EXACTLY :rolleyes

There are many spectator-experts out there if you know what I mean.

I don't keep aquariums a lot because I can't stand cleaning them, it messes with my OCD too much. I used to raise tons of reptiles and amphibians (I once had a colony of over 45 tree frogs, until a new guy whose redleg didn't show up till he was out of quarantine wiped out the whole population). My personal favorites were always veiled chameleons, but I won't raise them again until I can afford the absolute perfect setup. I want to convert a shower stall.

The only reptile I've ever owned was a leopard gecko named Mick Jagger.

I think having a chameleon would be pretty cool.

I don't know, though, the only pets I see in my near future (I'm movin' to NC and then living in the woods for a while in a year) is a dog.

I have a leopard gecko right now. She's 14 and her name is Fido. Her mate, Spot, died a few years back.

Fido could have been a mother many times over, but she was a dumbass. Either that, or she performed a lot of home-abortions. She would always lay her eggs in the open, right under the heat lamp, and by the time I got to them in the morning they'd always be dried-out and unsalvageable :(

you're moving down HERE?

I'm bad with pets. I forget to feed myself, they have no chance. Same reason why i won't have kids.

I'LL NEVER FORGET TO FEED YOU, SHRUBFEST. ;)

CHEESE TOAST AND BEER. ;)

YAY! YOU REMEMBER!

Mick Jagger was a loooone wolf! I ended up giving him to a co-worker who wanted a leopard gecko for his daughter.


It depends on where HEEEERRRREEEEE is. Is it west of Asheville? Within a national forest, just south of a national park? Near the southern terminus of the Blue Ridge Parkway?

Nah nowhere near that.
I just meant nc inGenrea;l

CiG, I just watched a commercial for a touring Disney show the other day. How do they keep the heads from coming off when they're dancing around? Do they latch down somehow?

It's a Disney secret.

They've had their best imagineers working on that problem for the past 50 years.

Well then NC in general, yes. wanna makes out ??

The heads fit kind of like hoods.
There's the big top part of the head with the face, and they normally have a long neck attached to be tucked under the costume.
Disney is pretty elaborate with some of theirs depending on what the character is doing.

Ah. Thanks.

Here's a fun news story: Dump truck driver finds 2 year old wandering along highway, hands him to a prison work crew for safekeeping.
http://www.whiotv.com/news/19035806/detail.html#-

"Go play with the scary men while I finish my route."

I had a night of guns, drinking and strippers last night. Am I supposed to feel even emptier today?

sounds about right.

I would have been ok, if I was doing all this with a girl.

Of course. ;)

Shrub needs to come to Cali. I'll take sloppy seconds.

It'd be on ninths or tenths by the time I was done with it. ;)

How about a double team then. As long as we keep :highfive distance, I'm down.

After a few drinks you'd look like Caligula extras and you know it.

I'll even balance a beer bottle on my head whilst I do it.

After a few drinks I wouldn't care.

Fair enough.

I <3 my USB microscope with onboard camera, but it doesn't do fantastic things for the OCD :(

Hey you should send it to [DISLIKED MALE BOARD MEMBER] so he can take a picture of his dick :rolleyes

you are so funny.

That was funny though.

Kitsa you are so rude.

Hey guys! Who wants to see my dick?

OMG WASH IT QUICK!

I CAN SEE THE GERMS LIVING ON IT

me too :(

Edit: here's a teeny dead ant I stole out of a spiderweb:

I've GOT to get me some o' that! :SCIENCE!

This is what I have.

http://www.opticsplanet.net/carson-d...mera-epix.html



My favorite thing about this is that it detaches from the base. If you could find a big enough orifice, it could be an endoscope! As it is, I just worry myself over various dermatological problems.

Oh be still my beating heart :love

Can't beat $70. I got it for myself as a birthday gift a couple of years back. I have a big clunky field microscope I never use; I was thinking that once I find the power supply I might donate it to a school or something.

:lol Why does that always happen?

Try e-bay.

It's supposed to have a 2-hour battery life, but that would be useless without the power supply :( Because the bf is in IT and the damn place is filled with various power supplies, I despair of ever finding it.

Hell yes.

