No, she forced me into growing up and dressing nice. Later on she wondered what happened to the original me. :x

Everyone knows Tadai lose their value once they're removed from their original packaging.

There was also a guy in hunting camo and one who had a shirt that said WOMEN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME in neon puffy paint.

One thing that I can say about you after seeing your pictures, Tadao, is that at the very least you seem to be able to dress appropriately when necessary. More than I could say about a lot of people.

:lol

I spent the last 15 years in dress pants and ties. I can sell the devil fire. It's just not the real me.

What I meant was that you can get your shit together when necessary. As can I. Hose and a dress aren't the real me either, but I do it when I have to.

People would consider me consevative if they had never met me before.

Oh yeah, I clean up real nice. I think that's the phase people use on me nowadays.

Heh.

When I left my hospital job, I was convinced pantyhose were the work of Satan. I was all for building a bonfire of them and dancing around it.

Being half Japanese and male, that makes me cry.

It's like being stuffed into a fucking sausage casing.

Naked Ladies Dancing Around Burning Stuff? That makes you cry?

I suggest that you are favouring a lifestyle outside of the norm that involves dicks in your face.

The white half of me is extremely homophobic.

http://cgi.ebay.com/JACK-DANIELS-JAP...dZp1638Q2em124

there's that shirt if you want it, tadao. You can pull it off.

Hmmm, I might get it after payday.

Too bad the site doesn't have it listed. I never buy anything from Ebay. Especially after I heard that fowl shit come from the CEOs mouth during Palins run.

I've started buying a lot of stuff on etsy because they don't buttrape you with fees and you can get anything you want custom-made with their alchemy feature.

Cool, I'll have to show mom, she quit selling on Ebay because now the seller can't leave negative comments about buyers who rip people off and she hates having to use Paypal and pay their fees. I don't know for sure if she's right, I only know she won't sell on there.

Edit: Nevermind, she sells the old coin collection. That won't qualify lol.

:lol :lol :lol

Etsy has a "vintage" category, she might get away with listing it there.

Where else could you find a google-eyed fairy turd bottled as a pendant?

Also, lolz

Yeah, I hear you, but I do know all about Kaiser and Nixon. That's not all though This whole defense of torture is eating me up inside. So many people are saying that it is justified. Then there are all the people who put their hope in Obama, all that hope should be put into their neighborhood. It's all gonna fall hard and fast and half of America will be saying "I told you so" while the other half will say "We tried", and we will be at our most kicked and beaten and the powerful will swoop down and feast on whats left.

But that's just me. I'm sure I'm very wrong.

I used to have cards that basically cussed you out and requested that you leave a can opener so that I could get into my car.

I was coming to this thread to talk about the British section of Sicko being misleading, but I was distracted by photoshop.

:pagebrak

:balls

What's the misleading part? I hear that they have some good size hurdles.

I don't remember, I was overcome by the act of rubbing your digital nipples.

DIGIPPLES!

I dunno. Michael Moore strikes me as someone who, as I said before, does have a lot of good points...but I think he's also capable of pulling out all of the half-truths and propaganda stops he can in order to make those points. Things got awfully twisty in Sicko.

True, we don't have universal healthcare and we need to either have some version of it or make reasonable healthcare more available in some other way. But I don't believe for a minute that countries that do have universal healthcare are skipping through some la-la-la medical fairyland where everything is just fantastic.

The reform I'd really like to see is for all of the states to follow Massachusetts' example and make it illegal for insurance companies to discriminate against someone with childhood cancer. I was born with my cancer and, as far as insurance companies were concerned, I had a lifelong "pre-existing condition" and had to either jump through their hoops (at one point going a YEAR WITHOUT TREATMENT) or not have insurance at all. Long story shorter, insurance companies have fucked with my entire life, up to and including having to leave medical school to work fulltime and keep insurance.

So it's not like I don't have a big problem with the insurance companies.

I have talked to one Canadian about the universal health care they have up there. She said it sucks. BAD. Yea everyone can get treatment.... But by everyone they mean EVERYONE. You break your arm? Have fun waiting in line all day with that broken arm while you wait for your turn. She said she was happy to pay for faster medical service.

Insurance companies are the devil! I work with an older lady who has some problem with her knee. It constantly hurts her and she has to go in twice a year and have it drained or something just so she can continue to walk. They consider it elective and she has to pay for it all herself. Other than that and the fact that she is in her 60s, she is actually in rather good health. This kind of thing happens all over the place all the time with insurance companies. Most people would be better off just putting their money in a savings account.

I'm on the do not insure list. So yeah, I would gladly wait in line with a broken arm instead of having my brother try to snap it back in place and make me a splint based based of a scene in a Die Hard movie.

Insurance forms just get ya' down! What everybody needs to do... is dance!

