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liquidstatik Aug 26th, 2007 05:24 PM

guys i've been watchin a whole lot of Home Movies, it's a pretty funny show :O

Yggdrasill Aug 26th, 2007 07:41 PM

I love that show

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2007 10:13 PM

It reminds me of this science show I would watch on Saturday mornings, like Science Court or something like that.

Sacks Aug 27th, 2007 08:59 AM

Do you guys know what those bugs are called that always end up on their backs and pop up into the air making an annoying sound for hours and hours until you find them and destroy them?

Perndog Aug 27th, 2007 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 502410)
So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.

The old Rasta guide at Bob Marley's tomb coughed his head off after a couple of tokes (he rolled a spliff while he was showing us around). He said "you're not smoking til you're choking." Everyone coughs. >:

Sacks Aug 27th, 2007 11:24 AM

Isn't coughing supposed to make it work better/faster?

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 01:14 PM

I don't cough everytime i smoke, but if I take a huge bong hit, there's no waaaaaaaayy i'm not caughin ;o

Rongi Aug 27th, 2007 02:05 PM

I dont smoke anymore because my lady-friend dont like it :(

liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 02:25 PM

what a bitch :[

GADZOOKS Aug 27th, 2007 06:01 PM

I don't smoke pot. It's illegal and costs money. Big whup!

Also, Owen Wilson attempted suicide because he was caught coughing on weed. How embarrassing.


Rongi Aug 27th, 2007 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502603)
what a bitch :[

She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out

arg_zombies Aug 27th, 2007 07:46 PM


liquidstatik Aug 27th, 2007 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 502612)
She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out


Sam Aug 27th, 2007 11:47 PM





Matt Harty Aug 28th, 2007 12:25 AM

hey am i allowed in here i have a bk kids club card

Sam Aug 28th, 2007 01:34 AM

I dunno man, can you draw Kid Vid?

GADZOOKS Aug 28th, 2007 09:47 AM

Just want to let you all know that like Michael Vick I found God yesterday and won't be swearing anymore when posting here!

Emu Aug 28th, 2007 01:31 PM

His apology address was hilarious. He only regrets it because he got caught.

Misdemonar Aug 28th, 2007 04:06 PM

Hahha school is for fools

noob3 Aug 28th, 2007 04:46 PM

i think coughing increases the blood flow to/from your lungs making the weed like, unleash it's turbo boosters or something

or v-tech kicks in

something like that

liquidstatik Aug 28th, 2007 06:24 PM


GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:09 AM

Since I have already CALMLY explained to guitar woman why SOME PEOPLE (including myself,) are annoyed by him (off-topic posting, you too Fathom Zero but not as much), I thought maybe it would be appropriate to explain to another poster here why they are annoying, ZeldasBiggestFan! I would post this in Mock Wars because that was the initial purpose of the board but that is now closed because of stupidity! If moderators feel this should be moved to a more appropriate area, please do! I would appreciate it!

I'm going to try to talk like a grown-up to Zelda. If his posts are any indication not a lot of people do that for him (or he doesn't listen to them because his teenage instincts are to object authoritarians at all times, MTV sucks, dudez). Take notes.

SECTION 1: Zelda's Thread-making habits - the eternal struggle

Your most annoying habit is making threads for little bullshit. You haven't in the past but it is becoming more apparently recently.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 500935)


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 501149)

That's where he is! It's also got some shit about Korn too, but I skipped that part.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 498153)
Came out tuesday. Rented it. It was good but it just isn't as funny as Shaun of the Dead was.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 498681)

and so on. You seem to like to use this message board to "break news" and provide links. Sometimes you are 3 years behind but the main problem is that all you do is provide links. There are sites for that. They are called Digg.com and FARK. If you don't have at the very least a good well-thought paragraph on the subject you want to discuss, then the subject is probably not worth discussing. (In fact, I think a good idea for the new forums would be a "Little Crap" thread for news articles and links that really are not worth their own thread. Would this be a good idea?)

SECTION II: Chicken Soup for the Message Board: The Legend Begins


Dude that was funny as fuck.

