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noob3 Jul 3rd, 2007 03:21 AM

even Force says:
whats new with you?
okay! says:
nothing
Seven Force says:
ahhh
Seven Force says:
I have a new phone
Seven Force says:
thats about the highlight of my day
okay! says:
wanna have phone sex
Seven Force says:
idk
okay! says:
it's easy
okay! says:
just stick the phone up your ass
Seven Force says:
gee thanks

FartinMowler Jul 3rd, 2007 05:23 AM

If you stuck a pay phone up your ass you would get aids :\

Womti Jul 4th, 2007 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MockMeAmadeus (Post 495172)
So, you want to live FOREVER?:eek


I would sure like to ;)

Womti Jul 4th, 2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 495386)
my di*k hurtz



ypou arent funny

MockMeAmadeus Jul 4th, 2007 11:52 AM

He can't be, his di*k hurtz. I once tried to be funny, but my di*k started to hurt and that was that.

MattJack Jul 4th, 2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 495549)
ypou arent funny

I'm sorry, Sunshine.

I will try to be a more funnier person jus fer youuuuu.

Red Machine D Jul 5th, 2007 09:10 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

MockMeAmadeus Jul 5th, 2007 09:39 AM

General Blabber:\

MockMeAmadeus Jul 5th, 2007 09:45 AM

Sorry for the interlope, but how serious is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS in Russia? Seems like you guys have a hell of a lot of 'A's in your aids. Must be more dangerous then? Good.

GADZOOKS Jul 5th, 2007 10:19 PM

Can you find your own thread MockMeAmadaus?

Really, I don't mind you, BUT SHUT UP!

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2007 01:54 PM

I melted the palm of my hand. :\

HickMan Jul 6th, 2007 01:57 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=263

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2007 03:10 PM

Fuck this hurts. :(

Angryhydralisk Jul 6th, 2007 09:19 PM

Okay, 070707! What's the game plan!? ARRRRR!

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2007 09:26 PM

I'm gonna deposit some money, hang out with mah buddies, and not go to work.

Angryhydralisk Jul 6th, 2007 09:27 PM

Me too!

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2007 09:45 PM

What a coincidence!

We're like bros!

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 7th, 2007 02:58 AM

What the fuck.

http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/mormon/underwear/

Honest to Christ what is wrong with the world. :(

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2007 03:35 AM

You for starters

Womti Jul 9th, 2007 03:02 PM

hey what happened to MR. DANNY TATOM?

Womti Jul 9th, 2007 03:25 PM

Fred Thompson

Esuohlim Jul 9th, 2007 05:30 PM

He found Jesus and then gave up Jesus

Rongi Jul 9th, 2007 06:06 PM

he smoked crack HE IS BAD

ArrowX Jul 9th, 2007 06:12 PM

Max Holocaust

Sacks Jul 9th, 2007 09:41 PM

Capt. Dickinthepants.

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2007 09:51 PM

He's on myspace. What a looooooser.

Womti Jul 10th, 2007 09:21 AM

hey I smoked crack :\

ArrowX Jul 10th, 2007 06:10 PM

Arthur Apartheid

Chet Ironcock

GADZOOKS Jul 10th, 2007 10:57 PM

You should smoke some more.

MarioRPG Jul 11th, 2007 11:54 AM

You should also try Ginseng intravenously.

MattJack Jul 11th, 2007 02:22 PM

REAL MAGIK


Fathom Zero Jul 11th, 2007 07:04 PM



REALER MAGIK

MattJack Jul 11th, 2007 07:37 PM

I don't see any apple pies >:

FartinMowler Jul 11th, 2007 07:58 PM

I think I'm going to vanish from this lame ass site soon :\ but not before I try and sell something :lol am I right Mr. Mockery?

MattJack Jul 11th, 2007 09:07 PM

hokus pokus mother bitch

MattJack Jul 11th, 2007 09:08 PM

abruh kadabruh, bruh

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2007 12:52 AM

abrakadabra, holmes.

