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Does that guy have bottom teeth?
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chojin now that you're buff do you try to fight people
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so many teeth
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playing fubar. The rhyme word was bog. They gave me shit for using mog and then balrog.
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chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?
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I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD
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YEAH THAT ONE IS PRETTY COOL TOO SINCE THE SKY IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE BRILLIANT IN THE WINTER, BUT ITS ALSO REALLY COLD TOO, SO IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW?
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oh hai elx
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sup
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whereever did pub lover and tadao go?
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JAIL
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pedo jail
took a shower, felt gud wudoin, bby? |
Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek
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TADAO IS MARRIED, AND THAT IS AS GOOD AS BEING DEAD AND PLAYING CHESS FOR ETERNITY.
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what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?
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oh man, mj, I hope I'm not on that list.
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No, you're on my Good List. I hate a lot of people here. Makes me sort of, "meh" towards most
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I'M ON THE GOOD LIST.
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YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO KOKO AGAIN
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samtheboss: the corpse of Andrew Jackson will help you finish off, even if it has already gotten off
Laddio Roji: lolololololol samtheboss: A REACH AROUND FROM ANDREW JACKSON'S CORPSE samtheboss: A GOOD OLD WESTERN STYLE GRIP |
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OL' HICKORY, GIVE YOU THE DICKORY
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You're a crook captain hook, judge won't you throw the book at the pirate!
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I MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN.
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I DO REPS ALL DAY LONG WHATCHU WANT COME AT ME, DUDE
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OH NOT MUCH FZ. I'M JUST EATING MY EIGTH BOWL OF CEREAL FOR THE EVENING. IT'S HONEY NUT CHEERIOS INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING BUT I MUCH PREFER OHS I BELIEVE. WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH. AND MAYBE GOLDEN GRAHAMS. BUT THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH THE BERRIES IN IT IS DISGUSTING. RICE CRISPIES ARE ALSO DECEPTIVELY DISGUSTING. THEY ARE GREAT IN TREAT FORM BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT IT LIKE CEREAL THEN IT WILL TASTE LIKE IT CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE TOASTER JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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oh god, I love Capn. Crunch.
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IF I AM YOUR SECRET SANTA THIS YEAR I SHALL GIFT YOU WITH A SPILL BOWL AND A SUPER SPOON SO YOU MAY EAT YOUR SOG-FREE CAPN CRUNCH LIKE A CHAMP FZ.
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THE ONLY DOWNSIDE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS THAT IF YOU RUN OUT OF MILK THEN IT TASTES REALLY GROSS WITH ORANGE JUICE
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Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(
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Cap'n Crunch is gayballs
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i only like peanutbutter crunch but it cuts the roof of my mouth up
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and yeah oh's is tits
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WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST TASTES THE BEST ALONGSIDE SUNNY D, SO YOU CAN SEE WHY I WOULD EXPECT A SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION. CAP'N CRUNCH IS JUST TOASTED BALLS OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND SUNNY D IS JUST OJ, RIGHT?
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I can't eat any fucking cereal anymore because of my wheat allergy. I'm stuck eating honey nut chex.
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DUDE THOSE LITTLE SWIRLY COOKIES THAT COME IN CHEX MIX ARE AMAZING, I WISH I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE :(
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According to the Wiki page it can commonly be found at Walmart and Target if not elsewhere, which explains why I haven't seen it around here I guess :eek TIME TO PLAN A SPECIAL TRIP
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WHEN I WANT OH'S I JUST MAKE SOME LADIES HAVE ORGASMS.
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how does one manage to live in this country and never shop at a walmart or target?
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Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise
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I don't get him not wanting to shop at Target though... unless he wants to avoid hipsters.
Walmart has some nasty looking fuckers though. Even I avoid that place and I'm sure it's worse in a country town. |
Might be, then again it might not with the lower population. The kooks will still be there no doubt, but in lesser numbers
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Chojin, I tried playing Rusty Hearts but it made me want to go back to playing Vindictus. So that's what I'm doing now.
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Man, I felt ok yesterday but apparently it caught up with me. Figures that today's the day I have to be out and about, too. Dammit.
I have a new WTF bus but I haven't gotten around to taking the pictures yet. It's a great one, though. |
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doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.
I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be? why the fuck is my life a health thread? |
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GOD DAMIT 10 more pages to read? I GIVE UP
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Hi Kitsa, walk on over here for a boner hug.
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DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH |
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britpop is garbage music
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TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING
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PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there). |
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BaN aLL n00bz
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more lie suck all dick's :lol
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Womti don't you have some trash to pick through
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It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(
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I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form. Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it |
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Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them. |
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I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat
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When all else fails, do a crawl. |
It's so hard being fat and laying around all day |
Just answered the doorbell to like 12 highschool girls in my yard. They said "You've been flamingoed" and apparently they put 5 flamingos in my lawn and said that they're from Anderson Highschool Color Guard or something and I have to pay them to get the flamingos out of my yard. I told them to just leave them. They said that the flamingos would eat my house and I told them to screw off. Man I hate fundraising little brats. None of them looked 18 or I may have put on the charm.
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I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.
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And yeah, I would give KoKo props but he seems to be phoning it in lately. Don't be wacky, just be you nigga. |
also yeah Kitsa, I was being serious.
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TADAO, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
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I had an issue with my knees - basically f***ing them up horribly while on vacation - to the point that I thought I was in for a surgical solution. I went in desperation to the chiropractor, who really didn't want to touch them at all, for fear of making things worse. I persuaded him to throw caution to the wind, and he adjusted only one knee (the worst one) and agreed to see me in two days. Long story short, the swelling is down, I'm doing knee-bends for strength and I can give the formal F-U to the surgical solution. Woot. Pain is my friend. :) |
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So help me, I will rescue the little shits, visit them in the hospital until they're back in peak health, then beat them within an inch of their lives all over again just to teach them to never interrupt my reading again
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pictures for sad children rules
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Why the hell would I totally fuck bjork, my brain is, was, and forever will be telling me she's ugly as shit. I'm confused right now.
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Well, time to go make an ass of myself. Wish me luck.
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Wait, isn't it a bit late in the summer to be a lifeguard? At least around here, pools start closing at the end of this month. Oh well, good luck.
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Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.
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