You have no room to talk you cum gargling twat. With all the fucking coke you snorted Im surprised your whore ass can move your fingers to type, let alone stand at a street corner, which I bet you...
Your other problem is that you talk like a teenager. I know YOU ARE ONE but you have to understand that a good amount of our posters are past the legal drinking age. And for all his faults, Guitar Woman doesn't even talk like that. Look at other posters your age like Fathom Zero. See how articulate they are posting and how not every word out of their mouth is "fuck", "shit", and "cocksucker". Also, using words like "pwn" and "sweet" only make your youth more apparent. I know you feel you are pushed to this but you have to realize that you are the catalyst of the aggression. I know this garbage flies in high school but this isn't High School. THIS IS ALSO NOT THE MOVIE CLERKS, CASINO, OR THE TELEVISION SERIES "DEADWOOD"! You don't have to make yourself out to be a tough guy on the internet (like bragging about you having a gun and not coughing when smoking weed). Being an internet tough guy is so 1999, it's ridiculous.

My suggestion for you: Take a good long break from the forums. Concentrate on school and get all your teen angst out. You only get one childhood and you should celebrate your youth as long as you can (I know I did when I was your age!). Then when you feel like you can provide and contribute interesting points of discussion to the board, by all means come back. Right now, all you are doing is aggravating people to attack you (who in turn aggravate the moderators). I know your initial response to this will be that I'm a "creep" and that I "do research on you", but you should understand that your annoyances are almost universal for teenaged boys on the internet these day. If I can set an example of you, then maybe I won't have to set an example for "PaintballMasta69" or "BigGlen420". I don't understand why you would want to post somewhere where a good majority hate you. Think "What would Willie Mobbs Do?".

If there is anything I missed let me know! It should be helpful to him!

GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:18 AM

Also, if this is you.


Originally Posted by zeldasbiggesttam
people wil lthink i am a chartacter but its really so i can make fun of myself for cool points isnt that so funny?

play a long this will be an adventure

Don't continue this. This is probably the worse idea you can have at a time like this. RECONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS AS A HUMAN BEING.

noob3 Aug 29th, 2007 12:25 AM

gadzooks do you have internet hemeroids

GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:26 AM

Yeah! And it looks like a caveman!

zeldasbiggesttam Aug 29th, 2007 12:27 AM

after reconsidering my options, i think gadzooks needs a life :lol

GADZOOKS Aug 29th, 2007 12:31 AM

Tell me, what is your life other then watching Kevin Smith movies and playing a Link To The Past. I'm under the impression the rest of the time is spent on the internet and being a target for BB Guns.

Unless this is someone elses character! Then you got me, man! You pretended to be someone else on the internet and I couldn't figure it out!

DaxF Aug 29th, 2007 12:39 AM


Guitar Woman Aug 29th, 2007 12:41 AM

If ZBF grew up, the forums wouldn't be as funny. Half my laughs around here these days come from that guy's INTERNET RAGE.

MrAdventure Aug 29th, 2007 01:28 AM

or maybe let's do one better

i propose a plan to turn him into a cave baby

gadzooks will adopt him and raise him like he should have been raised

come back in fifteen years and he'll be posting as "dad's biggest fan" instead of zelda's, but what's more he'll treat this place like a gentleman and not gameffaqs with no rule against swearing

or he could take a minute to step back, look inside himself and realize that he gets treated the way he does for a few reasons

or hey why not follow guitar man's words of wisdom and make sure we keep our daily dose of teen angst around because oh wait that's all over the goddamn internet and we dont really need another source of it

zeldasbiggesttam Aug 29th, 2007 01:34 AM

what could gadzooks figure out :rolleyes

that guy could not find his way out of a man sized paper bag!

Guitar Woman Aug 29th, 2007 01:40 AM

I don't go to the rest of the internet, guys. It's funny to me.

DaxF Aug 29th, 2007 01:41 AM

hey guys check out this:


hey guys

zeldasbiggesttam Aug 29th, 2007 01:42 AM

why dont you check out the exit

Perndog Aug 29th, 2007 08:09 AM

Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

FartinMowler Aug 29th, 2007 08:21 AM

Rongi Aug 29th, 2007 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 502769)
Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

Who are you, Fartin Mowler?

