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i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread

Several people have asked me to change my avatar now. :(

STDmx also asked me to post a picture of myself, so that makes her crazy, & crazy people can't call for avatar reform.

I like my avatar. :(

I dont get your avatar

Ewww! :x

What is there to get? I'm a Sad Cosplaying Liar.

pub i like you and everything, but it wouldnt suprise me if you've jerked off to that thread :(

There is only freaky porn in that thread. WTH perverts?! >:

isnt that that girl from farscape though?

Yes, I really give a great impression to people. >:

i thought the german shit porn was hillarious. my friends think i'm a psychopath for finding it so funny :(

the japanese shit thing was funny too

OR IS IT ME DRESSED AS HER FOR A SCIFICON?




oh gods, I totally see I'm the guy that jerks off the the NSFW thread. :(

i was just kidding you big baby

The idea of human shit on me makes me sick. :(

Animal shit I don't mind so much. :)

i thought it was hillarious, but it also made me really nauseas. especially when she was rubbing it all over her face :x

if i ever dated a girl and found out she was into scat, i'd put that bitch to the curb >:

what would you say to her exactly

SEVEN FORCE 7 FORCE SEVEN FARCE

SECOND COURSE

sevenforce that really sounds like something kellychaos would post :(

Kelly always posted like he was narrating a discovery channel special

alright guys

truth time

I'm not gone, you jerk. >:

check your myspace >:

ok

there is a theme on my friendlist. i have met every single one of those people in person. no internet people allowed! no camgirls! no bands! no pets! no fake celebirty accounts! none of it!

the purity of my myspace will not be compromised for anything less than fifty dollars.

well thats quite alright

i wouldnt want you to compromise your principles

I TOO have principles to follow:

no trannies :(

thats not to say im calling you one, im not, thats just the way it is :(

i guess you could say im not too fond of surprises :lol

Myspaces are for emo kids >:

sex
fun sex toys
anal sex
sexy sex
anal sex toys
sex toys
sex stories
sex movies
toy story movies

I can't stand it when people say "my myspace". But there's no other way to say it >:

you could refer to yourself in the third person i guess

or say "THE MYSPACE WHAT IS MINE" or some shit

"you are really gross"

that'll learn her

:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

FUCK

Surprisingly, I could give a shit what you laugh at/with.

HEY EVERYBODY!

:eek :eek SAMS BACK :eek :eek

HEY THERE MISTER SAM >:
WAY TO MAKE A ONE WORD POST >:
SEE YOU IN THREE MONTHS >:

excellent haiku 10/10 points

I won five bucks in the lottery drawing today :(

I liked this place when it was Saved By The Bell

I tolerated this place when it became Saved By The Bell: The College Years

But I can't stand this place now that i's Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

You know what I mean, guys.

I'm going to melt, thanks alot juttin and misdemanor you cads

EDIT: AND TRASH >:

Am I a vet yet?

You need to go see a vet.

A vet is where his pal Shifty's baby was born.

:(

Hey gadzooks man, I ain't posting here, man I was like " fuck noone likes me" so I'm gong to stop man, sorry man, sorry. :(

I've improved over my old posting.

like this lol.this is how i used to post,all the time

I mean,

Come on. Come on.

Why do people continuously feel the need to say how they've gotten better at posting, or have gotten funnier since they first joined?

If you're funny, people will realize. They don't need you to tell 'em.

:O!

Oh, and being a vet isn't THAT big of a deal, kids. It's nothing to stress over. Alrighty? :D

I don't care about being funny, or being a "Vet".

I've been lurking here longer than half of this board's been posting

And once again, that matters because?

MOCKERY, I'M SORRY FOR MY CRIMES AGANST YOU, LET ME HOLD YOU TO ME, AND WHISPER SOFT WORDS OF SORROW. :(

I feel the same as I always did.

It doesnt fucking matter whos a vet or whos gotten better or whatnot. The point is is that we're all white.

Alright.

Alright is what I meant to say.

I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all

Yay another bitch for me to slap around.

I have a very sad confession to make.

:( I wanted the "glory" of posting that.

I have an account with Myspace.

so I play Second life.

:lol

There's not much glory involved, unless you get that person to post something in defense. :)

It's the internet equivilent of saying "hey guys that annoying kid is walking towards us let's say mean things to him".

IMO

shouldn't it be "Snakes on a Forum"?

He could be dangling them by a string.

Sevenforce Gimme Back my TV! >:

Shouldn't you be cooking my dinner? >:

Oh, I haven't read a "Woman cooking dinner" joke for such a long time, ever since before Kulturkampf took over for ole whatshisname.

Thanks, Juttin. You are now a valid poster in the I-Mockery community.

I feel so validated :(

Anyways, I agree, that was in bad taste.

No you don't, kissass.

Now that is comedy gold.

You should be talking, KISSASS

I almost didn't notice the whip.

If that's Pee-Wee Herman that picture is fucking great.

FUCKING

GREATXFLAHG

Ever since I stopped updating I've been getting like 4 HITS A DAY man :picklehat

That's because me being the eternal queer I am, I check the site about 4 times a day. :(

Hey, I wrote a really funny article for your site. Shoot me an email if you're interested!

I'll shoot your face >:

But yeah I'm interested but I'm not going to throw URLs all willy-nilly on my address bar to access my email right now.

If you're still interested in getting emailed then shoot me an email.

Oh man, sorry, that was a joke. :(

I was totally going to post right after that with some sort of sarcastic comment about me never being funny. :(

It's Chojin's fault he said his new newb toy was 'better than nude shots of my [Chojin's] perfect ass' which it isn't. Seriously, this forum used to get asses like this Eliminator chap every other day. :(

P.S. if anyone has some new shots of Chojin naked I'm totally willing to trade for some old ones. :(

I can make one for you.

i... i got a little excited :( i haven't had an oversensitive dickbag to poke in a while :(

:lol

Waht happened to you? And why hasn't your name changed yet? >:

I went away to discover myself.

In north carolina.

I'll always be here, Chojin. How about I call you out again for old times sake :(

EDIT: That is a lot of frownies in that post. This is a sad post.

No more frownies than can be found in one of my posts. :(

I had three more frownies in that post than you had in yours. And don't edit your post to make it have five or so help me I'll probably care at least a little. :(

pub lovers posts automagically get +100 frownies ;(

Pub rolled a goth chick :(

I do not edit my posts. If I started doing that I would just get mad and want to delete every post I've ever made. :(

I should have said per sentance. :(

I sometimes wonder if :( just means full stop to me. :(

Err, you guys call the periods in the US, right?:(

You couldn't call them that in the UK. :(

You'd end up having to turn a hose on the childrn to stop them giggling. :(

Stupid children always laughing at me! >:

:lol


:(

What does rolled mean in that context? :(

I think it means 'fucked'. :(

'Is' would have been a better word. :(

:lol @ :goth

:(

"Rolled" in that context means that's the character type you chose when you started a D&D game or any MMORPG.

Nerd reference.



:(

EDIT: :(

Since I started to 'touch type' instead of 'watching my fingers', my spelling has really gone down hill. :(

I can't find chojin's email thread but I got this one today

I actually got that the first time I read the post, but then my self pity made me forget by the time I replied. :(

I'd have said +5 to make extra sure people knew I was being a nerd. :(

+5 is the nerd catch all in my opinion. :(

I dated a hot girl with a +5 after date experience. :(

I saved the town and gained a +5 population gratitude award. :(

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing +5 sunglasses. :(

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