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Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:36 PM

If anyone wants me to post a picture of my wang just say the word and maybe I'll do it if enough people speak up

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:37 PM

I mean, uh, :pagebrak

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 01:39 PM

wing dang doodle?

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 01:48 PM

School is for rules

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 01:54 PM

my boyfriend did that once.

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 01:54 PM

Oh yeah and it WASN'T FUCKING HOMEWORK MILHOUSE

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 02:35 PM

I DON'T THINK KITSA RECEIVED ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THIS PICTURE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 586235)
I made a Frankenberry fort.


it mad me laugh

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 02:41 PM

Yay!!!
Boss gave me the rest of the day off!
My first free Friday night in forever!

The Frankenberry fort is totally awesome, I envy your creative ability Kitsa.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 586601)
one time this kid was sitting on a log in a lake throwing sand at everyone swimming in the shallows and i got pissed at him so i swam underwater to the log and bit him in the leg

CiG, Pub, anybody, we need that Swamp Monstor pic ASAP

Supafly345 Oct 10th, 2008 02:54 PM

I've been getting into fashion lately.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 02:56 PM

As in, you MADE it? Are you with the Art Institute, pal

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 02:58 PM

If the frankenberries are gluten-free, may I have one box? :(

Immortal Goat Oct 10th, 2008 03:12 PM

Hay guys what did I miss? I know I've been gone a while, but I missed all of you too much!

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 03:12 PM

SUPAFLY I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS

BAILING ON A Q&A AINT COOL, MAN

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 03:34 PM

rankeri- I don't think they're gluten-free, unfortunately. They say WHOLE GRAIN all over them.

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 03:58 PM

:tear

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 03:59 PM

I'M EMOTIONALLY WEAK RIGHT NOW GUYS, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE ME DOWN :tear

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 04:08 PM

You have to tell us about it first fatty.

Immortal Goat Oct 10th, 2008 04:14 PM

That's not nice.

I forget, did I like RaNkeri?

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 04:21 PM

NOW WHERE IS MY ARCH-NEMESIS ESUOHLIM?



HAHA, JUST KIDDING BUDDY, I LOVE YOU ;)

Seven Force Oct 10th, 2008 04:38 PM

Your arch-nemesis is moderation, apparently :lol

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 05:02 PM

Friday the 13th da series is one tv. yay I need booze. yay

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 05:40 PM

that's funny, I just bought booze

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 05:42 PM

I shouldn't drink so much, I should also become a nicer person.

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 05:43 PM

SevenForce needs to become a nicer person. Damn.

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 05:51 PM

lol, the 2nd thing he ever said to me was nice, that was the only time I've seen him be nice.


Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 05:59 PM

my fort was awesome and you all need to stop the hate

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 06:04 PM


Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 06:05 PM

EXACTLY.

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 06:49 PM

Going to drink myself stupid.
I'll be back when I've reached maximum retardation levels.

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 06:51 PM

You know what's really good for drinking yourself stupid...

Those new Mike's Whatevertinis (the noncarbonated ones in the smaller bottles)

Those go down like candy and you don't even remember how many you've had until your ass hits the floor.

I do love my scotch, but I love the whatevertinis too.

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 06:54 PM

Smirnoff's grape tastes like Laffy Taffy.
I loves it.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 07:13 PM

ooooh yeah it does. The sour apple stuff does too but it's almost too sweet

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 07:24 PM

Shut the fuck up!>:



haha j/k:squigly

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 07:24 PM

Let the ladies drink dood.

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 07:30 PM

K somehow this fails to land the ladiez IRL LOL.

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 07:31 PM

What, telling them to shut the fuck up? You have to follow through with a backhand if you want them to fall in love with you.

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 07:36 PM

I have so much to learn.

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 07:40 PM

I got JOAT a girl, didn't I? Now if only I had a place to disperse my medical wisdom.

Colonel Flagg Oct 10th, 2008 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 586792)
I got JOAT a girl, didn't I?

I knew it was you! :squigly

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 07:47 PM

You're drunk, what was me?

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 08:08 PM

I always thought it should be kind of insulting to a guy, the notion that you have to get a girl drunk to get her to do anything with you. What's that old joke, you so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 08:11 PM

Which reminds me of this great video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rydKvNfREq4

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 08:59 PM

Guest Viewing Thread
Canzo Empyrean

:rolleyes

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 09:37 PM

How many pedo bears can you find?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4...1036748ou0.jpg

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 09:37 PM

YOU PEOPLE

YOU

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 09:40 PM

I found 15

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 09:53 PM

Grislygus needs to come back on, I feel like yelling at someone tonight

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 10:42 PM

WELL FUCK YOU GUYS THEN

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 10:58 PM

DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN?