Edit: Speak of the devil

MarioRPG Aug 29th, 2007 09:09 AM

Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop

FartinMowler Aug 29th, 2007 02:26 PM

[QUOTEWho are you, Fartin Mowler?][/quote]

I give my password to wacky College students when I'm busy :\


Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop
I can't figure out how to with the "Comic Life" program that comes with my Mac >:

Chojin Aug 29th, 2007 02:38 PM

Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

Perndog Aug 29th, 2007 08:43 PM

I've been out of college for like 16 months >:

I guess I'm going back.

But grad school doesn't count >:

GADZOOKS Aug 30th, 2007 04:31 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 502792)
Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

Glad I could DO MY PART! Now, if only I could get sadie to post again :(

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2007 07:24 AM

Say nice things and send chocolate hearts.

GADZOOKS Aug 30th, 2007 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by Free Yourself (Post 502698)
i played the demo, it was awesome


Originally Posted by Free Yourself (Post 502639)
ZAKO the GREAT your stuff is so awesome do you have a devainta rt or something similar?


Originally Posted by Free Yourself (Post 502830)
that looks pretty awesome

This new guy is awesome!

FULL DISCLOSURE: A quick search tells me I have said awesome in 16 posts out of 5,235! Including this gem:


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 284506)
Awesome Possum on Sega Channel, when you died it showed a tombstone that said AWESOME on it with cigarette buds and cans surrounding it.

Perndog Aug 30th, 2007 06:51 PM

Quick, someone change the thread title to "Gadzooks constructive criticism thread".

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2007 07:15 PM

I'm on it

Guitar Woman Aug 30th, 2007 07:21 PM

Spoilers: Free Yourself is Atari Dragon

Guitar Woman Aug 30th, 2007 07:21 PM

Not even kidding, guys

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2007 08:04 PM

Who the hell is Atari Dragon

Guitar Woman Aug 30th, 2007 08:11 PM

someone retarded!

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2007 08:20 PM

Oh yeah!

Chojin Aug 30th, 2007 08:27 PM

man, I'm like the only unbanned person in that thread

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2007 08:27 PM

In honor of 8/30 (never 4get :cry) I bought a sno-cone after dinner.

How did you guys celebrate Roy Wilkins' birthday today? :eek

Guitar Woman Aug 30th, 2007 08:39 PM

I stayed up all night watching youtube poops.


MarioRPG Aug 30th, 2007 08:53 PM

Did my best not to think about it.

GADZOOKS Aug 30th, 2007 09:39 PM

I went go-kart racing with a few people, but then I got annoyed when I thought about someone's post and crashed into a pole! AUGHHHH!

Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2007 08:08 PM

I ordered a Tablet PC and it should arrive tomorrow.

Fathom Zero Aug 31st, 2007 08:22 PM

BTW, I know a kid toucher!


Emu Aug 31st, 2007 10:26 PM

oh boy!

Matt Harty Sep 1st, 2007 01:28 AM


Molly Sep 1st, 2007 10:00 AM

Is it possible for Dom DeLuise to be any hotter?

GADZOOKS Sep 1st, 2007 10:06 AM

Why? Was he cremated?

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2007 03:24 PM

Guys, why do I suck so bad at Elite Beat Agents

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2007 09:59 PM

Hey Guitar Woman are you a fan of video games?

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2007 11:18 PM


MarioRPG Sep 3rd, 2007 02:42 PM

I think she's exaggerating.

GADZOOKS Sep 3rd, 2007 03:17 PM

So, I hit the random article button on wikipedia and the very first subject to come up was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth (not work safe!)

It's like Kevin Smith has wikipedia stock all of a sudden. For shame, wikipedia, this is not urban dictionary.

Emu Sep 3rd, 2007 03:21 PM

I hate Wikipedia

noob3 Sep 3rd, 2007 06:40 PM

I heard wikipedia is a world of shit! Like, you might think you are getting insightful research done by reading the articles there, but in all reality you are reading bullshit written by 9 year olds! And let me tell you something, 9 year olds don't know anything about ass to mouth. Now imagine what they write about quantum mechanics!!!

noob3 Sep 3rd, 2007 06:42 PM


it's like, when you are fixing a car, and you need 4 wrenches (source: my dad)
i swear thsi is a real quote

arg_zombies Sep 4th, 2007 07:19 PM


Urban Dictionary - Wikipedia

A free online encyclopedia that knows EVERYTHING. I mean EVERYTHING. IT knows ALL.

