sherlock homeless/womti/whoever the fuck you are get the fuck out of here you unfunny faggot

Jesus. I've thought you were an unfunny fuckwit for the longest time, and I'm glad the Leader shares that opinion.

All is right with the world.

womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

i dont know who much i hate worse, queen latifah or carrie underwood

Carrie Underwood. White bitches got no excuses for suckin' so bad.

THAT was the controversial Tim Tebow anti-abortion commercial? The one with the huge firestorm surrounding it?

Fucking drama queens

GUYS SOME OF US ARENT WATCHING THE SUPPER BOWL

OKAY ITS PROBABLY JUST ME N/M :lol

I'm not watching that shit, I'd rather see half-naked men groping and BAH GAWD STONE COLD STUNNAH-ing each other

DAMN good game, nice catches and footwork, but i really thought that it would be a high-scoring game :/

and I'm actually watching the halftime show this year, the world must be ending

I didn't even know the super bowl was today. :(

Dix, are you taking Florastor, or eating Activia or something? Seriously strong AB can destroy intenstinal flora, and this might result in some of your symptoms.

Just a thought.

Feel better, K?

Make that 4 votes for GTFO, womti.

AT THIS POINT, 5:42 4th quarter, I PREDICT A VICTORY FOR THE COLTS

i predict a victory for the clots *has heart attack*

3:12

HOLY FUCK




so completely wrong

Bahaha that was amazing.

:lol I lost five bucks. At least the halftime show was entertaining.

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So there's been this Canadian guy stalking me for the past few weeks, calling me up every day, leaving me six text messages a day etc. Just want's to be my friend after his wife broke up with him.

Anyway, I did the polite thing and went to his house to watch the superbowl. I'd never seen a game of American football, but I was not entirely bored out of my mind. I asked what team we were going for, and him and his buddies told me, and then I asked "yeah, but what colour are they?" and everyone laughed like I had told a really funny joke. I didn't learn what team we were going for until a few minuets in. The blue ones.

yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.

Activia is no different from regular yogurt. They've been sued a bajillion times over it and now there's a class-action thing going around about it. I assume it's because it's a bit more expensive than regular yogurt.

Probably right, FZ. The only thing you need with the yogurt is the "live active cultures" - as long as this is on the label you're good.

well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking like you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.

You'd be amazed at what you learn through legal briefs when you work at a copy center.

womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

Good news, Tupac is coming out with another album after his death. Along with the good news, they found a terabyte sized hard drive in Tupac's basement with about 200 more albums to be released soon.

I don't even think they had Terabytes when he died.

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

How did the tour go?

:lol

So I saw this today a temporary job agency...

I do my best. XD <3

I've seen & done worse. :eek

Aww, mister fart and apportioner? You're so lucky. I guess I'll just be happy with Tadao & Wiffles. :(

Wait... Wiffles? AWESOME! :orgasm

OMFG! The colonel is on VF? PGLN! (please give link now!) :eek

I am wearing a shirt with his face on it right now. :x

It is like Halloween costume I think?

All polythene and saying TUPAC-MAN on the back.

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her. then when you listen to her anyway you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. you wear skinny jeans for the 12 or so hours of your day and then you go to take them off but you can't, because the scab has grown just as she said it would except it's grown right through the tight denim and your skin has begun to form on and into your jeans. if and when you do finally manage to very painfully get yourself out of said pants, you will have lost a chunk of your knee in the process. and this is why you should not wear pants ever.

Your mom is a dumb.

that's not very nice :(

I'm pragmatic.

where's your doctorate of thinkology??

I'm a doctor of love.

how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

i'm dr. pepper

I'm Mister Goodbar

I have none.

Grislygus and I taste awesome together. :(

music tastes better with you

I hate page breaks. I read your line, got all worked up and had to go back a page and it's womti as the last post. :(


Life's a bitch.

I don't do no brakin'.

http://adam.pra.to/public/pics/breakin2.jpg

Well you just did, babycakes. :)

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Is it wrong that I'm having so much fun with this?

Hahahaha Sam = Wompti. WAY TO GO CHAMP

WHEEZE HACK COUGH CHOKE

cover your motuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunate. :ouch

Next time ask Mom how many people she sees out and about with open weeping sores instead of band-aids covering their cuts and scrapes.

On another subject, I hate snow. And we're going to get buried again, second time in a week.

:domo

Walking away from, walking away from things that move too fast.

Sort of pointless really. If they're that fast moving then you walking away from them is going to be like a drop in the ocean. Just stand still until they have moved away themselves at a much faster rate than you could achieve.

That's assuming that they're moving towards you.

We barely got any snow so far. I noticed the entire rest of the east coast is getting snow-plowed though.

Hey DC! Buffalo is calling. They want their snow back. :'(

Snowstorms are all politics now.

Nah, the snow simply thought D.C. would want to be buried in something besides bullshit for a change.

Why is it snowing crazy hard now.

:lol

:lol that's pretty awesome.

Personally i think that president bush should go down as the greatest(CANT REMEMBER HOW TO DO STRIKEOUT) HILARIOUseSt american president because of his dances and hilarious faces.

[ strike ] [ /strike ]

I do miss Bush. If for no other reason than the laughs.

He was like that uncle who touched you in a very special way. A couple of years pass, and you're left changed and confused.

just think in ten to fifteen years cataloging and categorizing the different dances president bush did could become a serious historical pursuit.

If only the shoe hit him in the head. I gotta give him credit for that dodge and that pains me.

i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

He can't do that or else he'll look like a major world power shoving it to the man :irony

Terra how dare you call me Womti >:

I would have given him props if he'd caught both shoes, took one of his own off, and started to juggle.

yeah that def. would have been a good response

I would've liked to see him throw the shoe back too, would've showed them A-rabs you don't mess with the USA.

So, just spent 2 hours shoveling 6" of "the taster" before the blizzard hits sometime this morning. Latest from the weather channel is that Philly is expecting 22" or some such ridiculous amount. 50+ inches in less than a week. Where the hell are we supposed to put it? The drifts outside my house are already about 5' high. >:

At least I got it done before the kids woke up. :\

JEEZ WE'RE NOT USED TO THIS CRAP!!!!!!!

I know, let's hire a trucking company and ship all this out to Vancouver so they'll have snow for the Olympics. :\

I thought they were over already. :(

Way to support the USA. >:

Snow sports don't count.

this is a test

great success my account works

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

>:

Wait... it's actually possible to post off topic in this thread? How?

And I sense a great dark cloud in your future....

Your rude username is against the rules. There are children here.

i give a shit about posting off topic, you don't "troll" on this message board you btard

lol

i really really really really really hate you.

I have no opinion yet.

$10 says hes a jackass.

yeah he really is, i apologize in advance :(

Do you know him?

he is her discarded scab

GUYYYYYYYS MA FEEEEEEEEEEEND

HE LIKE SIGNED UUUUUUUUUUUUP :-grog-

CAUSE WE'RE TWO WILD AND CA-RAZY GUYS

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE, SO SOLLY, HEEZ JUST ZUH QWAZIEST OF PEEBLES