He makes me very, very sad. :(

Like shooting a puppy sad. :(

You know you have to do it, but you want to leave off as long as you can. :(

man when willie sees that he's going to quit the internet for sure, way to go publover >:

haha i already knew i was second place in posting ;( and lol @ zoidberg :lol

Yay! People are paying attention to me! :D

Where did kellychaos go anyway?

Mabey he died like fartin molar. :(

i got mail from fartin recently. something about how he's getting old and wants to spend his retirement on our forums ;<

http://emucation.com/

oh shit!

When mowing the lawn is your full-time job, a retirement can't get much better than that anyway.

When you think mowing you lawn is cardio, then you're a Mitchum Man.

This quote is interesting to me because Seven Force only just learned about eugenics this week. :lol

See, I'm Educational too. :eek

I did not think of that. :(

I am very glad things did not transpire to be that way. :(

4th place :(

i seriously never thought i would get knocked out the first position. kind of pathetic on my part to think like that :(

If I was a lobster monster in the future, I would be Dr. Zoidberg. :(

I'm too suggestible for marathons of tv shows to be a good thing.

Oh god I don't wanna be first to hit 10k :(

If Pub Lover would just go on another one of his posting binges he'd be up there by Friday :(

Post binge or article. It's your choice. >:

Actually, I'm not going to do either. :(

Seriously, you have at times had a postcount double mine, and yet it's me that is known for the posting binges. >:

I'm a post-bulimic, and you're a post fatty! >:

I'd hit it.

It just isn't the same, is it? :(

You'd fuck your fat mother, so... OH SHUT UP! >:

It feels good invoking RAGE, even if the person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

Now for the reason I logged on at all:

Esuohlim, did you reset your hit counter?

It's gone down by the exact number of times I've visited. :eek

The 'oh shut up' was me feeling angry/sad at myself. :(

It feels good invoking SELF HATRED and SELF PITY, even if that person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

Don't scare me like this :(

I invoke them in myself just fine, buddy. :tear

Guys, I'm not really some gothy-emo person. :(

I'm really cheerful and shit. :(

Seriously. :(

That hit counter is your internet life. :lol

ok man im just sayin words on the internet confuse me i cant read inflections and emotions and shit like that but hey its all good im still learning the ropes but then again we learn something new everyday dont we hahahaha

Hey guys, it turns out Professor Cool was and is a massive creep! :eek

I mean, you think you know someone on the internet, and it turns out to be a bunch of lies. :(

what no way

:(

Awesome! That is now fully in my rotation of Page Breaks. :)

Because it would have been way pathetic for me to make one of myself. ;)

I know, I didn't believe it at first. :(

One might infer that you intentionally took a picture with some space to the left just for it to happen one day? :eek

If I was drinking something while reading this, I would have either choked or had to clean up my monitor. :(

It feels good invoking NAUSEA and the GAG REFLEX, even if that person is across the Mason-Dixon line.

I've still got it.

This is gonna make a real grainy desktop picture when stretched, but i'm doing it anyway.

ONWARD TRUSTY STALLIONS! ONWARD TO THE NEXT PAGE!!

Willie did you eat your beard again? :(

that one is an old picture from a MILLION YEARS ago

Hahaha, I love that Garfield strip generator :lol

I thought willie's were real at first. You never know with those comics :eek

oh yeah willie I know this sounds weird but gregory from ricky bobby looks kinda like you btw

:(

fuck god please be wearing pants

you mean andy richter :(

socks :D

http://www.marsrocks.ca/

lol. The CSA.

I've spent like all day on this site :(

http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

I was JUST going to suggest that willie rename this thread to serious homo problems but he knows EVERYTHING ;* ;*

I gotta register fo' skool tommara.

Diabolical, eh? :eek

:lol

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A LITTLE CAPTAIN IN HIM



CAPTAIN MANNY C. LAWTON, "THE LITTLE CAPTAIN".

Yes, because acting like an idiot is funny. :blah

Hey guys I got a fun maze for you, the current record is 20 seconds see how fast you can solve it.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Sometimes

Oh man, I like stay tuned. :(

QUICK, MIGHTY ONE! THE PORTAL TO THE NEXT PAGE IS THIS WAY!

ENJOY LOUISIANA'S FAVORITE PASTTIME

Nice one, Cliff :rolleyes

Yablonski >:

Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

It's still holds true to THIS DAY

But he'd have to be good enough to get to the front page in the first place. :(

oh HO wait a minute here

wait

I just took a look at todays front page and I TOTALLY misunderstood what Milhouse was saying. So, I take that back. ;)

Please ignore that other post.

I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Well technically the front page just updated again.

WE MIGHT HAVE TWO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ON OUR HANDS. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE IN A PRIME-TIME SITCOM :eek

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4006

I'm NOT going to be that token black guy that says hip things and is always wearin' my bling. >:

FUCK THAT SHIT

To tell you the god honest truth, SA isn't all that's cracked up to be.

I'm actually pretty fucking tired of some of the forum people there.

It sucks you can't belittle and shun people you don't like, it let's everybody and their uncle with a fucking bank account waltz right in.

And I know what you're going to say BUT THEY DO well they don't. Not like we do it.

with feeling

without catchphrases

E/N: HAY GOONS IM FAT AND STUPID AND GIRLS FIND ME REPULSIVE WHAT DO I DO? (56K GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER)

hey man now you know I HATE TO SAY THIS and everything I mean it's not like EVERY OTHER JACKASS HAS SAID IT BEFORE even if it's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE but post pic plz

Who would I talk to if I had serious homo problems?

hi fellow goon i'm a poster with good advice you should listen to me because i've been where you are and i know where you might be headed i know you're in a rough spot right now and everything will be all right but you need to do whatever it is you have to do

SEVER MAN FUCKIN SEVER I AM A CLEVER PERSON

hey i just found this girls myspace and phone number and email address and physical address and her job even though nobody fucking asked for it now i can be a real internet detective hero by harassing innocent fucking people out of the blue

I hate the forums, but once in a while there's a piece of content that doesn't suck on the actual site.

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

I never paid one cent to that goddamned community. My account was a Christmas present. :(

Well I wish I could've asked around before I wasted my chump change on an account. :(

He won't update the cliff section. :(



I had a number of entries sent in like the one picture I showed Pub Lover. The one with the three girls. Also, that one girl with the hooters shirt.

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

And State Og was usually great too. :(

But no let's trudge through another boring-as-fuck horror movie review >:

I hate it when they're pages long. It used to be I could go through 'em alright but now they're unbareable. I think it's Pantfish. >:

I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

Ditto for this board, guys.

What the hell did MLE ever do to you that you didn't deserve, Seven Force? >: