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Grislygus Mar 28th, 2010 01:48 PM



CAN'T WAIT!

Tadao Mar 28th, 2010 01:51 PM

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Grislygus Mar 28th, 2010 01:52 PM

WOMEN AND CHILDREN DIE FIRST

Sam Mar 28th, 2010 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 678584)
I'm seeing tumbleweeds around here now


Eventually Tadao, Eshoulim, Willie and I will be the only ones posting, shooting shotguns at anyone who walks by

HOW DARE YOU.

RaNkeri Mar 28th, 2010 02:10 PM

:rolleyes

Tadao Mar 28th, 2010 05:03 PM

RaNkeri FUCK YEAH!

RaNkeri Mar 28th, 2010 05:09 PM

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Otto Mar 28th, 2010 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 678569)
I had radiation and it makes my teeth weak and shitty. This happens all the time. The dentist has said several times that it's not worth filling them anymore, but there aren't many other options so he keeps on doing it.


protip: avoid "new multigrain pringles"

My dad always had bad teeth, he's only got three left on the top and he's going in to the dentist tomorrow to have the remaining four on the bottom pulled out.

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2010 12:21 AM


Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2010 12:30 PM

I don't remember where I left off on my defamation of the Beatles one album at a time, but Revolver is actually pretty damn good :(

Tadao Mar 29th, 2010 12:30 PM

YOU KNOW IT IS BABY

Tadao Mar 29th, 2010 12:32 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...285#post677285

Dixie Mar 29th, 2010 01:44 PM

i will be in seattle tonight. willie, i shall put you on the guest list if you wanna come out. anyone else that wants to come to one of the shows, look up the nine toe tour with weedeater, send me your first and last name and the date of the show (send it in private message on here). this offer is only open to non-douchebags and douchebags i love (you know who you are).
oh yeah, this breakfast buffet SUUUUCKS.

Tadao Mar 29th, 2010 01:48 PM

After you already passed through LA. I'm gonna punch you, you know that right?

Kitsa Mar 29th, 2010 02:07 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're never coming to Dayton or Cincinnati :(

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2010 02:50 PM

Would be great at the Riverbend.

Sam Mar 29th, 2010 04:29 PM

AFTER SHE ALREADY PASSED THROUGH SF. GET IN THE FUCKING VAN DIXIE. >:

executioneer Mar 29th, 2010 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 678701)
i will be in seattle tonight. willie, i shall put you on the guest list if you wanna come out. anyone else that wants to come to one of the shows, look up the nine toe tour with weedeater, send me your first and last name and the date of the show (send it in private message on here). this offer is only open to non-douchebags and douchebags i love (you know who you are).
oh yeah, this breakfast buffet SUUUUCKS.

i'm really sorry but i spent all last night awake with anxiety problems so i have to call it an early night :( i'm so tired i'm likely to crash into something if i try to drive up

Tadao Mar 29th, 2010 10:10 PM

You'll always be loved. <3

Terra Mar 29th, 2010 10:54 PM

Poor willie. :(

Sam Mar 29th, 2010 10:56 PM

Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

Terra Mar 29th, 2010 10:57 PM

Did he post any pics?

Dimnos Mar 30th, 2010 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 678837)
Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

Say it aint so. :tear

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 666579)
Dead Milkmen fixed it with an auth code.

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/dmffa/pro...er&agreed=true

you have to click on the link to get taken to a page that tells you what the code is. They used to get spam every hour, but now they get none. Like none ever.

....

Grislygus Mar 30th, 2010 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 678837)
Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

WHAT

Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2010 08:55 AM

:pagebrak

WhiteRat Mar 30th, 2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 678578)
the fake japanese gameshow one.

Bonzai?

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 02:27 PM

What do you think of this Tadao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM7boGB38gs

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 02:33 PM

I absolutely love Al Jourgensen. He could turn me gay. You've heard Revolting Cocks right? They do a lot of cheesy cover songs.

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 02:45 PM

ja ja ja ja ja. Revolting Cocks are good.

Al's one of my music heroes, I guess, still doing his thing past 50 and on into the future I'd bet. Sucks that I never got to see Ministry, though. It's always strange, when you're a fan of music just before your time.



Stranger, though, is what they sounded like before. :lol Makes me laugh my ass off.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 02:51 PM

He was just in L.A. last year with Revolting Cocks touring a new album.

Bod was here but I didn't get to bone her cause I had a GF, BUT I'M SURE SHE WOULD GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET ME. Especiall after she got wet from sitting on Al's lap.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 02:53 PM

Yeah, I remember bringing a Ministry tape to a party and they asked if it wa old Ministry or new. I said new and they didn't want to listen. It was a DANCE PARTY USA. I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 678944)
I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

But you're the Ministry fan! :confused:

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 03:04 PM

MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

It's really hard to call it "new" Ministry, by the way, since a whopping one album sounded like that: Gaayyyyyyy.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 678946)
MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

Lemme get my camera...

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 03:10 PM

Yeah, this was when the live movie "In case you didn't feel like showing up" came out. Dance Ministry people called it new and never got over it. I guess it was some really good poppy shit, I could never get into it though.

executioneer Mar 31st, 2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 678837)
Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

you're mistaking cause and effect here

elx Mar 31st, 2010 10:39 AM

it's okay willie beards are silly anyway; they're rough and prickly and not fun to touch - you're better off without! :-)

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 10:48 AM

I don't know. Willie you always struck me as a Samson-like person. Perhaps you gain your strength through your beard. You probably know better than I do.

