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Tadao Mar 28th, 2009 02:10 PM

Sounds horrid.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 02:12 PM

wtf, you're Japanese. You have to like it, it's the law.


kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 02:15 PM

racist :rolleyes

i got this virus thing and my eyes were red for a few days :(

Shrubfest Mar 28th, 2009 02:15 PM

I have the stress munchies. I've eaten more i the past 2 days than i would in a week. Fucking hate this project.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 28th, 2009 02:15 PM

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Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 02:16 PM

I'll see your racist remark and raise it the next time someone thinks making fun of redheads isn't.

Tadao Mar 28th, 2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 622108)
wtf, you're Japanese. You have to like it, it's the law.

I'm only Japanese when it's convenient.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 02:24 PM

I wish I could be Japanese when it was convenient. People are always so disappointed to see that I'm not.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 28th, 2009 02:37 PM

Too bad it doesn't work like a dry erase board so you can change what you want to be that day. Then people would be dry eracist though.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 02:40 PM

:lol oh man, I can just imagine your self-satisfied grin as you typed that.

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

raise it the next time someone thinks making fun of redheads isn't.
Smarmy ass red heads and they tu quoques

Tadao Mar 28th, 2009 05:22 PM

http://www.thebanzaieffect.com/artic.../#comment-3386

read the comments. ;)

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 05:30 PM

hahahaha


You wander the net in search of people to shatter, don't you?

Tadao Mar 28th, 2009 05:33 PM

Leave him alone Babs. He is mine. You will get your own one day.

Tadao Mar 28th, 2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 622144)
hahahaha


You wander the net in search of people to shatter, don't you?

He wandered into here. He was too good to be true so I researched him and it turned out he is very real.

In a way, I need him. ;_;

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 05:36 PM

:(

you're beautiful tadao, just to damn beautiful

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 06:50 PM

Apparently you can also use craigslist to break people:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/rnr/1096718211.html

This woman posted...oh, god knows what...about the time I did my garage sale thing. She gives "lingerie massages" out of her home. These people have been fucking with her for the past week or so, to the point where she was actually waiting on her porch to confront challengers after giving her address and her picture (photo ID?).

Funny thing was, she was really standing out there.

Today was the day she started typing in caps and actually becoming incoherent. Score one for the craigslist readers. I mainly just think it's sad, they've been baiting her too much and should just leave her alone.

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 07:12 PM

I was just in Springfield and Dayton yesterday. Maybe I encountered this woman with bipolar.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 07:26 PM

She's in Piqua, a straight shot up 75 from Dayton. You were probably on 70.

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 07:30 PM

Yeah, I was on 70 the whole time actually. Life fails to entertain me on the way.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 07:33 PM

There's not a hell of a lot to entertain on 70. I could have told you where to get some good ice cream, though.

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 07:41 PM

I might be going through their again soon so you should totally tell me anyways. I wanted to stop by Foy's but I don't know if it's seasonal or what.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 07:48 PM

Foy's is year-round. It's better to go now because it's packed at Halloween and it's more fun to browse at your leisure.

Young's is a good ice cream/petting zoo place. In the summer, they sell "trash can" ice cream, which is neon purple, smells like play-doh and is made of all the leftover scraps that go into the rest of the ice cream.

http://www.youngsdairy.com/

If you go straight south on 75 through Dayton, you will shortly come to Touchdown Jesus:

http://www.jeeeb.us/

Who is flanked on either side of the freeway by two truly magnificent flea markets, open year round but only on weekends.

There's a gigantic Hustler store at that same exit if you're into that.

Keep going south and you'll be in the general vicinity of the most fanfuckingtastic place in existence, Jungle Jim's.

http://www.junglejims.com/

maaaaaaaaaaaaybe 45 mins south of Dayton, but worth the side trip.

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 07:59 PM

:lol The giant Jesus!! I totally forgot about that bastard and his lady of the like mergingness!

Oh man, Young's seem so brilliant and a suicide of deliciousness, why haven't I even been to place yet?

By the way, do these flea markets you speak of house some hidden gems? As well, would you know where their exact locations might be?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 08:12 PM

They're right by the giant Jesus, same exit. If you're heading southbound, Trader's World will be on your left and Treasure Aisles will be on the right. Both got raided last year for counterfeit purses.

Treasure Aisles is the old Turtle Creek under new management; I haven't been there since it changed. All I know is that it's now pirate-themed, with masts set up in the parking lot.

The inside stuff is more or less your standard dirtmall junk; go early in the morning on a nice day for the outdoor vendors, I've found all kinds of cool shit there. Best time I ever went was when I had just gotten out of the ER and was stoned on pain meds. I was stumbling around and walked off with I can't even remember what.

Young's is very close to the place I'm having my gallery show this summer, btw. Like 5 mins from it.

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 08:47 PM

Thanks for all the information kitsa, I really owe you one. How about in exchange for the information you provided me with, I'll come see your gallery this summer? Just post the date and location and it's settled.

