And I spelled the word "quoters" on the triple word score on Scrabble the other day :eek

Board games :hat

Fuck you, Fathom Zero. >:

You're lucky I haven't had you banned yet. >:

I'm sorry. :(

Don't Sass Me, Young Man! >:

I'm eating fried chicken. Mmmmm.

Fathom Zero, that picture is just CREEPY. I am afraid for my children!

Wait, I don't have children...

darnin shut up please

HEY PUB!! I WAS IN YOUR LAND! WHERE T.F. WERE YOU???

Oh sweet Jesus, she's back.

And here I was going to tell you how much I missed you and that I can look pregnant and all that shit.

What a waste for Mr Pasty Feet.

Let this be the second time I've said "I'm Sorry" on this page. :(

The camels are well hung. Go away , you. Shoo!

Save your apologies for the libraians you tried to shtoop.

Go on! Go away!

Hey, if you'd said you wanted to hook up, I would have given you my number. >:

WELL GUESS WHAT??? I'm heading back that way! I have more work!

SO?????

03 4859884

So pm me the gory details.

You're right, it's not funny. >:

ahem

Is that to Fathom or me? :confused

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

I'm not going top fucking Oklahoma to rub teh pasty feet. I was talking to you, kanga man

:(

Okay. Pasty feet are hot but your like a four hour drive from me. Maybe three? I can hit a library in Lawton and find you there. No need for a big hoo hah on teh net.

That's okay. I wouldn't wish Lawton on anyone, anywway. It's only one step above a small town, and not in a good way. Everything here is mass-produced and the people suck ass.

In that case, what 'gory details' do you want PMmed?

I already posted my phone number.

See? There you go. Pasty feet. Pasty personality. Be a man BABE and make some kind of claim.

Weenie. :)

Not enough, kanga man. I'm there in four weeks. I want communicato. I was there for two days before Quatar and three days AFTER Quatar. I need to know all of the really great places to drink and eat, with or without you. It bored the everliving shit out of me to be there. The next time I need to know the good places for my downtime.

Oh! Here's my phone number, Pub: 417-838-6523.

Terra's Back.

Please, Regail us with tales of your adventures.







In other words. Did you see an Elephant?

Jeff do not encourage Terra to post about anything.

Hey remember the good ol' days when Terra was still banned?

TERRA, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE DIAGRAM, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO MEET AS THERE BE MONSTERS IN THE WAY! :eek

If a Terra fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it then :hat

So you live on island so what Pub I live on a peninsula >:

It's three-fourths as fun :(

You're in Florida too?

You poor poor soul. :(

I could live on the Moon and it wouldn't make one lick of difference to my life. :(

Infact, as I live in the future, I think I will move to the Moon. >:

I NOW LIVE ON THE MOON BUT YOU GUYS STILL CAN'T VISIT AS THE MOON ALSO HAS MONSTERS! :eek

Ohhhh, Bring back some of that moon money. And moon Pies, Theyre a Delicious treat from the future, And they are made on the Moon :)

Jeff The Immature Fat Canadian Ninja, please teach your powers to me! :worship

I must know by what mystical method you manage to turn an over extended unfunny attempt at a joke into anti-humour! :eek

Great Scott! With the power of Anti-Humour in my grasp I will unleash such apathy on the internet that it shall crumble to some sort of computer dust, you know, the stuff that clogs up inside your computer becuse you're a scumbag that never cleans anything! What was I saying? Fuck you! >:

Fuck you Ninja! I was close! Fuck you! :explode

fucking faggot

Oh yay! Terra's back! :O

N -WORDS!!!

GUYS I THINK TERRA IS STALKING ME!

I'm sorry for acting like a spoiled bitch I didn't mean anything by it :(

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Oh Rankeri, are you some sort of Admin conspiracy to make me post less?

If so, it's very close to working.

We are a bunch of soppy bastards, ain't we. >:

If I had just got back from some crazy country where they don't even have the decency to speak English all of the time, I know for damn sure it would take me more than three hours to even think about this place. >:

Seriously, did you miss Esuohlim that much? :eek


This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I'd likely die of a panic attack if I was forced to even leave the province. :(

:x X_SUICIDE TIME_X :x

Hey Fathom Zero, you do know that Tim Curry isn't Alan Rickman?

