so i'm moving to north carolina and i think i'm going to casually pick up smoking pot upon doing so.

asheville is the right area for it.
lots of hippies there

Milhouse- you should watch the "musical" episode. I'm not saying I liked it, but I couldn't look away.

So it is true that the UK is coming close to eclipsing the "Ugly American" reputation abroad.

yeah well it's not really an active choice, but i figure i'll be staying with j for a while. j smokes pot socially. why not join in?

That's downtown San Francisco right there.

I'm glad I didn't miss springtime this year.

Holy fucking shit. Indoor Lacrosse is the craziest thing I've been to in a while. Basically gang beatings with music playing the entire time. The announcer over the loud speaker can yell anything he wants at any time. During halftime they had two girls race each other in the Atlasphere from American Gladiators except they looked more like the bubble from bubble boy. Halfway through the race our mascot (The Buffalo Bandit....who kind looked like a racoon with a gringo mustache) came off the bench and did a flying shoulder tackle to the one girl. She was down, then Bandit went over to the other girl and got in her way so the first girl could catch up. Then right before the finish he went back to the first girl and missile drop kicked her bubble causing her to lose. Oh, and chearleaders during the quarters and sometimes for no reason at all. I might get season tickets for next year.

Sounds like fun.

Today's going to be a long day. I've carved out a little island for myself but that doesn't help much because the island has no bathroom :(

all the children should stay away from drugs and the booze. and the yogurt. it's bad for you

ESUOHLIM'S NERD-CRUSH OF THE MONTH™

ALYSON HANNIGAN :(

That silly Millhouse.

WILL HE EVER FIND LOVE? :rolleyes

I'd agree but I didn't see anything except

I SAW HER FIRST SAM >:

YOU SIR ARE MISSING OUT. I MADE HER MY SEXY BACKGROUND FOR SEX :love

man my delivery man is about to be here

to deliver weed

in your faces

I spend my Saturday nights alone and high :(

I am in a guest house.

I feel like Kato Kaelin.

gay?

something wrong with that?

no I was asking if that's how you felt

Mainly just cold, because there's only a space heater in here and I'm afraid of it. Other than that it's pretty cool. Only thing it lacks is a bathroom :( Even has a fridge and exercise equipment.

ABOUT TO WITNESS A MURDER?

DEAR MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, IT IS NOT COOL TO JUST RANDOMLY SEND ME AIM MESSAGES TELLING ME HOW HIGH ON ACID YOU ARE. >:

NO WONDER YOU EAT 3 FUCKING PIZZAS IN ONE NIGHT.

:rolleyes

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...093mugs12.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

IT'S TADAO!!!!

Is that Tadao? :(

Because he's giving a thumbs-up (I think), I'd prefer to believe it was Tadao whether it really is or not.

I really hope it is. That's how I see him in my mind. It's just so right.

Tadao, we're going to need a yes or no on this one.

That's totally him.




and Happy Birthday Phoenix Gamma! I hope your either getting drunk or still hungover.

:eek

I think you're more likely to find Tadao on the federal sex offender registry.

Why, did MLE press charges on me :(

It was mainly the thumbs up that sealed the deal for me.

THAT'S RIGHT, BRAH, TWO UNDERAGE CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

If you're gonna do time, at least enjoy the crime baby!

Apparently Marilyn Chambers just died.

Along with this unfortunate ad placement.

Tadao gives sex offense two thumbs up

HOLLY FUCK I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING WITTY!

I was just reading all of Achewood and

Blago pleads not guilty at arraignment? What a surprise!

Another link for you:

My brother's friend screws up on the job, makes news

Ugghhhh. I drank half a bottle of Carlo Rosi Chablis and have trouble seeing straight right now.

Why such shitty wine?

Also I'm not 100% on this but I think my dog might have just given me a black eye.

She was playing on my bed and flailing around with her big sasquatch feet and nailed me with a claw on the right eyelid. Fortunately, I got my eye closed in time, but it has that deep-bruise feel.

And I have family in town tomorrow. Fun.

Hope your eye feels better.

I felt like getting a large amount of wine for not a lot of money. We played scene it and I remember how much I dislike that game.

<3

Anyway, board games suck and I hate them and also they suck. You were better off drunk if you had to play one, I guess. When I go to hell, it will be filled with board games and over-cheery people wanting to play them.

I lost my temper with some flickr messages and now I'm making a(n?) FAQ that will probably alienate some people.

I've learned some important things this week:
1-Gay men love kiwi green fingernails.
2-Mrs. Cunningham and Pinky Tuscadero's hair are top priority.
3-Beehive hair requires much more hairspray than I think I've ever owned in my life.
4-I still have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

Next week I'm going in for an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.

I don't have many positive experiences with MRI machines.
:(
I hope yours is better.

It was a Steven Wright joke I just heard :)

Ahhhhhh.
I don't know much about him.

Rodney Dangerfield on Quaaludes.