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 08:48 PM

LOL, I'm not even sure, it all depends on how much I offended the art director, I think. I don't think she and I got off on the right foot :(

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:28 PM

WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK EACH OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH? :rolleyes

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 09:32 PM

I'll fuck you really hard sam, so hard.

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:33 PM

OR IS IT I WHO WILL BE FUCKING YOU?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 09:38 PM

I didn't sanction any fucking.

If he's unfortunate enough to be stuck in Ohio, he might as well be made aware of a few places that make it suck less.

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:39 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 09:45 PM

seriously, sam, have you BEEN to ohio?

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 09:46 PM

I bet kitsa sanctions you to fuck babality in his sweetcakes.

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 09:47 PM

SHES A WATCHER

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:48 PM

SWEETCAEKS

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:48 PM

HE'LL BLEED GODDAMNIT, I'LL SEE TO IT

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 09:50 PM

as an aside, I didn't know they still sold these things:

http://www.fanniemay.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=194

These are fucking DANGEROUS. You could eat an entire box without even realizing it :(

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:51 PM

YES CHANGE THE SUBJECT QUICKLY BEFORE PEOPLE KNOW THAT HIS DEATH IS ON YOUR HANDS

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 09:54 PM

I AM BALANCING A BEER BOTTLE ON MY HEAD

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 09:56 PM

The word fannie may is hilarious. FANNY MAY CHANGE THE TOPIC

maybe not HILARIOUS but kinda funny.

well i guess not funny but i chuckle when i see it ;\

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 09:58 PM

BABALTIES FANNY MAY GET FUCKED FOR KITSAS SADISTIC PLEASURE

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:00 PM

she tried to change the topic but WITH A FREUDIAN SLIP even subconsciously she was still thinking about it

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 10:01 PM

BUT CAN I KEEP THIS BEER BOTTLE BALANCED WHILST I PUMMEL HIS FANNIE?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 10:02 PM

Fuck if I care what you guys do, I'm saying that candy is good.

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:04 PM

SAM THATIS THE CHALLENGE THAT ALL MEN WITH TRUE GRIT MUST ENDURE

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:04 PM

YOURE SAYING THAT YOURE HOPING BABALITIES FANNYMAY GET POUNDED. AND INSIDE HIS FANNY MAY BE CANDY.

I CAN READ YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS KITSA

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 10:05 PM

I AM TRULY GRITTY

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:06 PM

I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO A PLAY AGAIN TONIGHT ;\

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 10:07 PM

GO TO THE PLAY WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON YOUR HEAD

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:08 PM

WHERED BABILITY GO ANYWAY IS HE OFF PUMMELING HIS CACK THINKING ASBOUT MEN BALANCING BEER BOTTLES ON THEIR HEAD WHILE FANNYMAY OVER HERE WATCHES?

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 10:10 PM

FANNYMAY WITH THE THING ABOUT WATCHING FANNY POUNDLINGS

kahljorn Mar 28th, 2009 10:10 PM

PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY THINK IM IN THE PLAY THEN :(

ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PLAY ITS ABOUT A SUPERVILLAIN WHO HAS AN ARCH NEMESIS SUPERHERO WHO HES ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL BUT HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY BUT THEN THIS GUY IS PUMMELING DOWNTOWN NEWYORK OR SOEMTHING WITH A BEER BOTTLE BALANCED ON HIS HEAD AND IS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THE SUPERHERO SHOWS UP TO STOP HIM BUT THE GUY JUST PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AND HE DIES SO THE ORIGINAL SUPERVILLAIN HAS TO LIVE KNOWING THAT HES A FAILURE

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 10:14 PM

I'M CONFUSED ARE YOU THE SUPER HERO?

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 10:33 PM

what the fuck? are you both drunk? are caps the hallmark of drunkenness or something?

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 11:15 PM

:lol Holy shit I'm gone for a little while to go milk the bull while thinking about men balancing beer bottles on their heads and you guys dare to converse without me? I'M DEEPLY FUCKING APPALLED!!!!

Kitsa Mar 28th, 2009 11:19 PM

I'm not 100% on this one but I think they were fantasizing about pounding you in the ass. And they've been gone for a while.

Sam Mar 28th, 2009 11:27 PM

I'M NEVER GONE >:

Babs Mar 28th, 2009 11:32 PM

bend over and use your titties like a broom and sweep it.

Dixie Mar 29th, 2009 12:57 AM

RAPE

Dixie Mar 29th, 2009 01:26 AM

i'll pay someone $5 to come over hear and fightrme.
comeonbitches

Chojin Mar 29th, 2009 01:27 AM

are you asking for a CHALLLAAANNNNGE

Dixie Mar 29th, 2009 01:32 AM

dont makemehurt you

WhiteRat Mar 29th, 2009 05:02 AM

How big a boy are ya?

