lunch break, lol

CARROTS!

PEPPERMINT TEA!

grapefruit :licklips

grapefruit sounds much tastier in French.

Pamplemousse.

The mousse part is deceiving, you'd never know it was a ball of battery acid :(

FUCK grapefruit, sir. Did they teach you to enjoy that shit in the army? >:

Pample mouse?

more like pomp-le-moose

sorta

french comes across weird in english phoenetics.

Sup fags?

Yo, fiend.

What's happening tart?

Eating tea, Pimp.

yo bebe i wuz tinkin u ni mebbe go out n do sum shiz wut u say?

I don't know how I found this, but it's pretty funny and looking at it makes me feel like I'm peering into the photo albums of some really ugly family.

http://www.latendressefamily.com/

:eek that was scary!

I feel stained.

that chick looked like a dood

and by dood I mean chick

That's even more confusing!

They don't just look Canadian...they look so Canadian.

God...the sweaters!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YniAmQkZBj0

This is my new favourite cat-related video.

Uh... Fuck you. They're just ugly poor people. The ugly clothes and furniture is evidence of that. My family has never worn ugly sweaters like that and I only ever see poor people wearing them.

Thus the Canadian connection.

Oh, fuck yourself, I'm French, that's worse.

That page doesn't look like it's been updated in years*. The world went through an ugly phase in the 90s. They sort of do look like Kids in the Hall characters.


Also, I live in Ohio, home of the Amish Traffic Jam.

I bought 2 grapes today, grapes are awesome

Uk Youtube don't load so well over here.

I've never understood why japanese raccoons have huge balls :/

srsly though they're actually raccoon DOGS, not raccoons, and they always show them having big balls because that symbolizes money

because their name sort of sounds like gold ball

I think

O yeah and that belly button is hilarious

TWO GRAPES

:rolleyes

:rolleyes :rolleyes

Take this dove and
Place it on your pages
To show your support
For Cancer research and
Survivors everywhere

:rolleyes

Oh great, another "awesome" alt by esuohlim :rolleyes

g'nite :rolleyes

I'd say being a ginger is what's worse than being French or Canadian :(

Also, I didn't hate rankeri back when he was new. Now though, holy fuck. It's like there's a point where some of these dumb mother fuckers just decide that because they don't have people hounding them in every thread, they're accepted and people find them funny.

You're still just a dumb, fat, uuuugly fin to me.

I CAN'T FIND BOD'S MYSPACE >:

That's probably a good thing

I imagine Pub Lover already tracked it down years ago


One of the "bachelors" I linked to in Bod's thread is a fucking tranny vampire, I would have thought you'd be all over that by now

Pub doesn't share with me. He's a hoarder.

I'm vaguely disturbed by the fact that Pub Lover seems to have a folder for everyone who posts here.

If you're willing to post a picture, you're asking for it

I accepted that long ago.

More pictures of Kitsa please. srsly, red hair = good.

I think she is cute, too bad she's so self loathing.

save it for my eulogy tadao:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p-R9pJbMFQ

Fucking fuck, I love home. COME TO ME, SKYLINE.

eeeeeeeeyyyyarrrrrgggghhh

But then again the last time I got near a Skyline I had like a 104 fever and the shakes, so it might have imprinted the revulsion on me.

Have you ever seen the Cleveland ep of "No Reservations" where Anthony Bourdain goes to Skyline?

They have Skylines in Cleveland?

WTF

Hell, I have a Skyline less than 5 mins from me. I could walk to it, but I'd have to cross I-75.

I wouldn't eat fuck-all in Cleveland, if I had things my way.

Nothing tastes as good as you remember. Disappointment awaits you at every corner. My heart is as black as their fryers oil.

I think Kitsa should give me her Myspace link so I can add her.

It's an exclusive club of me and my buddy Tom.

I really wish they'd replace the Tom account with a Rupert Murdock account since Tom and his bundles of cash are long gone.

That said who the hell still uses MySpace anyway? Jeez get the with times, gramps!

Mybe he's obligated. Likeit was in his contract to be everybody's friend.

Kinda like Brewster's Millions.