He's been good in the movies I saw him in (Wright I mean, everyone knows Rodney movies rule).


Speaking of Rodney Dangerfield. I saw a latina chick at Wal-Mart that looked JUST LIKE HIM.
Eyes and waistline. Fucking hideous beast.
She was riding one of those motorized scooters with a basket in the front around the store.
We got behind her in line and I thought nothing of it, maybe she has leg surgery or something.
I became distracted by shiny pink stuff on the end cap and turned away.
When I turned back around she was standing up buying athletic clothes.
A curiosity, indeed.
15 minutes later her basket was full of bags and ready to go.
Her card was declined.
What does she do?
She looks side to side, and then walks to the back of the store, leaving the full basket and the motorized scooter/wheelchair blocking the entire checkout lane.

I hope to see her again one day at 2AM in Wal-Mart, mostly so I can stalk her and take pictures of her.

Wow, I should get out of the house more. I just might feel better about myself running into these people. I'm just afraid that I have become my online personality and say or do something I will be arrested for.

Wal-Marts should always make you feel better about yourself.

Sometimes, really late at night, we see midgets there.
It's totally awesome.

My face is like a leaky faucet.
I hate pollen.

I would soooooo suck the snot out of your nose.

good god I can't be the only one who got that.

I advise against open MRI, if they try to steer you in that direction. It's just as bad, only upright (chair wedged inbetween 2 big disks). Also, it's about $1000 more.

I'd love to have an MRI. I always hope to find a reason beyond my control for my actions.

You make a wonderful Nazi!

We don't like being out in the open during the day, too many birds of prey.

Nah, me too.

I had an MRI about 14 years ago - it was OK space-wise, but was LOUD - kind of like being in a steel can while a slow jackhammer was pounding away at the outside. Ouch.

I have had dozens of MRI's and have to have one every year. You get used to them, i can even fall asleep in one.

I have as few as three or four and as many as six or seven a year. I used to think it sounded like pots and pans in a dryer, but now it sounds more like a Buck Rogers-style ray gun fight going on in there.

You never need to move, breathe or swallow until they tell you that you can't.

Mmmm, clever...
Wonder how much that cost to fix?

Yes, it's long and loud and yes, the MRI contrast may or may not turn out to kill your kidneys, but it's still better than having a CT or PET and getting radiated.

I sure seem to be getting a lot of banner ads with a woman on a toilet here

Reading a lot of Jeanette threads recently?

She could probably do her business if she pulled her pants down. :\

EEG :x

EEGs are meh.

I had an EMG last year when they thought I had permanent nerve damage from a botched spinal block. That was the fourth suckiest test I've ever experienced*, and I've experienced the biggies.

I knew I was in trouble when the doctor administering the test (red flag- when a doctor administers a test and doesn't trust a lesser clinician, expect bad things) walked in reading the instruction manual. Then he explained, as he prepped the four inch needles that were to go in "as deep as they need to", that he needed to guess where my femoral artery was because he wouldn't be able to stop the bleed if he impaled it, meaning I might bleed to death.

The needles are supposed to act as radio transmitters, reading electrical impulses through the muscles. Either he jabbed a nerve, or I got shocked by the machine, or something, because the sensation was pretty fucking horrible.

The physician who ordered the test said it's referred to as "the attitude adjuster".

*distant fourth behind aforementioned botched spinal, during which I thought the inept anesthesiologist might actually paralyze or kill me, a bone marrow aspiration with no anesthesia and a lingual thyroid biopsy with no anesthesia, during which I choked on my own blood and had to be suctioned, then was physically unable to leave the room of my own volition and had to be wheeled back to the doctor's office, where I spent an hour or so in the fetal position.

hey guys what happened to the 2008 mock wars tournament

Apparently ridiculing a person's possible sexual orientation and implying that he plays with Polly Pocket is a private messagable offense around here these days

hey what happened your permanent legal place of residence

no really what happened where did it go

Hey guys, anybody seen Zomboid around lately? Just wondering why he hasn't been posting much. :picklehat

I've been busy making cardboard chapeaus that resemble vegetables and writing letters of praise to you.

oh CRAP :chatter

Told ya!

Oh hey! He's back! Welcome back Zomboid! Good to see ya! It's been too long! :picklehat

Hey -RoG-!

I really liked your latest piece on that thing from the 80s. You know the one - it had animated gifs.

blecch

Thanks! I really liked your latest post about my latest piece from the 80s. But you know what could've made your post even better? Animated gifs. :picklehat

I concur. Unfortunately, I have to go off to a final at school. Boy, it'll sure be hard to concentrate now that I have all those wacky animated gifs stuck in my head :lol

Here's two for the road!

i love carpet

I played some hybrid of beer pong and flip cup called flong last night. It wasn't groundbreaking but it was nice to try something new.

GR8 TO HEAR

MANTIS ALWAYS HAS TO PIPE IN.

To bad he doesn't pass it.

PASS WHAT