got wasted

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:20 PM

BONETHUGS :NEVA4GET

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 465001)
Oh man now I'm confused and I haven't even blocked anyone ;<

Trust me, blocking skatermonkey will improve your I-Mock experience tenfold

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:21 PM

so am i

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:22 PM

There's this hilarious thing I can do on these boards where I can set someone to be ignored by everyone else on the forum, without the 'you can't see this post because...' message.

It's like an INCOGNITO BAN which I had mentioned before would be awesome if I could do :<

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:22 PM

yes everyone you must listen to guitar woman. i mean ive just been running amok in these forums

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:22 PM

how can somone reply so much to people who can't even see them :lol it is funny like a horse & a carrot :o

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:23 PM

Guys I think Seven Force is back :<

Moobs Feb 1st, 2007 02:23 PM

haha that would be awesome.

Oh and yeah ignoring him has worked, like a paracetemol :)

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:25 PM

I REMEMBA BEIN A LIL THUG, WEEDD, DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT WAS
THEN I TOOK A PUFF AND REALIZED I SHOULD ALWAYS STAY HIIIGGH

THE WEED, THE WEED, MAKES ME FEEL AAALRIGHT
IF YA FEEL LIKE I FEEEL, I GOT HALF ON YO DIME

IF YA GOT WEED SMOKE IT, IMA REAL WEED SMOKA
IF ITS MINE, THEN I WOULD
SINCE ITS YOS, YOU COULD, YOU SHOULD

IF I AINT THERE WHEN YA BLAZE A BLUNT NIGGA HUH
PLEASE THINK OF ME
CAUZE YA KNOW A NIGGA LOVE TO GET HIGH
HIGH AND FREEE

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:29 PM

I haven't ignored you, skatermonkey!

Though that's largely because I don't think I can

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:31 PM

Oh man, that incognito ban thing would suck for the person getting it

It'd be all like that one movie, where the guy is dead but doesn't know it and nobody can see or hear him and he can't figure out why :<

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:32 PM

what the fuck

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:35 PM

Did you know Jeanette has aspberger's too, maybe you girls could hook up

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:38 PM

You smelt the iron in the furnace. You Retrieve an iron bar.
 
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
Your ring of forging has melted.

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 465009)
Guys I think Seven Force is black :<

Fixed. :rolleyes

It's also how I like my coffee. ;(


Seriously, I drink ten mugs of black coffee a day, but yesterday I didn't drink any & I had hell of stomach cramps.


I was all saying to my self that as soon as this nastyass pain stops I'm going to tell the internet about it. I was saying that when I wasn't whimpering like a baby.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:39 PM

Seven Force is one of like three people in the history of this forum that I genuinely dislike.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 465019)
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
Your ring of forging has melted.

Oh man what server do you play on

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 02:40 PM

GUYS WE ARE TWO PEOPLE ONLINE AWAY FROM A NEW I-MOCKERY RECORD TELL YOUR FRIENDS :EEK

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:41 PM

the fastest one

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:42 PM

am I one of the other two people?

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:42 PM

So wait, how come you don't like seven force again?

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:43 PM

who is seven force

liquidstatik Feb 1st, 2007 02:43 PM

what game is that noob? ;o

Pub Lover Feb 1st, 2007 02:43 PM

Seven Force is like an immature version of me. :x

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:45 PM

I'M TRAPPED IN A TANGELED WEB OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:45 PM

RUNESCAPE :lol


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