Very anti-social people who are trying to be social :(

My family ruined Myspace for me.

Family ruins everything. Dumb jerks.

I wish facebook was still only for college and university students and alumni. I don't like seeing fucking townies and pictures of their trucks popping up all over the place.

I use myspace to keep in touch with people who don't have facebook.

SHeeit man, Lord Sappington's getting actual advice? And sympathy? Least the fucker can do is get pissed off already

Fackin boooooooooored, goddam



what are you fuckers doing

Drinkin and postin

Working with inks this thick is like working with oils, I have FIVE fucking canvases drying all around me so that I can keep working on them

WHy the hell aren't you drinking with real people, anyway, it's not like you're stuck in a town where everything closes before 9:00

Actually I am. I am 2 hours north of LA. We don't even have a hotel here. Dad moved everyone here so that my little brothers wont get in as much trouble as I used to. So he picked a stupid area with nothing around. I could go to the only bar there is, but it is far from being a happy bar.

What inks are you using? Post a link and I can pretend to agree that I know what they are.

I'll just put up one of the shitty color doodles

But that doesn't show me the pens you are using.

I'm not putting any actual pieces up, though

Pens? Shit, I use anything that I have at my disposal to spread the ink around




Mainly me steeltip calligraphy pen, though

Did you lose control of the ink flow on the top right?

Naw, the whole thing is about half of it's original size, why?

Hell, the only part that really flowed was the pure green around the buildings

Ah, fuck it this shit ain't drying till morning. Later

Bullshit :rolleyes

This coming from a fat redneck who thinks he's all big and bad, now that he has added flame shaped decals to his pick up truck :rolleyes

Yeah, I really like the way the green came out. Just above the main green at the very top is 3 strong fingers of red, they look heavy on the red and I thought maybe you held the pen down too long. Those three look like they are supposed to blend as the really don't have a clean line of definition to them.

:posh

What does this say Finland?

Roughly translated:

EXECUTIONER MANNERHEIM
1910: The bloody mercenary of Russian emperor Nikolai

1918: The murderer of tens of thousands working class people. The executioner of Finnish people

1939: Gold, which Mannerheim receives for the blood of Finnish workers and peasants.

1940: Henchman of the English bank magnates, the provoker of anti soviet war



This was soviet propaganda used during continuation war, and they practically tried to open the old wounds of civil war and get the working class people to join them.

But Mannerheim is a hero to Finland right?

Fat redneck? I'm an average sized student who takes the bus to school. I make fun of rednecks, MUFUCKA.

Seriously rankeri, you might fit in better if you weren't a poor-man's retarded version of milhouse/sam/anyone who excessively uses :rolleyes

Yeah, he was highly respected among soldiers and common people. They're making a movie about him, it wil be directed by Renny Harlin and should premiere during 2009.

You guys should just call it World War II like everyone else.

I have a dental cleaning in an hour. :(

My mom used to have to surprise me with dental appointments because I'd disappear. There was one time she showed up at school to take me to one and I seriously considered making a run for it out a side door.

(My teeth are radiation damaged and when metal touches them it's like a strong electric shock)

radiation damaged? how?

I used to have a boss who lived on a farm when she was a kid. She said her teeth became radiation damaged from drinking out of an old well they had. They were a funny light green color.

CHERNOBYL, SIR

I DO HOPE I GET SOME ROLLEYES

Whoah, americans are aware of chernobyl? :eek

That's like me saying "Whoah, someone from Europe that doesn't stereotype all Americans? :eek", except that will never happen because that's what everyone from outside the USA does. At least that's what I think based on European stereotypes.

In other words, yes you fag.

Are Finnish people aware of Swaziland's crippling AIDS epidemic? :eek

Are Finnish people aware of the International Date Line? :eek

Are Finnish people aware of Pluto's current classification status? :eek :eek

You amaze me, esuohlim :rolleyes

Q: Why are there no Finns on the moon?

A: They went, but there was no wood.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

More great Finnish jokes here! http://www.expat-finland.com/living_...ish_jokes.html

man, these bring back memories from my elementary school years :>

Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.
Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."
Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but we'll go blind!"
Sakke slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think we've seen enough."