Or are you just collecting bearded British actors?

No, Michigan :(

It's worse, for serious.

I bet she thought about the Internet the whole time.

Today at dinner I was pontificating on the subject of Lebensraum Through The Ages when my father, unable to suppress his laughter any further, fell from his chair. Once he had calmed himself, he explained that I had been saying 'Lieben Frau' during the whole discourse. I was so embarrassed that I refrained from speaking for the rest of the meal. :seth

Oh Marc Summers, how I know your pain of a mocking parent. :tear

Pub I've decided to just compile an archive of your posts and use those as updates for my site under your name so people can get to know the real Pub Lover :eek

Pub Lover: Unplugged - No Limes Allowed

Naw. I HAVE CABIN FEVER:

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I'm leaving in 1 1/2 hours to live with my father with minimal to no internet access for five months. So have fun without me for a while. Whenever I can, I'll drop in. Seeyas.

That woman's avatar is the same damn thing every time she changes it. I'd say something about it but she has mod powers.

I'M GOING INTO A ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL TODAY GUYS :eek :eek WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK :eek :eek

Pub, you know I can't commit to anything as consistent as regularly keeping up with this thread. It's just luck that I happened on that comment. BUT, my reply is that today I went to an appointment with an emeritus Germanic Studies professor (he's a student advocate) and after the professor and I talked in German for a short while he asked my dad if he understood any of it (he asked auf deutsch and my dad was like NO! So the professor asked why I hadn't ever bothered to teach my father any German. :(

It was luck I was counting on, and it payed off. :eek

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT BETTER, BUT THESE ARE EQUALLY GOOD TIMES TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK:

DURING AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

COMING OUT OF AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

NOT BEING IN AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

BIRTHDAYS :eek :eek

WEDDINGS :eek :eek

NOT CHILDREN'S PARTIES :eek :eek

What woman?

While I'm interested in seeing what you perceive as the real Pub Lover, I have this dreadful feeling that it'll be awful... In which case it'll be great for your site.






I'm with stupid. :rolleyes

You.

If I had mod powers, you'd be banned. :esuohlim

Sigh

http://digg.com/software/AOL_suspend..._GAIM_Trillian

I'm really fucked now. Almost everyone on my contact list is on AIM. :(

Hey GW, could you frown in your next picture, so I can caption it "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :("

Thanks, that'll be great! :D

Regardless, it'd be a vast improvement.

Hey guys. :boob

GW has fatty arms :x

:(

I like your arms, GW >:

since that pic was taken I've lost a few pounds, so my arms aren't all fat and stuff now.

GW I already told you that you're a qt I apologize for being so rough on you :(

Jerk >:

jeeze sorry

So anyway, I got a used copy of Sands of Time last night for like 5 dollars, and it is fucking rocking my world. My favorite parts are running along walls in slow motion and slicing enemies in half after freezing them. I also like how it feels like Ico on steroids, or the game I wished I was playing during Tomb Raider.

i (heart) sands fo time :(

Which one are you talking about, the one by Sidney Sheldon or the one by Michael Hoeye? :(

I hope it's not the latter that's for children :rolleyes

we are talkingabout the sequal to the one by jordan mechner

PS BIG SUPRISE JORDAN MECHNER DID NOT LIKE WARRIOR WITHIN :x :x :x

Haha whoops I didn't read all of GW's post and I thought she was talking about books :x

Of course she wasn't :x :x :x

speaking of books w/ sand in the title that are "for children" shadow on the sand is a v. good lone wolf book

SHIT COS OF THIS THREAD I AM GONG TO DIG OUT MY COPY OF SANDS OF TIME AND PLAY IT AGAIN :eek

Oh shit! You said dig, that makes me want to play DIG DUG on the NES now.

brb guys.

:x

I think I'd like to put sand in my eyes after seeing that thanks

you can see his pubes :lol

Quick someone use this as an avatar :eek

go for it milhouse! he's all yours!

not while i'm around bitches

Guitar Woman if I was female I would kiss you if you so inclined I'd be a very pretty girl :(

Terra go model for ARMPIT in some other thread.