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 05:54 AM

This is what BABALITY PANCAKES' parents look like when they read his posts on the internet:

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:04 AM

This is what Tadao's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (because they're chinese mexicans or something):


MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:09 AM

This is what Guitar Woman's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't have any):


MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:11 AM

This is what wombti's parents look like when they read his posts on the internet (he doesn't even have a computer):


MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:17 AM

Sam's parents:

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:19 AM

Right, that's everyone on the forum thoroughly lampooned. Now you may continue your conversation.

Dixie Mar 29th, 2009 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 622255)
How big a boy are ya?

big enoughto braek u in half missy

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 06:22 AM

Oh PS:

Chojin's parents (he has two dads):


I bet chojin thought he's escaped this particular lampooning for a moment there.

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 07:46 AM

HEY GUYS GUESS HOW MUCH SLEEP I'VE GOT IN THE LAST 38 HOURS

IF YOU GUESSED NONE YOU ARE CORRECTOMUNCHO

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 09:12 AM

hah

I'm going to go get coffee and laugh at the pretentious fucks who sit around at the tables in Starbucks

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 09:26 AM

those pretentious fucks they thought you were gone

MetalMilitia Mar 29th, 2009 09:27 AM

this thread is pretentious

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 09:28 AM

ur dam rite it is

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 09:32 AM

what's the FREQUENCY, KENNETH

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 09:53 AM

You misunderstand me.

I'm talking about the ones in the hipster glasses who think they need to sit and be seen writing on their laptops at a table in a grocery store Starbucks. That's an entirely separate category and you'd laugh at them too.

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 09:57 AM

BREAKING NEWS: GARAGE SALE BRINGS OUT BARGAIN HUNTERS.

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 11:00 AM

i laugh at anyone who is at a starbucks, no matter where

even me

ESPECIALLY ME

and :eek @ bargain hunters :eek

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 11:02 AM

For mysterious chemical reasons unknown to me, starbucks coffee and excedrin take away my horrible, horrible pain when expensive drugs will not. This is why I go to starbucks.

However, I usually get my fix via a $7 bag of it, which I make myself at home and avoid looking like a tool.

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 11:42 AM

i've had plenty of fancy-pants coffee drinks but ironically enough only one from starebucks and it was kind of nasty :/

executioneer Mar 29th, 2009 11:43 AM

unless those bottled ones you get at the grocery store count, and those also aren't anything to write the farm over

Aaarg Mar 29th, 2009 11:50 AM


Shrubfest Mar 29th, 2009 12:02 PM

Your fish are tiny.

Aaarg Mar 29th, 2009 03:32 PM

they're goldfish and we've only had them for about three week, at most.

the water's also cloudy on account of we had taken out enough water to easily lift the tank and put it on the modified stand.

it kind of looks lame in the daytime but at night it looks sweeeeeet with the lights coming out of the bottom. there's also a bubble wand along the back wall so the whole thing is covered in rising bubbles.

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 03:38 PM

LOL

It's cool. Goldfish slime and shit a lot, though, you'll always be cleaning it.

I can't stand starbucks canned drinks. They don't do anything for me and they don't taste that great. I drink "bold" roasts as strong as possible with a tiny bit of nonfat milk to cut the bitterness, and when you combine that and excedrin it makes pain go byebye, for me, for some reason.

Shrubfest Mar 29th, 2009 04:01 PM

I forget how big goldfish should be. I've had mine for going on 10 years now, and he's huge. He has a tank bigger than that to himself.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2009 04:05 PM

You should get a few scum suckers. They can be cute. Like little sharks.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2009 04:06 PM

Gold fish actually grow to the size of tank and how many there are. They can get really big or stay really small. The like to have space.

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 04:07 PM

In every freshwater tank I've ever had, I've had an albino cory named Herb. They stay busy all day.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2009 04:10 PM

I always get plecostomus.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Aaarg Mar 29th, 2009 04:11 PM

That's one of four tanks we have, actually. That one's just cool because my dad installed the lights in the stand so they come up from beneath the tank. That one's basically just a simple goldfish tank.

We also have a pretty sweet community fish tank and a 55-gallon that currently has five small semi-aggressive fish (that tank will probably become an African chiclid tank), and there's a ten gallon tank that two of the goldfish were in in my sister's room, she's currently in the process of turning it into a little bi-quarium.


When I lived with Ashley we had like 15 little fish in a 5-gallon hex. It was awesome.

Sam Mar 29th, 2009 04:13 PM

When I was younger I had two betas (split up) called Ken and Ryu. :(

Tadao Mar 29th, 2009 04:16 PM

Younger?

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2009 04:16 PM

I had a great brackish-water tank once with brackish puffers. One time they got hold of some ants and the sound of them crunching through the exoskeletons was absolutely sickening, heh.

I loved my little puffers, but they died :(

Sam Mar 29th, 2009 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 622323)
Younger?

LIKE 8 :rolleyes

Aaarg Mar 29th, 2009 04:18 PM

Ashley was apparently a "brackish expert" and loved puffers but I find her keeping her own fish as pets hard to believe since she never goddamn cleaned the tank.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2009 04:19 PM

So 4 years ago then?


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