Fathom Zero Jul 12th, 2007 01:17 AM

I made Chong mad. Wooo.

GADZOOKS Jul 12th, 2007 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 496209)
I think I'm going to vanish from this lame ass site soon :\ but not before I try and sell something :lol am I right Mr. Mockery?

Have fun at Daphne's board! See you in two months.

FartinMowler Jul 12th, 2007 07:23 AM

Quote:

Have fun at Daphne's board! See you in two months.
I'd rather read Fark than bore myself on her site.

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2007 12:53 PM

hasn't stopped you before!

FartinMowler Jul 13th, 2007 02:32 PM

I like Mac he's cool, but the rest of them can go to hell :lol

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2007 09:20 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5851

:lol

Chojin Jul 13th, 2007 10:11 PM

hi guys! how is i-mockery doing!

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2007 10:13 PM

Dying without your embrace, I'm sure.

Chojin Jul 13th, 2007 10:23 PM

Your avatar makes me think that you're being disingenuous!

Fathom Zero Jul 13th, 2007 10:28 PM

Now how could you ever say a thing like that? I have a trustworthy face.

Cosmo Electrolux Jul 14th, 2007 01:36 PM

Sparticus Manwhore
Pat McCrotch
Stone Phillips
Rock cunthammer

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2007 02:04 PM

Mariusz Pudzianowski

Misdemonar Jul 14th, 2007 03:25 PM

chokin we are doing fine thank you very much

Chojin Jul 14th, 2007 05:57 PM

Guys look! I hang out around youtube these days!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=efQMca6RpjI

FartinMowler Jul 14th, 2007 06:27 PM

I've always been proud of you Eric and you mother says hello :\

Chojin Jul 14th, 2007 06:35 PM

Fartin, no! Not just nubile young women on internet forums, but mothers, too?

ArrowX Jul 14th, 2007 08:03 PM

Alexi Annihilation

Gregor Gaschamber

Jerry Jewstomper

Marty Abrams

Rolf Quartz

FartinMowler Jul 14th, 2007 08:29 PM

I couldn't even write you're mother :\ I think I need Perndog to help me with drunken grammar.

Yggdrasill Jul 15th, 2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 496494)
Guys look! I hang out around youtube these days!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=efQMca6RpjI

I started posting here again and noticed you seemed to have dissapeared. IT SUCKED

Chojin Jul 15th, 2007 04:26 PM

I'll try to hang out more often if you guys promise to not bore me :<

Perndog Jul 15th, 2007 05:38 PM

Fartin, I'm disappointed in you're drunken grammar. Your not my friend anymore.

Fathom Zero Jul 16th, 2007 02:57 AM

Cadence is a good movie.

MarioRPG Jul 16th, 2007 04:26 PM

I'm going to Quebec guys!

ArrowX Jul 16th, 2007 09:40 PM

Why would you go to Quebec? I prey tell.

Noodles Jul 17th, 2007 02:11 PM

Moose...duh T_T

Rongi Jul 17th, 2007 03:30 PM

would you rather be raped by a silverback gorilla or a grizzly bear?

Noodles Jul 17th, 2007 04:43 PM

Where?

Chojin Jul 17th, 2007 06:03 PM

I HAVE KILLED YOUR POSTCOUNTS.

THIS IS BUT ONE PART OF THE REVOLUTION.

Rongi Jul 17th, 2007 06:08 PM

i can still see it in my public profile >:

Chojin Jul 17th, 2007 06:09 PM

well yeah, i was just settings things back to E-Z-BAWD style.

Rongi Jul 17th, 2007 06:25 PM

i miss e-z bord :(

that's when everything was new and exciting to me. before i became a jaded and bitter poster >:

MarioRPG Jul 17th, 2007 08:37 PM

Ez boards take me back to when I was only mildly annoying.

