if you google image college football
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...BQ&safe=active

the first pic is just some guy playing hop scotch.

Not for me, this is my first pic :D

Oh i didn't drop out or nothing, I'm just on winter break

It looks weird to me that Rodney Dangerfield's body is that small.

An antique store near here has a Rappin' Rodney LP in one of their record bins in the attic. I saw it, laughed, moved on.

I'm going back to school tomorrow because I'm an asshole and I want to hurt myself.

I went back to school yesterday because I'm awesome and I want an awesome degree

does anybody know where a brother can get a good cheeseburge

Cheeseburgers are for fags, eat a chili-burger from Tommy's instead.

i am allergic to chilly i must have cheesebuerger

i keep thinking the dude in milhouse's avatar is dave grohl

I should have grabbed the pic. It was some running back with a football doing a leap frog over a guy trying to tackle him. My cat did the same move this morning when the other cat ran at him.

Oh...well then. Is it like two weeks off?

God damnit 10K, don't time out again.

I don't know why I thought playing 960 was a good idea. I've been getting stomped in regular chess for a week straight now.

Oh shit, you guys are still playing chess? I forgot all about that :o

A constantly high version of Dave Grohl

Rongi's looks like a fat Danzig.

Edit: Ok, so that's exactly what that is. Thanks, Google!

Fatzig

Zaftig :O

So I'm having a tough time at work because the boss decided to skip town for a few days and I'm basically having to run the whole business while he's gone. Then, finally, he shows up again late last night. Good, I think to myself, tomorrow I can get him caught up and ask him all those questions I've been saving for when he got back, since he's so unreliable over the phone.

I come in for work this morning, and he shows up a couple hours later, as he is wont to do. After a few minutes, he comes back to my work area and says, "John, could you take a look at this." I'm not sure what he wants to show me, so I grab my notepad and follow. He walks to the bathroom, turns to me, and gives the following speech:


"This isn't the bathroom at a Chevron station, all right!? We don't have anyone who comes in to clean our toilet! I'm not interested in cleaning up after you, and [his wife] damn sure isn't either! I've told you about this before, and now I'm getting angry!"


And he had talked to me about our toilet before. That time, he pointed out a balled-up bit of blue string that had fallen off my shirt onto the toilet seat. Back then, I just brushed it into the bowl and went about my day. This time, though, things were different:

Not only was there a small piece of lint on the seat; there was a hair on it as well! I wanted to call the CDC and have them quarantine the entire building, but I settled for just brushing the contaminants into the bowl.


I think it was something about the way he compared a hair and some lint to the conditions in a gas station men's room that made me wonder about him. I also couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't concerned about the brown ring around the inside of the toilet that's been there since I started in September of last year, or the growing pile of hair that he shoves into the corner and then ignores. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

The moral of the story is that if you're ever in a small IT shop in Southern California and you need to use the can, for god's sake make sure the toilet seat is left immaculate!

Kooky.

Anyone higher up you can complain to? Failing that, any message boards you could... oh you did that.

Getting really picky about stuff like that, while ignoring the bigger problems might be a good sign that the business is (wait for it) going down the toilet!!!! and he is really stressed out.

Boogie you should do as he says and befriend him, help him with anything he needs, do his taxes, create an alternate identity to hide money in his name from the public then at the last second when he thinks everything is fine you escape through a broken sewage pipe behind the crumbling bathroom wall, crawl through a half mile of human waste and then call the cops on him, blowing his entire corrupt scheme and then using the alternate identity that you created for him for yourself.

Just top-tank that bitch and quit.

Counting him, his wife, and me, there are three people working at the company.

He's normally fairly even-tempered, if a bit asperger-y. He does have a big problem with organization and procrastination, but that's what I'm here for.

I was a little worried after the chew out session that he might decide to can my ass the next time a mote of dust threatens to sully his toilet, but I don't think it's that likely. And if he does, well, I've got a key to the building, I know the alarm codes, and I'm really the only one who knows what components we have, and how many we have.

In the meantime, I'll be content to share stories of his weird priorities with my internet buddiez. :D

usps wouldn't allow me to change my address without subscribing to tons of coupon/catalog offers, so I closed the form and they still charged my credit card and did not update my address. bastards.

also they withheld my package from november, into january, for no reason other than holiday rush- and they couldn't "find" it. Isn't it like a felony to threaten a government agency? because i'm going to set those shitheads on fire.

I like this thinking, it sounds like you should start here

SHITHEAD

whatever you guys did to drive willie away you should fix :(

You know how Isaac Hayes got all pissed and quit when South Park made fun of scientology?

It's like that, except with ponies

chef never came back ??? :(

I know how to get Willie back, but I'm going to need your help elx, YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. I know how you can get your precious willie back. Just cooperate and everything will be back to normal.

