http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...96&postcount=2

:(

thanks willie

i almost did something like that to my post too :(

okay

just fyi you should usually use something like "[spoiler=jerks" and "[spoiler=faces" instead of just [spoiler if you're using more than one spoiler or else itll fuck up like that

i usually use the equals for SUPER SECRATS that you can only read when you quote the post, too

Oh no you don't >:

why not

pretty much everyone i like on here i can talk to on facebook anyways

it's a booty jihad up in here

thats the best song title ever

i idnt realize i-mockery was under booty sharia law

thats very idnt of you then.

fgt

I feel bad for the new members who join just to participate in the SS event. Especially when they attempt to join in 3 days before the deadline :\. Then again maybe it's better that way. Maybe next year we can do a Secret santa for first timers along with the long time posters event. If they don't screw it up they can qualify for the main event the following year, kind of like SNL cast members. Just a thought

why fee bad for them they're probably just gonna try to rip us off >:

lol ima send them one of my dildos i didnt wash

i don't want to live in a world where people camp out in front of stores to get good deals on television sets

also where racism and sexism are rampant and only frowned upon in "mixed company" and everybody's a liar and a cheat and a thief

but mainly black friday shoppers, i think

I must have missed something because shyandquietguy now has a turd by his name in ThrashO's arbitrary ratings system.

My birthday is pretty sucky and it's mostly my fault. I've got a sinus infection and it's keeping me from wanting to do anything other than lay down. I turned down going to a steakhouse with my mom and stepdad. Turning 30 really sucks.

I'm sorry. Happy birthday. This seems to have been a shitty week in general.

There's worse than 30.

my left rotor may need to be replaced (had the car for 2 months) and it's probably going to set me back around $300 total. It could probably just be resurfaced but last time I was in this situation they refused to resurface it because it was worn down to much (bullshit) and they are going to find every way to charge an arm and a leg.

Also not driving it right now means I get to stay at home with my room mates for thanksgiving instead of visiting family.

woohoo

all I can say is he did it to himself

Arbitrarily Sophia has been dancing to the inspector gaget dubstep drop.

You should have gotten steakout.

(so have i btw)

I've been looking for her penguin the last two weeks, can't find it. Pretty sure she devoured it.

10kvg - http://soundcloud.com/zachcollins/x-...t-two-ya-remix

my theme song - http://soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider

Hell yeah! Was doing the jimmy legs to this.

I just saw an advertisement at the top of the screen for sexy arab girls. I caught it just as I clicked to the next page, so I didn't get a chance to take a screenshot, but has anyone else seen it? Or was I imagining things?

Found it. It would only pop up when I searched the political section for some reason.

:lol

An article for when you don't fetch the sammitch fast enough. (???)

Prevention magazine tells you how to hide bruises

soo turns out my fine is500 dollars

Thats the larriest fine ever :(

:lol :( :(

even after mitigation? jesus fuck, california

California applies penalties to each fine that's assessed, and these penalties can double or triple the amount you actually owe the court.
My last ticket was $35 but after the court attached filing fees, documentation fees and what ever else it came to $175.00

I agree with Milpool :lol

I think it's more because they get 'spoken to' a lot.

Now that I have friends outside the internet I feel like I should fake my own death and leave the country to get away from them

That's normal, right?

If your friends are as sucky as your heroin, then yes.

I'm glad you guys are still jealous that I used to get higher every day than you will in your entire lives, but that's not the issue here.

Wow dude, you're bad. Like power glove bad.

Man it sure is a shitty feeling when your phone has been broken for a week and when you finally get a new one you only have 1 text message and it's from your mom

:tear

you got really high on heroin that you don't know how to do

and kratom :lol

SON YOU DONT EVeN KNOW

I DID MORPHINE AND OXYCODONE ALL thE TIME
I SMOKED WEED EVERYDAY
I SMOKED METH SOMETIMES
I DID DXM evErY otHER DAY FOR LIKE TWO YEARS WHICH IS THE GREATeST DRUG EVeR
ANDAYAHSUCA AND CRYSTAL DMT AND ecStACY AND ACID AND SHROOMS AND FUCKI DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ELSE. KETAMENE.
MESCALINE
PLUS MORE PILLS THAN YOUR LITTLE vAGINA COULD SMUGGLE ACROSS THE BORDER

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? OH YEA KRATOM AND SOME WEED?
I RemEMBER ReADINg ABOUT KRATOM WHEN I DID AYAHUSCA AND MESCALINE AND THOUGHT THAT SHIT SOUNDED STUPID>

THAT SHITS LIKE COFFEE FOR BABIES

What did you get fined for khal? Indecent exposure?

He got fined for being cool but rude without saying "Gimme a break"

better than getting fined for doing machines i guess

DXM is a terrible drug and I regret doing it more than twice.

Ever tripped on Diphenhydramine? That's fucking hilarious, Kahl, do that shit. You'd like it.

You're cute

My friends used to do dxm a lot our senior year.right when finch's she burns came out. So my friend wearing a yellow hoodie rocking out with a pool cue screaming "shut uuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp" for a week straight.