Also, what was it like having elx fondle your beard?

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 10:50 AM

Stachatorastic?

elx Mar 31st, 2010 10:54 AM

A BURNT CHILD WILL DREAD FIRE

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 11:28 AM

Willie's beard... touched you as a child? :\

elx Mar 31st, 2010 11:47 AM

LIFE IS NOT ALL BEERS AND SKITTLES

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 12:01 PM

Did he touch you with his penis beard?

elx Mar 31st, 2010 12:06 PM

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 12:43 PM

You don't make it easy. Your pictures were easier to decipher.

elx Mar 31st, 2010 01:14 PM

so how is everyone? :)

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 01:23 PM

I'M ANGRY


Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder

Placed on a desk in a specific way

That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS





"Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?"

"Folder?"

"THE BIG BLUE ONE."

"Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?"

"THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK"

"Ooooooooh shit man, my bad"

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2010 01:30 PM

I know a guy to whom the census has been his only job. Ever. Because he can't hold another one.

He's a fat cunt.

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2010 01:32 PM

if it makes you feel any better, I'm about 98% the other party in my own household threw away $100 worth of flea and heartworm medicine the other day but won't admit it :(

elx Mar 31st, 2010 01:32 PM

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

Otto Mar 31st, 2010 01:33 PM

My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 02:01 PM

I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 679130)
sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

THE HELL I've lost the opportunity, I'm doing some fancy phoneline footwork right now, I'm getting that information back from the Census call centers. It would only be a stranger danger job if I was still stuck in the backwoods of Oregon, where grizzled rednecks hole up with their weaponry in makeshift fortresses and prepare for the New World Order.

my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 679135)
I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Really? Fuck, I may be bringing a roll of twenties when I go to the training sessions :eek

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 02:56 PM

Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.

elx Mar 31st, 2010 03:23 PM

sounds like a solid plan to me

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 04:58 PM

Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2010 05:56 PM

http://img143.yfrog.com/i/b14.mp4/

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2010 08:19 PM

no

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 10:25 PM

Bewbs or I move him closer. :lol

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 10:52 PM

Their faces. :lol

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2010 11:23 PM

"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 12:04 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand.

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

Grislygus Apr 1st, 2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 679173)
In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MY POOR PEOPLE

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 12:19 AM

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 12:23 AM



I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 12:26 AM

I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.

That's an awful beard though.

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 12:27 AM

She's toothy to the extreme. All gums.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 12:29 AM

Even so, the contrast in comparison is shocking at first glance and should not be allowed in society

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 12:38 AM

KILL

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 12:56 AM

I'm just saying. That's one of the few things that's off-putting to me.

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 01:24 AM

I think she's pretty darn attractive.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 01:40 AM

They are going out, though. Grinds my goddamn gears.


Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 02:17 AM

God he looks even worse in that photo, and she looks better. What is his secret I wonder?

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 02:29 AM

Cunty facial hair.

elx Apr 1st, 2010 02:59 AM

there's probably a problem when your teeth are tanner than you are :(


(much improved in the second though!)

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 03:11 AM

You WISH you had teeth like her.

Dimnos Apr 1st, 2010 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 679196)
What is his secret I wonder?

They are cousins.

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 12:17 PM

He knows how to fuck or she doesn't.

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Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 01:10 PM



OY VEY

Pub Lover Apr 1st, 2010 01:32 PM

What is up with Hickman's account anyway?

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 01:55 PM

He doesn't want to be a hick, man.

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 02:11 PM


kahljorn Apr 1st, 2010 06:26 PM

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DAMNIt

Supafly345 Apr 2nd, 2010 07:13 AM

http://i.models.com/newfaces/i/2010/04/darlinka-1.jpg

elx Apr 2nd, 2010 08:06 AM

why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

elx Apr 2nd, 2010 08:18 AM

especially the ugly ones, not like they have anything else goin' for them. why sabotage personality - the one thing they can control?

Zhukov Apr 2nd, 2010 09:56 AM

I don't know elx, why do so many girls believe that by behaving like uppity bitches they're somehow making themselves into queen bees?

elx Apr 2nd, 2010 10:02 AM

i dont know man, maybe sub-conscious population control

Zhukov Apr 2nd, 2010 10:14 AM

Are you going to tell us who is pissing you off at school?

Fathom Zero Apr 2nd, 2010 11:29 AM

Did some girl thing call you fat or flirt with a boy that you also liked but you thought didn't really like you anyway, even though he really did but couldn't let on around you?

Oh, kids.

elx Apr 2nd, 2010 12:49 PM

there was no specific personal experience, just something i noticed when watching a movie earlier and this was simply an attempt at chatty conversation!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 2nd, 2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 679223)
They are cousins.

Spoilers!

Dimnos Apr 2nd, 2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 679364)
Spoilers!


kahljorn Apr 2nd, 2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

A hot dog makes her lose control --
HELL YESSS. I GOT A HOTDOG FOR THAT BIZZITCH

its even cheaper than GHB :O

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 2nd, 2010 05:02 PM

:lol I read the hot dog lline too and was like really?

kahljorn Apr 2nd, 2010 05:08 PM

if only life were that easy

Kitsa Apr 2nd, 2010 06:02 PM

she advertises medicare now :(


Guitar Woman Apr 2nd, 2010 08:14 PM

Whatever happened to those I-Mockery bumper stickers that said "I hate the town I live in!"?

Because I want one


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