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 11:01 PM

I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A LARGE AND UNWIELDY STICK, YOU POMPOUS ASS.

NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I GENUINELY HATE YOU.

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 11:07 PM

IF I WANTED ANY LIP FROM YOU, I'D JIGGLE MY COIN PURSE.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 11:18 PM

>:

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 11:19 PM

I will always lament the fact that you cannot genuinely snap someone's neck in half online.

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 11:21 PM

Is that some kind of euphemism? :orgasm

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 11:41 PM

FINE BE THAT WAY.

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 11:52 PM

The clerk forgot to ring up my vodka. Drinks all around! I just pounded a bloody mary whooohoooo

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 11:57 PM

I've got peach flavoured shit. and the room's spinning around, YAY

WhiteRat Oct 11th, 2008 01:50 AM

i'm on that drank and about to be on that bed

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 02:02 AM

Sexy

Immortal Goat Oct 11th, 2008 02:16 AM

Rum cider. Tasty.

Asila Oct 11th, 2008 02:17 AM

GIVE

UP

THE

FUNK

Asila Oct 11th, 2008 02:26 AM

FISHBONE HAS KILLED MY HEADPHONES

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 02:27 AM

TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET TO fIREHOSE

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat (Post 586858)
Rum cider. Tasty.

That sounds weird. Hot rum and apple? Maybe not bad.

Asila Oct 11th, 2008 02:34 AM

I like hot rum cider.


YEAH I WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 02:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znGA0OPWV3U

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 02:41 AM

I don't know why I like RaNkeri. WHy do I like you RaNkeri?

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2008 03:23 AM

i always thought that you were rankeri until i noticed that your names were different

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 03:32 AM

Get an avatar!

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 03:42 AM

I bet we would fall in love with each other :(

Asila Oct 11th, 2008 03:53 AM

You love everyone

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 03:54 AM

:hourglass

Dixie Oct 11th, 2008 04:36 AM

i'm back
kinda

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 04:44 AM

I have music for you CIG

Dixie Oct 11th, 2008 12:50 PM

Yay music!
I got an mp3 player yesterday so I'm loading it up!
:D

liquidstatik Oct 11th, 2008 12:59 PM

:D

Neen Oct 11th, 2008 01:08 PM

MP3s are going the way of the cassette tape. :D

Dixie Oct 11th, 2008 01:12 PM

Dude I don't even have a cell phone, being obsolete is not a problem here.

RaNkeri Oct 11th, 2008 01:20 PM

I think I still have my Scatman c-cassette somewhere around

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2008 02:28 PM

part of what maks me so cool is that i dont have an avatar and im not about to ruin it just so i can fit in

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 03:50 PM


Dixie Oct 11th, 2008 04:01 PM

RED ROCKET!

ElPila666 Oct 11th, 2008 04:04 PM

uh?, a giant dildo?

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 04:07 PM

OMG I'm gonna puke!

:puke

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 04:50 PM

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._weather_alert

:lol

Neen Oct 11th, 2008 05:52 PM

http://news.aol.com/article/woman-10...ng-life/207584

Guitar Woman Oct 11th, 2008 05:55 PM

I knew it!

See you fags in 100 years.

MetalMilitia Oct 11th, 2008 05:58 PM

Oh my god.

Earlier I ate a pizza called "The Inferno". It was really fucking hot going in but coming out...

Do they make refrigerated toilet-roll holders?

:jeanette

Neen Oct 11th, 2008 06:01 PM

It's called an ice cream chaser.

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 06:15 PM

Put these in the fridge.


Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 06:18 PM

That would so go in a medical forum.

Tadao Oct 11th, 2008 06:38 PM


RaNkeri Oct 11th, 2008 06:50 PM


sloth Oct 11th, 2008 09:41 PM

who else is drinking

sloth Oct 11th, 2008 09:42 PM

and listening to converge

sloth Oct 11th, 2008 09:44 PM

because their ex has moved on

sloth Oct 11th, 2008 09:45 PM

maybe i narrowed the field a bit too hastily there

sloth Oct 11th, 2008 09:54 PM

FUCK YOU GUYS

TIME TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATIS

:(

kahljorn Oct 12th, 2008 12:54 AM

"moving on" is such a smug emotion or whatever it is.


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