There isn't anything that wikipedia doesn't know

Edit: :eek the discussion page!

DuFresne Sep 4th, 2007 07:26 PM

hey guys i just realized that the next time someone leaves unexpectedly we should say they "pulled a willie" thatd be lol

Misdemonar Sep 4th, 2007 08:31 PM

fuck you, willie was great

DuFresne Sep 4th, 2007 08:46 PM

(psst, my post was tongue-in-cheek) :o

Am I really that bad at conveying when I'm not being serious? :\

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2007 10:30 PM

DuFrense you're too defensive!

Every time someone is too defensive we should say they're being "DuFrensive" haha :x

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2007 10:31 PM


DuFresne Sep 4th, 2007 10:37 PM

<------ I can dig it!

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2007 10:55 PM

Pretty sharp :eek

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2007 10:55 PM

Hey guys DuFresne has the right idea by downloading this game I mentioned a few days ago! The rest of you nerds follow suit >:


Rongi Sep 4th, 2007 11:38 PM

I bought the chronicles of riddick game for 10 bucks today :hat

arg_zombies Sep 5th, 2007 06:41 AM

Ah that's a great game
Good buy

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2007 09:52 AM

We've got a guy on our football team named Pickelman :(

GADZOOKS Sep 5th, 2007 01:42 PM

Do you go to the Michigan College whose football team really blew it last week?

Or do you go to the other one who I don't know shit about other then they wear green helmets? >:

MarioRPG Sep 5th, 2007 03:22 PM

Can we get off this page, I'm sick of seeing that Ass to mouth link.

liquidstatik Sep 5th, 2007 03:25 PM

what happened to willie? :x

Grislygus Sep 5th, 2007 03:49 PM

He apparently got a life.


arg_zombies Sep 5th, 2007 03:52 PM

Spaaaaaaaace Filler

liquidstatik Sep 5th, 2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 503415)
He apparently got a life.

details, plz ;o

GADZOOKS Sep 5th, 2007 07:17 PM

Willie deleted his ezboard and erased all his friends from Myspace. I guess that's as much QUIT you can do. I don't know anything else and I use to talk to him on a regular basis. I think he considered that everyone of his age that use to be online alot went off and got a life so he decided to do the same. I say good for him and I hope he has a happier life!

Fathom Zero Sep 5th, 2007 07:34 PM

But what's your story? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2007 07:36 PM

Green helmets! :(

I apologize, GADZOOKS. All these people who interrupted your question were very rude!

GADZOOKS Sep 5th, 2007 08:01 PM

I have decided to make my Google Search idea into a full fledged topic then derailing this already crashed thread. I figured if that fag Goat Cheese can make an awful thread, then so can I! So please post your ideas about that there in General Blabber.

Thank you Esuohlim for your feedback! I always favor the team with the cooler helmet design when it comes to College Football as I'm not an alumni to any school that has one. I think my school has Ultimate Frisbee by now.

So I guess I'm saying that if your two Michigan teams went head to head I would of intially choice the other one because it's so weird looking! Yet, now that I know they are utter failures I will root for your squad. Score a touchdown for me, Milhouse!

noob3 Sep 6th, 2007 09:59 PM

well if willie is reading this and he probably will,


Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2007 11:14 PM

Ladies definitely dig the beard, but it's not like I have to tell him that.

Fathom Zero Sep 8th, 2007 03:03 PM

I fried my tablet after only four days! New personal record.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 8th, 2007 03:38 PM

Hey guys!



MarioRPG Sep 8th, 2007 05:57 PM

I laugh at fathom's misfortune, but also feel bad because it was prolly expensive.

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2007 07:36 PM

Feel free to laugh, I got it from eBay.

Matt Harty Sep 10th, 2007 04:12 AM


Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2007 07:34 AM

I feel dumb.

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