Since my spine is fused, I can only pogo :tear

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE!

Instead of studying I'm playing Doom all day

I'm fucking up some Cacodemons left and right :picklehat

I was obsessed with Doom when I was about seven or eight, and I haven't played it in forever :eek

They tried to get me to fuse mine by I opted to just live with the pain instead. Bad times.

I was never given the option, it fuses on it's own. It's a super power.

Oh, and was buttsex involved the other night? And hook me up with you sister.

I'M NAKED AND I'M STILL SWEATING.
I'm going to stand in front of the freezer now.

Funny, that's were I put the live cam!

Turkey's done!

Freezer was useless.
No ice cream.
:(

HONKA HONKA

Nothing says soothing cold like rich, creamy Haagen Dazs.

I KNOW!
And if we had gone to the grocery store last night like I wanted, I'd have my goddamm fancy ice cream.

I was at the grocery store last night for 18 and a half hours. in a few hours I'll be there again, but only for eight.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YOU WANTED ICE CREAM!

The night doesn't go for eighteen and a half hours.

It does in some places. :eek

well it was afternoon, evening, night, early morning, morning.

Dammit.
no ice cream tonight in my slimfast
no ice cream tonight in my bowl

I GOT ICE CREAM. ;)

UP YOURS ******

I totally did not mean that.

Totally

Oh shit it does too! Sorry Arg.

It lasts for 30 whole days in some places films.

It was not :( but she is a hippie chick so it will soon enough. I don't remember if she's a vegan and works at an abortion clinic or against the abortion clinic.

I'll try and mail order my sister to you. I keep trying to hook her up with guys. Mainly the guy from craigslist with the mario brothers fetish. So it might be tough for her to take me seriously.

My ex keeps wanting to get back together with me and I'm trying not to have it.

My damn dog broke my damn watch :(

I thought she was here to help me :(

Well I'm gonna be in NJ and NY this August.

Did she lick your face until you got back off the floor?

Tadao: Stop by Buffalo in August then. It's nowhere near NJ though.

Kitsa: Maybe your dog was telling you it's time to get a new watch.

Well after NJ, I would go to Albany to see an old friend. Is that near Buffalo? I'd still like to toss a few back at a bar with you, even without you hot sister. But yeah, I will be wearing a chastity belt around you so don't even think about slipping me a mickey.

No. I was throwing her a ball and she got too excited and grabbed my arm, which broke my watch off. And I can't find the little metal pin, so I have no idea what now. It's in the grass in the backyard somewhere.

Ah, she broke the wrist band, you can get those bars and a watchmakers!

Probably. It's a brand-new watch, which pisses me off a little.

You should hug till she cries.

ehhh, I'm going to stop just short of actually being insane.

I'm tired and depressed. I think I might make soup.

Awww, you need a Japanese street festival.

I do need a Japanese street festival.

But then there'd be an avalanche of gaijin fucks, starwarsing around with cheapie samurai swords, cosplaying, and babbling about otaku this and anime that and how great Fullmetal Alchemist is.

And I'd still be depressed.

FOUR TWENTY DRINK WEED EVERY DAY

:( you need to go to the ones in San Francisco. It doesn't get trashed by gaijin.

DRINKIN BLUNTS AND SMOKIN' FORTIESSSSSSS

Sipping on Gin and Juice

LAID BAAAAAAAAAACK

Ok 10k, looks like I could go to NJ, take rail to Albany, and then a rail to Buffalo and fly back from there. I can use you as an excuse to get away from my ex if she acts all weird.

drink a few blunts, smoke a few beers

That sounds good. I'll be in Nashville, TN from 8/8/09 - 8/11/09. Anytime besides that is good though. When are you going to be in NJ?

8-1 for a festival

http://www.apwfestival.com/

Oh wow, that lineup looks really amazing. Just let me know

Yeah, maybe I'll go from NJ to Buffalo, then Albany. I shall plant my wallet and hope it gets fatter.

No you can't go to NY August 1st.

or August 2nd

Why are you having an early b-day?

Kind of, but mostly because I'll be in NY that weekend.

Well I'll be in New Jersey so you'll be safe.

That's too close, man.

The court order only say 500 feet.

Out of sight, out of mind my friend.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH HA.

Yeah.

I can already tell today is going to be shitty. I had a nightmare about being euthanized, then after I went back to sleep I woke up with the most horrible headache I've had in a long time. The dog jerked me around the yard in the pouring rain. The boyfriend said he had bad news from the doctor, then "just kidding". It's just going to be one of those days.

:lol @ tadao

What's funnier is that it's actually true. Except Burgess Meredith played a better Penguin. :posh

Burgess Meredith by far.

Kitsa: I woke up with a giant headache too today....but I didn't go drinking last night. I did hang out with my cousin who smoked like two packs of cigarettes though.

Bad times