Yggdrasill Jul 17th, 2007 10:02 PM

Oh my!

Noodles Jul 18th, 2007 02:52 PM

Quite...

Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2007 03:51 PM

Great, now how will I be respected around here

Rongi Jul 18th, 2007 04:35 PM

milhouse were you on ez-board?

Esuohlim Jul 18th, 2007 08:33 PM

Yeah but only as a non-registered :(

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2007 11:16 PM

more like easy broad

Esuohlim Jul 19th, 2007 12:36 AM

Does somebody want to fill me in on why 10:00pm Wednesdays, a slot that for the last 10 years has been reserved for South Park, now features L'il Bush >:

Esuohlim Jul 19th, 2007 12:44 AM

Comedy Central changing things around, make a nigga angry

ArrowX Jul 19th, 2007 12:53 AM

I miss the non square buttons. And the need to type my [b]/[b] I don't dig this high tech tool bar shit.

MarioRPG Jul 19th, 2007 11:36 AM

Ah geez. Change is good just settle :/

Noodles Jul 19th, 2007 03:40 PM

Change brought us terrorism :(

MarioRPG Jul 19th, 2007 05:51 PM

No, you silly goose, change brought you safety.

Noodles Jul 19th, 2007 08:13 PM

Out with the old in with the new psycho killer robots.

(I saw a movie at blockbuster called transmorphers...sounds quite familier) :(

Noodles Jul 19th, 2007 08:14 PM

Havent you seen any future movies! When we get something that is revolutionary it tries to kill us...AMERICA PREVAILS!!!

Noodles Jul 19th, 2007 08:40 PM

Oh no no more reply numbers!!! WORLD IS AT AN END!!!

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 19th, 2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 496893)
Does somebody want to fill me in on why 10:00pm Wednesdays, a slot that for the last 10 years has been reserved for South Park, now features L'il Bush >:

L'il Bush sucks.

Noodles Jul 19th, 2007 09:34 PM

not as much as you do though

Esuohlim Jul 19th, 2007 10:53 PM

My county has just finished installing the free wireless broadband network that they've been working on for two years. I have fast internet again now so no one ruin my day ok

Seven Force Jul 20th, 2007 03:10 AM

ITS THREE AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

Noodles Jul 20th, 2007 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 497014)
My county has just finished installing the free wireless broadband network that they've been working on for two years. I have fast internet again now so no one ruin my day ok


RUINED!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 497025)
ITS THREE AM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

Being raped by the ice cream man outside...they love the ice cream man!

FartinMowler Jul 20th, 2007 09:14 AM

Black Wasp attacked my arm and stung me a dozen times :\ It swelled up and I didn't sleep for most of the night.


ArrowX Jul 20th, 2007 12:51 PM

black wasps are dicks

MarioRPG Jul 20th, 2007 03:12 PM

Bye guys! I'm going camping in Quebec. See you in two weeks.

Noodles Jul 20th, 2007 04:14 PM

Shoot the moose!

executioneer Jul 20th, 2007 10:05 PM

take some benadryl fartin!

MetalMilitia Jul 21st, 2007 08:47 AM

Hey I don't know if anyone noticed but I haven't posted in ages (kidding, I know you all noticed- I'm great that way).

Anyway I moved house and BT are taking ages to put in a phone line, they're not so great that way. With any luck they should do it in a week or so. I just hope they don't find out I don't have any money to pay them right now, so keep it under your hats ok?

So what's been going on? Nothing I assume?

executioneer Jul 21st, 2007 05:20 PM

see you later, faggots

i'm done

MattJack Jul 21st, 2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 497217)
see you later, faggots

i'm done

Why does God always take the good ones :(

Noodles Jul 21st, 2007 08:17 PM

Because gods a dick.

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2007 06:30 AM

password is now n*ggerfaggots, have fun kids

FartinMowler Jul 22nd, 2007 09:17 AM

i think Willie might really be gone : (


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