Hey I haven't posted in this topic in a while.
Have you missed me?
I know Tadao has but he doesn't count.

I refuse to after my math teacher touched me.

Since when did I become your math teacher?

When you put your finger in him.

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

That song gets played at every heavy metal party I go to.

I had it on my old ipod forever. Then the ipod kind of got laundered :(

Not the other way - that would be gay, and of course then I would have to smite you. :(

Happy Birthday Pentegarn!

Yes, happy birthday he who hides in the sports forum.

I was debating puting it in the football thread.

He's not hiding, he's being inconspicuous.

Happy birthday, young man! :party

Happy birthday fellow Jackets fan :D

you guys are forgetting about Pwnzerfaust, it's his birthday too >:

Happy birthday oh pwnly one. May your pwnliness come down from the sky above and lay upon the earth your next to us. Pwn us from the left. Pwn us from the right. Pwn us from your pwny while you ride it. While I'm watching Pwn alone 2. He's Pwny. He's Pwny. Leave me aloney. >:


I'm out of puns for the day. I'm going to get some BBQ.

I hate April Fool's Day.

I can't wait to see what wackiness awaits the Fark homepage this year! AHAHAHAHAHOMGOMGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't even want to leave the damn house.

4/1 and 10/31 - my two favorite days of the year. Go figure.

May 4th is coming up pretty soon though.

Who should I ban as an April Fools joke

HOW ABOUT MYSELF HAHAHA

YOU"RE A LAIR!

man i couldn't ban myself when i tried it >: wth u lier

anyways UNbanning is clearly a much better a. fools day joke :eek

ok I'm not actually banned arpil fools :(

dang i just looked at who's gonna be at the emerald city comicon this weekend and i'm really tempted to go now >: HEY MAX AND PROTO HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I CHUCK SOMETHING HEAVY AT ROB LEIFIELD

I found these pics of tattoos that are NSFW.

MARGE YOURE BREAKING MY HEARRRT

Seeing as Homer would be the cockgobbler, it's probably the other way round.

I watched the latest episode of bart the general recently and it was really fucking long (like half an hour) and stupid.

I went to a nature preserve area yesterday to do some hiking in a spot I'd never been before. It was nice up on the mountain--I played around on rocks for a while. Then, when I got back to the bottom near the creek, I got a reminder of why I hate public land.



Get the fuck out of my woods.

SOMEONE WROTE PUSSY ON THAT TREE!!! HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT SHIT!!!

Somebody had carved "ICP" into another one. Beech trees are very nice looking but I really hate them because if you see one along a trail, it's going to have stuff carved into it.

They should have used a nicer font.

That must be an old pussy as you can see the scar running through it.

If it said "eat pussy" it would have been like I wrote it! :eek

Yeah.. uh... Sam, I've been meaning to tell you.... You don't actually try to eat pussy. Your ex asked me to tell you that.

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

Aaarg: I know, in Logan it seemed like every trail picture I tried to take was marred by the carvings or paintings of some idiot.

Logan, Logan, Logan... is that nearer to Hocking or, like, Columbus?

Hocking Hills.

Ah, ok. I could never keep that stuff straight. Athens and all that, too. I always thought that the area with Hocking was Nelson County on account of Nelsonville and my familiarity with Nelson County, VA.

Nelsonville is an arguable candidate for "Ohio's unwiped anus".

I'm not a fan.

YOU BROKE MY GRILL? >:

Yet another reason to hate April Fool's- idiot newscasters who think it's fun to open with fake stories.

Like the weather guy who yattered on and on about how it's going to be sunny and in the seventies tomorrow, then could barely control himself going OH HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL.

Idiot.

Luckily I forgot it was April Fools upon hearing that my sister may have skin cancer and my uncle has hepatitis C.

From the way Ashley described Nelsonville, it wasn't somewhere I wanted to visit. Her neighbor's porch was supported by an old van he had parked underneath it, and his five+ kids would steal shit from her.

I hate when I run out of happy.

I KNEW IT

Just got back from driving 7 hours and I don't ever want to drive a vehicle ever again.

Oh maaaaaan, 7 hours isn't so bad!

(Telling myself this because I have an 8-hour trip in a few days, which results in a second 8-hour trip home--only to make the same trip two weeks later)