Months later he found out he didn't know the words.

I'm about as attractive as a deep sea predator with acne and sideburns.

Despite this, I've been invited to watch this flirty smart girl I know do stand-up at a bar and I'm not fucking comfortable with it. I'm a total asshole who is not pleasant to look at or be around. I don't know why the fuck this is happening.

I remember when my roommates were doing some kind of science in my kitchen making pure dxm. I didn't take it but they did and I went to sleep. I woke up to a bunch of paramedics in the house with my roomie's girlfriend being put on a stretcher. Apparently she just kind of went to sleep while talking to him and he couldn't get her to wake up, even by slapping her. So that was a fun night of taking my roommate to the hospital to see his girlfriend. Don't do dxm kids.

If it makes you feel any better GW I jacked off a couple of times to that picture of you at work all buttoned down w/ a tie

:lol

PUSSY

DXM IS FUCKING SO AMAZING. IT IS AN OPIATE AND A DISASSOCIATE I DUNNO WHAT THAT DIPHENHYDRAMINE SHIT IS DO YOU THINK ITS SIMILAR CAUSE THEY BOTH TREAT COUGHS? THEY USED TO USE CODEINE IN COUGH SYRUP TOO...

the trick is to not eat or drink before/when you do it. If you do it will ruin your high/make you sick. BUT THAT PRETTY MUCH GOES FOR ALL goOD HALLUcINAgeNS/DRUGS

i used to get 50 grams of it in pure form for 25 dollars. I could trip off of that for about a year.

i probably had about seven thousand out of body experiences on it. Just lay down, turn some awesome music on and eventually you can't feel your body and you have hella crazy hallucinations. also you have to be in the dark for the hallucinations to be really vivid.

I CANT EVEN BEgIN TO TELL YOU THE CRAZY TRIPS I HAD

OK I WILL BEGIN TO TELL YOU SOME OF THE CRAZY TRIPS I HAD

one time i was in a GARDEN and i felt like WAtER and the ARCHANGEL MICHEAL WHO WAS AN ELECTRIC BUTTERFLY LANDED ON MY BODY AND SENT ELECTRICITY UP MY SPINE. I COULD FEEL THE ELECTRICITY.

ONE time I GOT SHOT OUT OF MY BODY AND I WAS MOvINg SO FUCKING FAST AND I WENT SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE WASNT AIR AND I BECOME LIGHTER THAN NOT AIR. ALSO I BECAME BUDDHA AND WENT TO THIS DARK COLD AIRLESS PLACE THAT WAS RED AND HEAVY. BEFORE THAT THERE WAS A GREEN PLACE.

ONE tiME I HYPNOtIZed SOMEone WHEN I WAS ON DXM

IF YOU WATCH MOvieS WHILE YOURE HIGH ON IT YOU SOMEHOW gET SUCKed INTO THE MOvIe AND THINK YOU ARE A CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE AND ALL THE STUFF IN THE MOVIE COMES OUT OF THE SCREEN AT YOU AND SHIT

LIKE IT WAS AROUND THE TIME TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR CAME OUT AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT WAS GOING ON IN MY ROOM

ALSO BLUEGENDER WAS PRETTY AMAZING ON IT

fuck i miss it :(

I certainly don't miss the cognitive impairment or my brain feeling like fucking soup every time I came down

I also don't miss thinking I was coming up with a bunch of profound thoughts while high when in reality I was just staring at the wall like a fucking retard

SerIOUSLY I HYPNOTIZEd SOMEONE WHILE I WAS ON DXM

DXM HAS ONE OF THE BEST AFTER-EFFECTS OUT OF ALL DRUgS

BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN"T KNOW THAT WITH YOUR VAST EXPERIENCE OF KRATOM AND GUAVA JUiCE

See? I even spelled cognitive wrong because DXM made me into a retard

well, more of a retard

YOUR BRAINS A PUSSY

MY BRAIN PROBABLY HAS A THOUSAND HOLES IN IT AND IT WORKS JUST GREAT

I don't even see the point anymore. Everything I thought I was getting from DXM, I'm actually getting from shrooms and LSD.

It's a drug for impoverished children.

oh fuck yes I don't have to go anywhere tonight

god I hate being with other people

YOURE JUIST A PUSSY WHO CANT HANDLE DXM IN LARGE DOSES

IT PROBABLY MAKES YOU CRY

SO YOU TAKE ONE HIT OF ACID AND EAT ONE MUSHROOM AND THINK YOURE HIGH

Well, I had a couple of third-plat doses, but I didn't even remember them. I don't see the point of getting so high that you black out.

My favorite thing to do was just take about 450 milligrams, put on Ziggy Stardust, sit in a room without windows, turn the lights off, block the crack under the door, and stare into the darkness until I started hallucinating, mostly about space travel. I also remember a bunch of really tall alien shamans and thinking I was a wizard.

Kinda fun, not really worth it.

It's not really worth it to associate with alien shamans while being a wizard? You suck.

No, I mean it wasn't worth the brain damage.

