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Why don't you get Trillian/Gaim?

It's my friends computer, and he doesn't want that shit. :o

Hey I started a Mad Lib what the HELL do you guys think you're doing? >:

Well shit, I didn't see it. >:

BRIGHT
CATS
SHREIKING

guitar woman shut up

shouldn't you be worrying about AIDS somewhere >:

shouldn't you be worrying about your balding head?
OLD MAN. >:

or getting your website hacked? >:

NO HE DIDN"T! OH SNAP!

I just want to do a mad lib. :(

Madlibs are for short people.

Your dick is for short people.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

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Originally Posted by executioneer

R.I.P. my ASS

All right hotshot I'll call your bluff with an "ADJECTIVE, PLURAL NOUN, VERB -ING"

weird
cocks
flapping

i already did that, willie. :(

i know you're supposed to take suggestions from more than one person to make it interesting :eek so you don't know whose adjective and whose noun is gonna get picked :eek

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Originally Posted by executioneer

i know you're supposed to take suggestions from more than one person to make it interesting :eek so you don't know whose adjective and whose noun is gonna get picked :eek

oh, i forgot. :o

I added that to my msn emoticons. :O

i love those things :(

PLURAL NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

Admin infighting! :eek

:lol

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Originally Posted by Mockery

During a recent search for an Incredible Hulk toy that I had taken a photo of, I discovered a disturbing trend of poorly constructed Hulk plush toys, some of which barely even looked like him. So, I did what any sensible person would do... I created a gallery of the most amusing ones I've found so far!

NEW MINIMOCK: "THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND THE TOYS THAT MAKE HIM ANGRY!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/incredible-hulk-toys

Enjoy!

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

PLURAL NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

GEESE
SAM
Brooke Shields

PENGUINS
RICKY
THE HOFF

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

HARD
HARD-ON
HARD-ONS

scandalous
black
people

Willie, black isn't a noun. :rolleyes

it's a (generlaly considered offensive) shortening of "black person"

how about if i replace black with "commie" :(

Noted. :(

PLACE
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE

inside hitler's mom
queerly
shitty

I hope milhouse keeps this avatar. I really like it.

You would. :rolleyes

Oh cut it out with the rolling eyes thing. Your just an apple.

NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON
ADJECTIVE

Skip
Scott Bakula
sissy

robert
billy barty
short

NOUN
NAME
NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON

Power glove
Ingrid
Bernie from "A Weekend at Bernie's"

Mongoose
Richard
Mickey Rourke

eyepatch
Kristof
Bon Scott

fucks
poop
almost as many as your mom

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
COLOR

Spanish harlots
curly
magenta

Willie's Beard Hairs
stale
cerulean blue

buttholes
thorny
brown

NOUN
NAME OF NEWSPAPER
EXCLAMATION

whole-foods store
the stranger
"HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT"

usb port
The Sacramento Bee
SHAZBOTS!

ADJECTIVE
NUMBER
BODY PART PLURAL

surly
sixty-seven
ba-ginas

UP OR DOWN (I'll take the popular answer :eyes )
VERB
ADVERB

That's it guys after that it's done :eek

DOWN
spank
(I CAN'T THINK OF AN ADVERB)

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Originally Posted by Terra

Oh cut it out with the rolling eyes thing. Your just an apple.

An apple from a shitty Flash Tub.

OK HERE IT IS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK WILLIE, SAM, DANNY, AND MRAC SUMNERS (NOT JOHNNY COUTH)

"A NEW BROADWAY SHOW"

Come see the bright show cocks are flapping about! "Trees" ! The story stars the main character Sam , played by Brooke Shields , who is a scandalous commie in search of hard-ons . On Sam 's journey through inside Hitler's mom , Sam falls queerly in love with the shitty Skip , played by Billy Barty . Sam then runs into the sissy eyepatch named Ingrid , played by Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's" . The audience fucks as Sam and Skip sing and poop across the stage. 223 of Willie's beard hairs join Skip on stage for the stale song called "brown USB port" . The Sacramento Bee says "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT" ! This show is leaky ! I give it 67 ba-ginas down ! hump acidly and buy YOUR tickets for "Trees" today!

hahaha the show cocks are flapping about :lol

That was gay Milhouse. You should be ashamed.

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223 of Willie's beard hairs join Skip on stage for the stale song called "brown USB port

:lol

that's not even like a QUARTER of them

OK MY TURN NEXT GUYS GIMME 5 TO FIND A GOOD ONE

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

That was gay Milhouse. You should be ashamed.

It wasn't even my madlib or my contributions, ****** >:

Also shut up

NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

Stoplight
steamy
horny

I hope everyone sticks around for Willie's madlib. >:

Haha I bet Sam put "Sam" and "Brooke Shields" because he wanted to fuck her in the madlib :(

lol and a scandalous commie in search of hard-ons lol

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Haha I bet Sam put "Sam" and "Brooke Shields" because he wanted to fuck her in the madlib :(

NO EW >:

noun
noun
type of container

colostomy bag
battery
bucket

sphincter
blowup doll
colostomy bag

Holy shit no way with "colostomy bag" :eek

and if one of you guys would like to change your colostomy bags (:lol) plz suggest what you would like instead :lol

intolerable
anime
fan

delicious
guitar
sword

I google image-searched "colostomy bag" and got this

noun
adjective
adjective

hey i just did the same search and that didn't show up >: what gives