:lol

SOMEBODY CALL THE CYBEr POLIce We GOT SOMEBODY THREATENING A GOVERNMENT AGENCY HERE.

reminds me of that part in breakfast of champions when the goingcrazyguy gets all crazy and berates people because they are wearing hawaiian shirts on hawaiian day.

oh man i was somehow on the last page and didn't realize it :(

Is this the one with the turtle?

today i almost bought a carl sagan book from a thrift store but it had mold on it

like mold that you could scrape off

carl sagan is like the carlos mencia of the scientific community

wth is with carls

OUR AVATARS LOOK THE SAME.

SOMEONE PLEASE AMALGAMATE MY AVATAR AND MULEHORSE'S AVATAR TOGETHER PLEASE.

is the weather this bipolar in the rest of the country?

also i just texted thrasho and he responded so clearly he is not dead

You should smear birthday cake all over the place.

i was going to say yes but you and i are in the same part of the country

The weather is so bad near rochester, ny twelve different kids caught terettes.

maybe you were talking to a ghost writer, elx ;O

the weather is so bad here right now i have to wear a light jacket ;/

the other day i had to wear a light jacket AND socks

these weather changes are out of control

Tell me about it. I almost had to cancel a park picnic tomorrow.

elx are you and thrasho going to have retarded children together

my ipod doesn't work when it gets too cold now so i have to bring it inside instead of leaving it in my vehicle as i have for the past five years

this morning i let my car warm up and scraped some ice off the windshield and then my ipod was too cold to use already.

fuck u apple, FUCK U

if you keep it in your underwear maybe it wont gt cold

yeah but what if a cop pulls me over and i'm trying to turn the music off and i got my hands in my pant and the cops is like "what are you doing there" and im like "im fumbling with my wires hang on a minute" and then i go to jail

oyou're just trying to get rid of me

FUCK you !!!!!!!!

sorry officer, there is a cheeseburger in my pants. thats how you get rid of people

but policemen love undercover cheeseburgers :(

i was going to look for a picture of an excited cop re: cheeseburgers but "excited cop" on gis brought up this instead

Oh that's an exited cop alright.

i cant decide if i wnt to go out and not be a loser or stay inside and smoke weed and play videogames

maybe ill smoke some weed to help me decide.

HOLY SHIT BRUH I'M DOIN THE SAME THANE. CEPT LIKE IM TALKIG TO YOU NIGZ AND SMOKIN DANK AND PLAYIN DREAMCAST LOL. SHIT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE ME CUZE WERE THE SAME, BONDING!

more like I'm posting and your posting around me LOL!!!

i just smoked weed and i still cant decide:(

maybe ill just play some videogamesuntil i make a decision

WHATGAME

I'LL MAKE YOU SOME FRENCH TOAST TO HELP MULL IT OVER.

sup babs

i played empire total war and now im playing x3

Sup cowhorn. I'm playing skies of arcadia, about to put in code Veronica.

i want some w33d

i fucked off for so long that i only had time to apply to one of the two colleges I wanted to :\

at least it was the one i like a lot more

still, qq

ICDC accepted you?

Independent collage of detective comics

I have a bunch of weed right now but it's too cold out for me to wanna go outside and toke. I dont wanna smoke it in my house cuz thats gross

#whitemanproblems

stand in the doorway and smoke thatswhat id id yesterday cause it was raining a;9

DOWN STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT

token post to ruin the internet experience of others

Any promising new entries to the WTFbus museum? :)

That's how I drink. In case there is an earthquake a ceiling doesn't ruin my booze.

:lol

i had to go to a head shop yesterday and it made me actively hate potheads again

and then i got real fucked up and it made me actively nothing

not really :/

Happy birthday month kitsa kitten.

i used to do that with cigarettes but it usually backfired and the area around the doorway would smell :(

my friend left his bowl here. it is the dumbest piece. it has no carb and it's shaped like a joint, so i'm always afraid the weed is gonna fall out. i would roll a joint instead but i don't have that much bud

maybe i should use my mom's bowl, it's actually shaped like a pipe. i feel weird using my mom's piece though :/

REAL NEWS ARTICLES FROM THE DEVIL INSIDE DOCUMENTARY! SERIOUS BUSINESS!.

I wish these people would start posting here.

:lol
can't believe i bothered reading all of that :(

bday's in March actually but thanks

thank god i found ths in the banner ads guys

http://www.hojomotor.com/

I was watching the video and the natural gas picture on the right. Then they got the giant red X over it and the family feud noise went off in my head.

happy birhdayt kitsa

I GOT BANNED FROM MULEHORSES FACEBOOK :lol

what did you do

maybe you and chojin should form some kind of facebook gang

LIMITED PROFILE, SON. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

I guess I deleted Sam a looong time ago, but I don't even remember doing it.

That Wikipedia blackout is stupid as hell. Hit Esc before the page fully loads

YEAH CHANGE THE SUBJECT, ELITIST.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS BREAKFAST CLUB, THOUGH

gravity bong

i have one setup on the side of my house ;/ lol

OH YEAH, HE BLOCKED ME BECAUSE I SEEN BREAKFAST CLUB BEFORE.

MY BAD. :rolleyes

I would have sworn your kis was only a month younger than mine. :\