Dissociatives (Ketamine, DXM, PCP, MXE, et. al.) cause brain lesions, which are microscopic holes in your brain matter that can develop into cancer and impair your ability to remember and focus on things.

That's why I love the shit out of kratom, because it's got stimulant alkaloids that feel like adderall and help me not be a fucking burn-out. Then again, I spent basically ages 8 to 14 associating the feeling of stimulants with normality, so maybe I'm just a lifelong addict, I dunno.

Maybe if you damage your brain enough, you'll get to be a wizard all the time. And the whole world will be alien. Get to casting spells, harry potter.

That's what a 13 year old makes up when he pretends to smoke weed to the older kids.

Except with DXM it actually happens. The only hallucinations you get from weed are, like, fleeting glimpses of out-of-focus insects that dart behind something as soon as you look at them (although to be fair that could just be HPPD from the diphenhydramine). I also used to hear things and think they were other things, like my shower sounding like frogs.

That was a long time ago, though. I don't think I'll ever be able to get that high again.

You can hallucinate on weed. I've hallucinated on it before, pretty badly when we decided to make brownies using a whole ounce of weed. My friends and I didn't feel shit for 4 hours, split up to go our separate ways.
I was delivery driving sandwiches to an apartment complex, walking into the office when all of a sudden I realized the world was in slow motion. The lady at the desk in the office said something to me and I saw her sound wave slowly coming to me. I couldn't hear anything she said until it hit me. Then on the way back I was listening to music in the car and thought I was at a concert...while driving. I told the boss I was feeling sick and went home to lay down.
I caught up with my friends the next day and they told me that they went to a movie since I had to work, but didn't end up going in because the walls were melting and everything was strange. One of them thought he had hit a person while driving home, but when he stopped, there was nothing there at all and no car damage.

It could be that the weed had something in it, it was a mix of 3 different friends' pot, but we had smoked each of them in separate instances and nothing happened those times.

Oh, and don't use a whole ounce of weed in brownies. Especially if you're only using a manual pepper grinder to make it smaller. It was gritty as hell and tasted even worse.

Well, shit, that sounds fucking awesome. Maybe I should try eating it.

Sometimes I get so stoned that I think I've already seen everything that's going to happen and I get confused asking everyone what's going on, but as things are said and happen I call them in my head and it trips me the fuck out. This effect only happens after my 4th or 5th bowl pack.

is this thread about drugs now

i know a lot about smoking some drugs

:lol

i made some weed cookies (components extracted using alcohol/evaporation; SCIENCE) and ate 12 out of 15 of them, then the whole world turned to about a 45 degree angle for a while

after i woke up i threw up so hard you could tell by the pattern of burst capillaries exactly what direction i was looking whilst puking

fun times?

You season those cookies with some bath salts?

The other night I was caught by the cops painting a wall, so I legged it and hid in a blackberry bush while they searched for me. I had to stay there for about two hours, and I swear to god the torch light passed over me a few times.

I've never been to gaol.

That sounds like some of my nights a while back. Glad you weren't caught.

We had broke into these portables in a school near our old house once. We found out it was a place they'd send the bad kids. But inside the bathroom was a bunch of inspirational posters. We totally fucked them up to say bad things. Then we stole walkie talkies that were sitting in there plus the chargers. It was awesome because our house was close enough to the school that we could hear the teachers talking over the walkie talkies. Sometimes we'd harass the teachers. Like there was this teacher called Ms. Gay and we'd ask to speak to Ms. Very Gay. And just saying poop or eat a dick over it every now and then. I think they were trying to triangulate us once because they kept telling us to keep talking and that they were interested in what we had to say or something.

what were you painting?

I've gotten stuck in mirrors while on weed for quite some time.

Yet you couldn't anticipate a woman dumping you?

What a waste of time.

Hey guys my gf dumped me :tear

Again?

Well I'll be, looks like some progress hasn't been made.

You now have to take a dump on her.

Or maybe he should suck on her tit.

That's rather sad. You seem like a real catch!

Hahaha. Hmm, eat a dick, yes, very interesting. KEEP TALKING.


Lots of colourful and exciting letters on a rather drab, boring and grey wall.

maybe the most experienced drug user on this message board should try eating weed once. :rolleyes and you only had third plateau doses and you blacked out? What a pussy. I had fourth plateau like every other night and remembered everything

Guys my bf dumped me :x

when did all of you start doing drugs

should i start doing drugs too to fit in and be cool

nah you're good you've already done two drugs that i know of:

fat and musclejerk

When you ride the high of cheeseburgers, it can only end in death or musclejerk.

*sweats*

He didnt dump you. Its just someone elses turn.

DRUGS? SON, LET OLD GUS TELL YOU BOUT DRUGS. OLD GUS DON'T GET TOASTED ANYMORE CAUSE GUS IS A WINNER

OLD GUS JUST LEGALLY BINGE DRINKS HIS BRAIN CELLS INTO OBLIVION LIKE ALL THE OTHER RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OBEYING OUR FINE GOVERNMENT'S LAWS

I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

If you don't hear from me after. Have a merry christmas and a dick of a chaunakaaka